Jumping on the Pokemon Bandwagon! But this time... JOHTO. - Page 12

Ecks · 02-24-2010, 07:08 PM

It's not a double post if I'm reminding Asshat THAT HE HAS AN LP TO RUN.

Tev · 02-24-2010, 07:26 PM

He's gotten a lot further along than some people I could name.....

EDIT: Some people that almost aren't even on the first page anymore.

Token · 02-24-2010, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EckScizor

It's not a double post if I'm reminding Asshat THAT HE HAS AN LP TO RUN.

Well geez Sciz, I'll just tell my kidneys to stop being bruised so I can play Pokemon instead of piss blood. :P
I was going to work on it today, but I ended up spending most of the day in the hospital, and I'm tired as hell. I'll probably play some tonight, but since I've got school in the morning, I probably won't update until tomorrow afternoon (at earliest.)

On that note, there's a chance that updates will briefly become more sparse starting next week. I've got musical auditions on Monday, and I'm almost guaranteed to get in. If I do, that'll be my priority. I'll still be updating, mind you, but it'll probably go back to being once a week.

I don't have a clue if that makes sense outside of my head, but if not, blame the meds.

Ecks · 02-24-2010, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Token

Well geez Sciz, I'll just tell my kidneys to stop being bruised so I can play Pokemon instead of piss blood. :P
I was going to work on it today, but I ended up spending most of the day in the hospital, and I'm tired as hell. I'll probably play some tonight, but since I've got school in the morning, I probably won't update until tomorrow afternoon (at earliest.)

On that note, there's a chance that updates will briefly become more sparse starting next week. I've got musical auditions on Monday, and I'm almost guaranteed to get in. If I do, that'll be my priority. I'll still be updating, mind you, but it'll probably go back to being once a week.

I don't have a clue if that makes sense outside of my head, but if not, blame the meds.

Ouch, sorry for the harshness, dude. Damn internets can't tell me that you're bleeding out your urethra. We'll be sure to keep your thread bumped with witty banter and discussion while you're busy.

Also, I'm calling out Nikose here, I'm not gonna remind you anymore, because I've bumped your thread loads of times and you havent' done squat. GC says he's busy, and he's at uni, so I believe him on that count.

Token · 02-24-2010, 08:14 PM

Nah, it's cool. I couldn't expect you to know. Anyway, I'm playing now, and should have an update up tomorrow.

Ecks · 02-24-2010, 08:16 PM

Coolios.

Lost in Time · 02-25-2010, 12:07 AM

Two of the authors go to the hospital after starting their pokemon LP... hmm, this is more than just a mere coincidence.

Gentlemen... we have a mystery on our hands!

Token · 02-25-2010, 12:08 AM

Done playing, and pictures are all uploaded online. Update will probably be before NITE 6 Hours and 33 Minutes. 'till then, I'mma sleep.

Token · 02-25-2010, 08:11 PM

Episode Ten: Go for the Goldenrod!

All healed and whatnot.

Amazing. I don't care.

Still don't care.

Eh, why not. I've been feeling pretty angry lately, and I guess I could use some tunes.

Ugh, so silly.

Why yes. Yes it is.

Ouch. You wound me. Just you wait, one day my raps will be awesome enough to make you run away.

The what?

You mean like a lottery? Sure. Could be fun.

Damn. Maybe next time?

Aiight. I think I can do this.

Well ch'yeah.

Obviously.

"Apricorn" doesn't have a "k" in it. :shifty:

Nope.

The suspense is killing me. :gonk:

I don't see why. I mean he's kind of a jerk. Who would spend time listening to or reading the exploits of a massive asshat like him?

Oh shit! I don't know... Okay, of the last four questions. Three have been correct. I think it's safe to say "no."

Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Actually, I'm probably never going to use this.

Wow. That took longer than I thought it would.

A train? That could be convenient. I need a better method of transportation than just walking everywhere. My feet hurt.

Typical.

You're dumb. When I become the champion, I think I'll feed you to a Gyrados.

"I'm secretly The Spectacular Spinarak-Man."

Better than that "happy harmony" crap.

Like an arcade? Awesome!

Oh. A casino.

Huh. I should go yoink it, so I can play some games here.

In the meantime...

Lame slogan, but hey. A bike is a bike.

Cuz you's a bitch. Also you are like really out of the way.

Does that mean I get a free bike? :shifty:

"Loan?" That's cute.

You'll never get this back.

Now to see if that Coin Case is still here.

Huh. Now that I think about it, Leatherhed and Totaro are pretty rare, aren't they?

Let me show you them!

Easy.

That makes me feel sympathetic. Oh. Wait. No it doesn't.

Dude, I've currently got three Poison types. What do you think?

Wanna bet?

Y'know, I think I'm gonna use Pokemon who's types are weak to yours, just out of spite.

Amazing, considering Terry is Poison/Flying and Magnemite is an Electric/Steel. It's almost like types aren't that important.

But can I pull it off again?

Of course I can. Who the hell do you think I am?

This one will be a little trickier, since Dubya is relatively low level.

Oh my.

Checkmate.

Here's a tip newbie: my spite is more powerful than any type advantage.

Should I care?

OH MY GOD, SPIFF ME UP. :3nod:

I was joking.

But... Terry doesn't have hair. :O_o:

Oh, finally.

So did mine. Somehow.

That wasn't a request to fight you. :shifty:

Why are you pointing? That's rude.

Bloody hell that thing is ugly.

Y'know, Terry doesn't look any different. Did he actually just charge me 300 [units of currency] for an IMAGINARY HAIRCUT?

WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOVEEE YOOOOOOUUUU

That seems like a normal thing to confess to a total stranger.

As does that. :shifty:

Fair enough.

Man what. How exactly did you cheat with a Grimer?

I mean, clearly you didn't think it through. The only two games there are the slots and a card flipping game. Grimer can't exactly alter the odds in your favor.

And even if it could, it would be obvious to everyone in the goddamn building that you had sent out a Grimer. I mean, you can smell that, can't you? Arceus, that's rank.

Also it'd leave slime all over the goddamn machines or cards. Quite frankly, that's stupid as hell. You deserved to get caught.

Don't you grumble at me! It's not my fault your plan is retarded! I mean really, if you wanted to cheat at the slots, you should have sent a Porygon or something into the machine. Duh.

Right, time to gamble, I guess. Let's see why everyone seems to think it's so fun.

Let's try this...

Damn.

Shit.

Bollocks.

I guess...

A jackpot? I'm lucky? That's amazing!

I probably won't be able to pull that off again...

Slots are sort of fun, but I'll probably fare better on the card flip.

Cards are stupid. :shifty:

Holy crap, I can get a Dratini? I might as well keep playing 'til have enough.

Slots are fun...

Getting there...

And now I have enough...

I should stop playing...

Wait, where the fuck did my coins go? I just had 2200...

Haha, joking. I'm not that far go... I could totally get more jackpots...

I'm revoking Totaro's position as the nerdiest name reference (Gold's Togepi from the Pokemon Special manga). Lauren is the new champion. Rep to anyone who gets it.

Yay! Now I won't feel guilty for neglecting to catch an Abra.

Oh Arceus fuck.

I don't care how your dumb Rattata almost beat a-what?

Did you just?

He did! That little shit just called me out! Should I? OH RIGHT THE GYM

"The Incredibly Pretty Girl?" That's it? That doesn't even show what type she uses!

Creepy. Let's go.

How posh.

Success!

Yeah, it was kind of fast.

Dude, I didn't even POWERLEVEL. I don't think I need to give you my best.

See?

I make no promises.

One Pokemon? What a pushover.

A Snubbull? Aren't those pushovers?

Man. What a pushover.

Trust me, I'm no pushover.

I don't really care as long as they can win. :shifty:

Fantastic. Can we hurry this up?

Dear Zapdos, is that a penis? :gonk:

Oh hell they all have penises. :gonk:

ARE YOU HARD? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HARD? WHAT THE HELL?

Hi, I'm mentally scarred.

Wow. You don't seem shallow.

Really, the sign out front should have tipped me off.

I'm sure you are, little miss bandwagon.

BOSS BATTLE
~~Token~~ASSHAT VS. SHALLOW "PRETTY GIRL"

Da roof, da roof, da roof is on fire! We don't need no water, let that motherfucker burn!

wait i just used water to defeat it. Fire never entered the equation...

Oh crap! While I was trying to make my line make sense, she hit me with Rollout twice!

Let's ROCK.

Fuck and YES.

All at Once?

So Emotional.

I Learned from the Best.

It's not right... but it's okay.

Okay, you can stop now.

Please stop now?

You're a Gym Leader! Are you actually immature enough that you're gonna cry because you lost?

...

... Aren't you forgetting something?

...

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

NO, REALLY?

This is the strongest trainer in this goddamn city? A little brat who can't even take a loss?

Shut the FUCK up and give me my badge.

I... asd faskjlnkl... No. Of fucking COURSE I don't want a fucking badge. I just walked all the way here from New Bark Town, took down everyone in this gym, and made you cry because I want to get in your pants. Just give me the shitting badge so I can leave.

Was that so hard?

Doo-doo-doo-fucking-doo.

Outstanding.

Doo-doo-doo-doo.

I guess that could be useful.

In every conceivable manner.

You mean the creepy phallic grinning one?

That's... Huh.

Must I do everything for these people?

Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Healed! Alright, time to destroy that tree, kick Joey's ass, take Totaro to Elm, and get my next badge!
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Great Cartoonist · 02-25-2010, 08:54 PM

Y'know with the power of savestates you can totally get max coins without suffering huge losses.

Also, I did a Google Search and found this person's Youtube account.

02-25-2010, 12:07 AM	#117
Lost in Time Fungus Among Us Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: On Your Nightstand Posts: 1,967	Two of the authors go to the hospital after starting their pokemon LP... hmm, this is more than just a mere coincidence. Gentlemen... we have a mystery on our hands! __________________ Eat me!

02-25-2010, 08:11 PM	#119
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	In which Asshat gains a gambling problem. Episode Ten: Go for the Goldenrod! All healed and whatnot. Amazing. I don't care. Still don't care. Eh, why not. I've been feeling pretty angry lately, and I guess I could use some tunes. Ugh, so silly. Why yes. Yes it is. Ouch. You wound me. Just you wait, one day my raps will be awesome enough to make you run away. The what? You mean like a lottery? Sure. Could be fun. Damn. Maybe next time? Aiight. I think I can do this. Well ch'yeah. Obviously. "Apricorn" doesn't have a "k" in it. :shifty: Nope. The suspense is killing me. :gonk: I don't see why. I mean he's kind of a jerk. Who would spend time listening to or reading the exploits of a massive asshat like him? Oh shit! I don't know... Okay, of the last four questions. Three have been correct. I think it's safe to say "no." Doo-doo-doo-doo! Actually, I'm probably never going to use this. Wow. That took longer than I thought it would. A train? That could be convenient. I need a better method of transportation than just walking everywhere. My feet hurt. Typical. You're dumb. When I become the champion, I think I'll feed you to a Gyrados. "I'm secretly The Spectacular Spinarak-Man." Better than that "happy harmony" crap. Like an arcade? Awesome! Oh. A casino. Huh. I should go yoink it, so I can play some games here. In the meantime... Lame slogan, but hey. A bike is a bike. Cuz you's a bitch. Also you are like really out of the way. Does that mean I get a free bike? :shifty: "Loan?" That's cute. You'll never get this back. Now to see if that Coin Case is still here. Huh. Now that I think about it, Leatherhed and Totaro are pretty rare, aren't they? Let me show you them! Easy. That makes me feel sympathetic. Oh. Wait. No it doesn't. Dude, I've currently got three Poison types. What do you think? Wanna bet? Y'know, I think I'm gonna use Pokemon who's types are weak to yours, just out of spite. Amazing, considering Terry is Poison/Flying and Magnemite is an Electric/Steel. It's almost like types aren't that important. But can I pull it off again? Of course I can. Who the hell do you think I am? This one will be a little trickier, since Dubya is relatively low level. Oh my. Checkmate. Here's a tip newbie: my spite is more powerful than any type advantage. Should I care? OH MY GOD, SPIFF ME UP. :3nod: I was joking. But... Terry doesn't have hair. :O_o: Oh, finally. So did mine. Somehow. That wasn't a request to fight you. :shifty: Why are you pointing? That's rude. Bloody hell that thing is ugly. Y'know, Terry doesn't look any different. Did he actually just charge me 300 [units of currency] for an IMAGINARY HAIRCUT? WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOVEEE YOOOOOOUUUU That seems like a normal thing to confess to a total stranger. As does that. :shifty: Fair enough. Man what. How exactly did you cheat with a Grimer? I mean, clearly you didn't think it through. The only two games there are the slots and a card flipping game. Grimer can't exactly alter the odds in your favor. And even if it could, it would be obvious to everyone in the goddamn building that you had sent out a Grimer. I mean, you can smell that, can't you? Arceus, that's rank. Also it'd leave slime all over the goddamn machines or cards. Quite frankly, that's stupid as hell. You deserved to get caught. Don't you grumble at me! It's not my fault your plan is retarded! I mean really, if you wanted to cheat at the slots, you should have sent a Porygon or something into the machine. Duh. Right, time to gamble, I guess. Let's see why everyone seems to think it's so fun. Let's try this... Damn. Shit. Bollocks. I guess... A jackpot? I'm lucky? That's amazing! I probably won't be able to pull that off again... Slots are sort of fun, but I'll probably fare better on the card flip. Cards are stupid. :shifty: Holy crap, I can get a Dratini? I might as well keep playing 'til have enough. Slots are fun... Getting there... And now I have enough... I should stop playing... Wait, where the fuck did my coins go? I just had 2200... Haha, joking. I'm not that far go... I could totally get more jackpots... I'm revoking Totaro's position as the nerdiest name reference (Gold's Togepi from the Pokemon Special manga). Lauren is the new champion. Rep to anyone who gets it. Yay! Now I won't feel guilty for neglecting to catch an Abra. Oh Arceus fuck. I don't care how your dumb Rattata almost beat a-what? Did you just? He did! That little shit just called me out! Should I? OH RIGHT THE GYM "The Incredibly Pretty Girl?" That's it? That doesn't even show what type she uses! Creepy. Let's go. How posh. Success! Yeah, it was kind of fast. Dude, I didn't even POWERLEVEL. I don't think I need to give you my best. See? I make no promises. One Pokemon? What a pushover. A Snubbull? Aren't those pushovers? Man. What a pushover. Trust me, I'm no pushover. I don't really care as long as they can win. :shifty: Fantastic. Can we hurry this up? Dear Zapdos, is that a penis? :gonk: Oh hell they all have penises. :gonk: ARE YOU HARD? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HARD? WHAT THE HELL? Hi, I'm mentally scarred. Wow. You don't seem shallow. Really, the sign out front should have tipped me off. I'm sure you are, little miss bandwagon. BOSS BATTLE ~~Token~~ASSHAT VS. SHALLOW "PRETTY GIRL" Da roof, da roof, da roof is on fire! We don't need no water, let that motherfucker burn! wait i just used water to defeat it. Fire never entered the equation... Oh crap! While I was trying to make my line make sense, she hit me with Rollout twice! Let's ROCK. Fuck and YES. All at Once? So Emotional. I Learned from the Best. It's not right... but it's okay. Okay, you can stop now. Please stop now? You're a Gym Leader! Are you actually immature enough that you're gonna cry because you lost? ... ... ... Aren't you forgetting something? ... OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE. NO, REALLY? This is the strongest trainer in this goddamn city? A little brat who can't even take a loss? Shut the FUCK up and give me my badge. I... asd faskjlnkl... No. Of fucking COURSE I don't want a fucking badge. I just walked all the way here from New Bark Town, took down everyone in this gym, and made you cry because I want to get in your pants. Just give me the shitting badge so I can leave. Was that so hard? Doo-doo-doo-fucking-doo. Outstanding. Doo-doo-doo-doo. I guess that could be useful. In every conceivable manner. You mean the creepy phallic grinning one? That's... Huh. Must I do everything for these people? Doo-doo-doo-doo! Healed! Alright, time to destroy that tree, kick Joey's ass, take Totaro to Elm, and get my next badge! .... ....

02-25-2010, 08:54 PM	#120
Great Cartoonist An increasingly inaccurate name Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: University. Don't try to reach me; it'll be a long wait. Posts: 509	Y'know with the power of savestates you can totally get max coins without suffering huge losses. Also, I did a Google Search and found this person's Youtube account. __________________ Nope. Not happening.

02-24-2010, 08:14 PM	#115
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	Nah, it's cool. I couldn't expect you to know. Anyway, I'm playing now, and should have an update up tomorrow.

02-25-2010, 12:08 AM	#118
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	Done playing, and pictures are all uploaded online. Update will probably be before NITE 6 Hours and 33 Minutes. 'till then, I'mma sleep.