#1219: "A dumb, dumb plan." - Page 2

Green Spanner · 02-13-2010, 03:06 PM

That would be an interesting end to 8-bit.

"And then everything was cake. It wasn't very nice.

THE END"

Veho · 02-13-2010, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neni

I mean, seriously, BM?! That's your reason for worshipping the most evil thing there is? CAKE?!

It's less of a reason and more of an excuse made up at the spot. For some reason, he's still hiding the fact he's worshipping Chaos because his lifelong goal is to destroy the world, starting and ending with the other LWs. Which is sort of pointless seeing how he keeps saying it out loud.

But then again, they all seem to forget things like that pretty fast. Like Thief's little "asides." Maybe all that amnesia dust really works.

Skit · 02-13-2010, 06:01 PM

I like Thief's irritated, terse "No shit." reply.

Goldenfleece · 02-13-2010, 06:20 PM

To be fair, everything in the world exists to hurt Black Mage. Most alternatives would be an improvement.

Link_991 · 02-13-2010, 07:02 PM

Dear God, Fighter was just smarter than Black Mage(or something like that)

Eldezar · 02-13-2010, 07:49 PM

This is funny to me because when I played Mutants and Masterminds with a group a while back, one of the guys had the power to turn anything into cake. He was also mentally unstable, so it took the rest of the party to keep him from enacting on his ultimate goal of turning the entire planet into cake.

HisshouBuraiken · 02-13-2010, 11:13 PM

Wow, I haven't laughed so hard at an 8BT punchline in quite a while. Well done broseph, well done.

Gamer8585 · 02-14-2010, 01:23 AM

So is Chaos against all of creation per se, or is he just against creation in an ordered form?

If is the former Black Mage is screwed no matter what kind of logic he uses, since if it exists Chaos is going to destroy it.

If its the latter then Black Mage is screwed, because while he may turn everything, or parts thereof, into cake that would only last as long as it would take him to turn it into something else. So Black Mage is screwed because every part of the world around him in a constant and unpredictable manner (that's assuming Chaos let him keep his assistance intact; which he wouldn't). It would be a hell that Black Mage could neither conquer nor comprehend. He would be driven mad by this kind of world. An eternal psychological anguish of such magnitude he would miss Fighter (or at least someone to stab).

In other words: The cake isn't necessarily a lie, but he would NEVER be able to enjoy it.

Clord · 02-14-2010, 02:51 AM

Using cake in the discussion might be just allegory and not actual cake.

Doc T · 02-14-2010, 07:16 AM

The closer we get to the end, the more potty-mouthed this comic is becoming.

02-13-2010, 03:06 PM	#11
Green Spanner Lawful Sarcastic Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Yes Posts: 496	That would be an interesting end to 8-bit. "And then everything was cake. It wasn't very nice. THE END" __________________ ╔═╦══╦═╦═╦═╦╗ ╔═╦═╦══╦═╦╦═╦╦═╦══╗ ║╔╣╠═║═╣═╣║║║ ║═╣║║══║║║║║║║═╣╠═║ ║║║╔╗╣═╣═╣║║║ ╠═║╔╣╔╗║║║║║║║═╣╔╗╣ ╚═╩╝╚╩═╩═╩╩═╝ ╚═╩╝╚╝╚╩╩═╩╩═╩═╩╝╚╝ I'm a riter! Please feed my back. (For serious you guys) This text is hidden. Can you find it?

02-13-2010, 07:49 PM	#16
Eldezar Ferbawlz! Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 665	This is funny to me because when I played Mutants and Masterminds with a group a while back, one of the guys had the power to turn anything into cake. He was also mentally unstable, so it took the rest of the party to keep him from enacting on his ultimate goal of turning the entire planet into cake. __________________ Patreon Stuff! https://www.patreon.com/NPCProductionCompany

02-14-2010, 01:23 AM	#18
Gamer8585 The one you least suspect...>:) Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 73	So is Chaos against all of creation per se, or is he just against creation in an ordered form? If is the former Black Mage is screwed no matter what kind of logic he uses, since if it exists Chaos is going to destroy it. If its the latter then Black Mage is screwed, because while he may turn everything, or parts thereof, into cake that would only last as long as it would take him to turn it into something else. So Black Mage is screwed because every part of the world around him in a constant and unpredictable manner (that's assuming Chaos let him keep his assistance intact; which he wouldn't). It would be a hell that Black Mage could neither conquer nor comprehend. He would be driven mad by this kind of world. An eternal psychological anguish of such magnitude he would miss Fighter (or at least someone to stab). In other words: The cake isn't necessarily a lie, but he would NEVER be able to enjoy it. __________________ :rmage: Impossible! Only a maximum of nine enemies may be on screen! Dragon: Fuck You. :rmage: Run.

02-14-2010, 07:16 AM	#20
Doc T am I on the internet? Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Liverpool, Un Kool Posts: 81	The closer we get to the end, the more potty-mouthed this comic is becoming. __________________ When the going gets tough, the tough get ka-razee

02-13-2010, 06:01 PM	#13
Skit I really wanted that sandwich... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Ontario Posts: 366	I like Thief's irritated, terse "No shit." reply.

02-13-2010, 06:20 PM	#14
Goldenfleece Troopa Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 27	To be fair, everything in the world exists to hurt Black Mage. Most alternatives would be an improvement.

02-13-2010, 07:02 PM	#15
Link_991 Shyguy Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 125	Dear God, Fighter was just smarter than Black Mage(or something like that)

02-13-2010, 11:13 PM	#17
HisshouBuraiken Troopa Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 32	Wow, I haven't laughed so hard at an 8BT punchline in quite a while. Well done broseph, well done.

02-14-2010, 02:51 AM	#19
Clord Level 101 Black Mage Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 126	Using cake in the discussion might be just allegory and not actual cake.