Jumping on the Pokemon Bandwagon! But this time... JOHTO. - Page 8

Viridis · 02-15-2010, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Geminex

I'm not sure if the name has anything to do with it, but Asshat is getting progressively more passive-agressive. Only instead if "Passive" it's more like "Swear and you and stab you with a butterknife".
I like it.

As do I. His rage is the funniest thing about this LP.

Token · 02-15-2010, 06:17 AM

His rage is the most fun thing to write, honestly. He'll probably only get more spiteful az tiMe goes on. After all, you wouldn't believe how many dumbasses there are in Johto.

Lost in Time · 02-15-2010, 10:31 AM

Asshat and Joey are my OTP.

Token · 02-15-2010, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Lost in Time

Asshat and Joey are my OTP.

If you write the fanfiction for that, I will never stop repping you.

Great Cartoonist · 02-15-2010, 11:02 AM

It seems to me that a lot of these Pokemon Let's Plays are bordering on fanfic. Oh well, I guess it adds to the entertainment value.

<Also, if you ever make a fanfic about Adrian doing Arceus knows what, I will hunt you down and burn you in your sleep, then I will kill myself just so that I can hunt you down in hell for the rest of eternity.>

Tev · 02-15-2010, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Great Cartoonist

<Also, if you ever make a fanfic about Adrian doing Arceus knows what, I will hunt you down and burn you in your sleep, then I will kill myself just so that I can hunt you down in hell for the rest of eternity.>

Dude what are you talking about? I'm pretty sure Adrian has a big brother complex. If they are the same age then that has twincest written all over it.

Geminex · 02-15-2010, 04:26 PM

Totally agree. It's obvious they're horny.

Ecks · 02-15-2010, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Token

I think what I like most about Gen II is that Koffing and Gastly don't have Levitate.

Damn right.

Hope you're taking that Zubat all the way up to Crobat! I also happen to have a Slowpoke on my Pokemon, er... was it Crystal? Or Gold? I don't remember, it's been a while. I'm north of Goldenrod at the moment...

Anyway, I loved this installment better than the last one.

EDIT: WHOA WHOA HOLD ON A MINUTE. Since when were we going to ruin the sacredness of Pokemon LPs by starting fanfics and ship wars? I totally call Bard/Comast

Token · 02-20-2010, 01:09 PM

I was going to post this two days ago, but I was too busy being stupid in the General Discussion forum.

Episode Eight: Faster than a Speeding Hooker

Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Same. I feel like taking down the Gym Leader right now.

Bring it.

You copycat.

That thing was pretty fugly. :shifty:

I've got more win than a cow has moo.

I dunno dude. Those other hikers I fought were even worse than you are.

My secret is POWERLEVELing.

Ring-ring-ring-ring!

Holy crap it's Imakuni?! :whee:

Thank you, oh wise and benevolent illustrator of trading cards. :whee:

Huh. That was actually kind of fishy sounding.

But Slowpoke don't naturally learn Rain Dance!

I didn't know TM 18 existed 400 years ago. :shifty:

Ugh. This is pretty corny. I should get out of here as soon as I can.

Doo-doo doo-doo-doo!

Nope.

Cool, I guess.

So were they Aprimon back then or something?

Bugsy? That's an unfortunate name.

And that's an unfortunate title.

Imakuni? again?

WAIT THE HELL ON. Imakuni? would never condone eating Slowpoke! It's one of his favorite Pokemon! You're an imposter!

No.

Oh no! I've been peer-pressured!

Dammit.

Dammi-TREE!

Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Token.

Well not anymore, jerk.

How convenient- I don't want any.

Oh yay. Exposition.

You mean like every other trainer in the world?

Yeah, some random dude told me that once.

Wait, you mean that wasn't Imakuni? either? Oh, I'm gonna go kick some a-

Wait, you mean I don't have to do anything?

That man right there is a hero.

Poor kid. I should go help Kurt. Just give him some backup, mostly stay out of the way.

Geromino!

Oh, there was a ladder. I didn't have to jump.

Y'know what, I don't even mind. You showed actual initiative.

I always knew shouting worked.

Um... I think I have a PRZCUREBERRY...

Wait, couldn't you just press the buttons on your Pokeballs? Send them out? I'm sure that my team wouldn't need me overseeing their every action to kick ass.

Yes it goddamn can.

... This is what happens when I have faith in people. Fuck you, Johto.

Yeah, he's sort of a douchemuffin.

And yet you can move. What a bloody coincidence.

Trust me. You won't be the one who's venting.

I will fucking end you.

See?

Why?

Oh.

Y'know, I can respect that. But when you block the goddamn Gym, that's going too far. I'm going to talk to your manager.

I said stop blocking the fucking GYM. I want out of this city.

...

Why don't you people have name tags? How am I supposed to get you fired if you don't have name ta- Weren't you just wearing black clothes and a hat.

Rocks fall. Everyone dies.

Doo-doo-doo-doo!

I don't fucking care if you take Slowpoke tails! They'll grow back anyway!

Oh shit dawg! I don't wanna mess with yo' street cred!

Cause we all know how ghetto Azalea Town is.

I'm from east-side Johto, motherfucker! Repre-SENT.

Word.

Sheee-t N-word. Should be out there sellin' Rare Candy to kids.

Cracka please.

Lulz.

Ugh. I don't have time for this senti-fuckin'-mental shit.

I want your goddamn posse to get the fuck out of my way so I can go ruin Bugsy's shit.

Does Asshat have to choke a bitch?

I do believe Asshat has to pull out his Pokemon and choke a bitch.

Balboa! Represent!

"Brat?" Do I have to kick your ass more?

Well yeah. Clearly bitches can't hang with the streets.

"Open your third eye see through the overground. I'm bout to hit'choo with the scream from underground. Whole city's covered with the Rocket flavor, we're in the area- one of the toughest enigma."
SHIT. This nigga's rhymes be off da' hook!

My rhymes can't even compare. Yet.

Shit dawg. I kicked his ass, but he served me with his tight mic skills.

I feel like there was a missed opportunity with this dialog.

Of course it is, you lazy fuck.
Later at Kurt's house:

No.

I don't know why I never thought of that before.

I still haven't forgiven you.

Not by choice, you ass.

My beats were fairly fresh.

Okay, Mister "LAWL PARALYZED," I think we've established that I have more balls than you.

Whoopde-fuckin'-doo.

Yeah, I already know that.

Eh. Effort.

Ooh. Incentive.

Oh yeah.

Kay.

'Bout time.

Fine.

Let's rock this.

Wait you literally meant both of you? :gonk:

Oh. It just occurred to me that if Nellie was still on my team she'd have evolved by now.

Is it's ass frowning at me?

I hate twins.

The new guy could stand to kick some more ass.

I already know that. My Kittan can kick major ass.

It's cute how you think you can win.

Oh, fuck you and your family.

Shouldn't you have evolved that poor fucker by now?

East-side.

Ha-HA. Skorupi.

Three? Still, you'll lose.

One.

Two.

Three. You lose.

It would be if you didn't suck.

D'aww shucks.

Then why didn't you save the mewdamn Slowpoke? :stressed:

Wait. One Pokemon are pretty tough? The hell?

Huh. Do sort of want.

"You defeat my Paras and I Jizz in my pants."

Okay lady. Time for you to los-

OH JEEZE IT'S A TRAP.

coughvirgincough

How to never lose your virginity?

BOSS BATTLE
~~Token~~ASSHAT vs. VIRGIN BUG TRAP.

This is the Gym Leader. The strongest trainer in the town, rockin' a Metapod.

Schway.

Kakuna as well? What is this schwarbage?

Heh. That's more like it.

Figures. The "Bug-encyclopedia" doesn't know that a Bug move won't be very effective against my Zubat.

Heh.

Woah. That actually hurt.

M-m-m-MINDFUCK.

Lucky.

Also lucky.

And you lose.

Um...

There we go.

Yeah, I know.

Obviously. Hey, if you're such a master of bug types, why didn't you use a Heracross or something?

Yeah. I get me some bling-bling.

That would be useful if there was anyone in this mewforsaken region I'd be willing to trade with.

I swear to Arceus, if this badge makes Jackie end up as emo as Falkner's Pidgeotto, I'm coming back here and kicking you in the face. :shifty:

Doo-doo-doo-doo!

...

So it's an emo version of Rage. Good to know.

Amazing.

Bullshit. You're like twelve.

My team as of now.
Next time: Unprecedented rage as Asshat realizes how much he hates a certain duck.

Ecks · 02-21-2010, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Token

Next time: Unprecedented rage as Asshat realizes how much he hates a certain duck.

Are we talking about Farfetch'd or Psyduck?

02-15-2010, 10:31 AM	#73
Lost in Time Fungus Among Us Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: On Your Nightstand Posts: 1,967	Asshat and Joey are my OTP. __________________ Eat me!

02-15-2010, 11:02 AM	#75
Great Cartoonist An increasingly inaccurate name Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: University. Don't try to reach me; it'll be a long wait. Posts: 509	It seems to me that a lot of these Pokemon Let's Plays are bordering on fanfic. Oh well, I guess it adds to the entertainment value. <Also, if you ever make a fanfic about Adrian doing Arceus knows what, I will hunt you down and burn you in your sleep, then I will kill myself just so that I can hunt you down in hell for the rest of eternity.> __________________ Nope. Not happening.

02-20-2010, 01:09 PM	#79
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	In which Asshat's expectations are shattered. I was going to post this two days ago, but I was too busy being stupid in the General Discussion forum. Episode Eight: Faster than a Speeding Hooker Doo-doo-doo-doo! Same. I feel like taking down the Gym Leader right now. Bring it. You copycat. That thing was pretty fugly. :shifty: I've got more win than a cow has moo. I dunno dude. Those other hikers I fought were even worse than you are. My secret is POWERLEVELing. Ring-ring-ring-ring! Holy crap it's Imakuni?! :whee: Thank you, oh wise and benevolent illustrator of trading cards. :whee: Huh. That was actually kind of fishy sounding. But Slowpoke don't naturally learn Rain Dance!Rain Dance in this generation! I didn't know TM 18 existed 400 years ago. :shifty: Ugh. This is pretty corny. I should get out of here as soon as I can. Doo-doo doo-doo-doo! Nope. Cool, I guess. So were they Aprimon back then or something? Bugsy? That's an unfortunate name. And that's an unfortunate title. Imakuni? again? WAIT THE HELL ON. Imakuni? would never condone eating Slowpoke! It's one of his favorite Pokemon! You're an imposter! No. Oh no! I've been peer-pressured! Dammit. Dammi-TREE! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Token. Well not anymore, jerk. How convenient- I don't want any. Oh yay. Exposition. You mean like every other trainer in the world? Yeah, some random dude told me that once. Wait, you mean that wasn't Imakuni? either? Oh, I'm gonna go kick some a- Wait, you mean I don't have to do anything? That man right there is a hero. Poor kid. I should go help Kurt. Just give him some backup, mostly stay out of the way. Geromino!Allons-y!I'm sorry. I'm so, so, sorry. Oh, there was a ladder. I didn't have to jump. Y'know what, I don't even mind. You showed actual initiative. I always knew shouting worked. Um... I think I have a PRZCUREBERRY... Wait, couldn't you just press the buttons on your Pokeballs? Send them out? I'm sure that my team wouldn't need me overseeing their every action to kick ass. Yes it goddamn can. ... This is what happens when I have faith in people. Fuck you, Johto. Yeah, he's sort of a douchemuffin. And yet you can move. What a bloody coincidence. Trust me. You won't be the one who's venting. I will fucking end you. See? Why? Oh. Y'know, I can respect that. But when you block the goddamn Gym, that's going too far. I'm going to talk to your manager. I said stop blocking the fucking GYM. I want out of this city. ... Why don't you people have name tags? How am I supposed to get you fired if you don't have name ta- Weren't you just wearing black clothes and a hat. Rocks fall. Everyone dies. Doo-doo-doo-doo! I don't fucking care if you take Slowpoke tails! They'll grow back anyway! Oh shit dawg! I don't wanna mess with yo' street cred! Cause we all know how ghetto Azalea Town is. I'm from east-side Johto, motherfucker! Repre-SENT. Word. Sheee-t N-word. Should be out there sellin' Rare Candy to kids. Cracka please. Lulz. Ugh. I don't have time for this senti-fuckin'-mental shit. I want your goddamn posse to get the fuck out of my way so I can go ruin Bugsy's shit. Does Asshat have to choke a bitch? I do believe Asshat has to pull out his Pokemon and choke a bitch. Balboa! Represent! "Brat?" Do I have to kick your ass more? Well yeah. Clearly bitches can't hang with the streets. "Open your third eye see through the overground. I'm bout to hit'choo with the scream from underground. Whole city's covered with the Rocket flavor, we're in the area- one of the toughest enigma." SHIT. This nigga's rhymes be off da' hook! My rhymes can't even compare. Yet. Shit dawg. I kicked his ass, but he served me with his tight mic skills. I feel like there was a missed opportunity with this dialog. Of course it is, you lazy fuck. Later at Kurt's house: No. I don't know why I never thought of that before. I still haven't forgiven you. Not by choice, you ass. My beats were fairly fresh. Okay, Mister "LAWL PARALYZED," I think we've established that I have more balls than you. Whoopde-fuckin'-doo. Yeah, I already know that. Eh. Effort. Ooh. Incentive. Oh yeah. Kay. 'Bout time. Fine. Let's rock this. Wait you literally meant both of you? :gonk: Oh. It just occurred to me that if Nellie was still on my team she'd have evolved by now. Is it's ass frowning at me? I hate twins. The new guy could stand to kick some more ass. I already know that. My Kittan can kick major ass. It's cute how you think you can win. Oh, fuck you and your family. Shouldn't you have evolved that poor fucker by now? East-side. Ha-HA. Skorupi. Three? Still, you'll lose. One. Two. Three. You lose. It would be if you didn't suck. D'aww shucks. Then why didn't you save the mewdamn Slowpoke? :stressed: Wait. One Pokemon are pretty tough? The hell? Huh. Do sort of want. "You defeat my Paras and I Jizz in my pants." Okay lady. Time for you to los- OH JEEZE IT'S A TRAP. coughvirgincough How to never lose your virginity? BOSS BATTLE ~~Token~~ASSHAT vs. VIRGIN BUG TRAP. This is the Gym Leader. The strongest trainer in the town, rockin' a Metapod. Schway. Kakuna as well? What is this schwarbage? Heh. That's more like it. Figures. The "Bug-encyclopedia" doesn't know that a Bug move won't be very effective against my Zubat. Heh. Woah. That actually hurt. M-m-m-MINDFUCK. Lucky. Also lucky. And you lose. Um... There we go. Yeah, I know. Obviously. Hey, if you're such a master of bug types, why didn't you use a Heracross or something? Yeah. I get me some bling-bling. That would be useful if there was anyone in this mewforsaken region I'd be willing to trade with. I swear to Arceus, if this badge makes Jackie end up as emo as Falkner's Pidgeotto, I'm coming back here and kicking you in the face. :shifty: Doo-doo-doo-doo! ... So it's an emo version of Rage. Good to know. Amazing. Bullshit. You're like twelve. My team as of now. Next time: Unprecedented rage as Asshat realizes how much he hates a certain duck.

02-15-2010, 06:17 AM	#72
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	His rage is the most fun thing to write, honestly. He'll probably only get more spiteful az tiMe goes on. After all, you wouldn't believe how many dumbasses there are in Johto.

02-15-2010, 04:26 PM	#77
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Totally agree. It's obvious they're horny.