Jumping on the Pokemon Bandwagon! But this time... JOHTO. - Page 13

Flarecobra · 02-25-2010, 08:54 PM

How did you get so many 777s at once?

Token · 02-25-2010, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Great Cartoonist

Y'know with the power of savestates you can totally get max coins without suffering huge losses.

Also, I did a Google Search and found this person's Youtube account.

I know I could, but I kind of like the slots.

And unfortunately that isn't what I'm referencing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flarecobra

How did you get so many 777s at once?

What you didn't see is the hundreds of other results I got.

Lost in Time · 02-25-2010, 09:38 PM

The last screen cap made me laugh out loud. Good job.

Flarecobra · 02-25-2010, 11:13 PM

Why do I see him standing outside it, yelling something about "If they weren't ment for groping, why do they dress like that?!"

Geminex · 02-26-2010, 12:30 AM

It becomes particularly hilarious if you realize, this is a 10-year old in the casino, playing slots, probably getting drunk.

Wigmund · 02-26-2010, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Geminex

It becomes particularly hilarious if you realize, this is a 10-year old in the casino, playing slots, probably getting drunk.

I imagine that he's really a midget that everyone imagines to be a ten-year old child.

In some ways it could explain his rage at the world.

Token · 02-26-2010, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geminex

It becomes particularly hilarious if you realize, this is a 10-year old in the casino, playing slots, probably getting drunk.

I hadn't even considered getting him drunk. Hmm...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wigmund

I imagine that he's really a midget that everyone imagines to be a ten-year old child.

In some ways it could explain his rage at the world.

If I didn't already have his identity planned, I'd totally make this canon.

Token · 02-27-2010, 12:56 PM

I should... I should totally stop...

Yep. Stopping would be a good idea.

Teammates, GET!

Bye bye, Goldenrod!

Hold that thought.

come on... come on... damn. Right, what were you saying?

Geeze dude, I dunno. I won't be going anywhere near there.

Sorry. :shifty:

I am aware of that, and I'm going to go ruin its shit right now.

I... why did you talk to it?

On that note, why would anyone randomly spray it with a Squirtbottle? Hell, why do I have a Squirtbottle when I have Leatherhed here?
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy the tree so I can go play on Route 31.

Not quite...

I've already beaten the gym.

Outstanding.

Ugh. I really fucking hate Vulpix.

You don't have enough hate.

Eh. Same old, same old.

Dammit mom.

Of course you are. You're so hot you're positively flaming.

Okay, let's do this.

What a surprise. One hit. :shifty:

uurgh... my head... :stressed:

I... what was that?

I'd say that's pretty bitchy of you, but you're right.

LAWL GUIZE ITS A PUN GET IT LAWWWWLZ I'M SO FUNNY

"PIKACHU USE LEAR!"

"LEAR, GET IT GUYZ LLLLLLAAAAAAWWWWWLLLLLLZZZZ"
Jesus fuck you're loud. :stressed:

How can you hear the radio with that loud bitch over there?

Okay fine, you can hear it! Geeze!

Can you...

....Diglett? (I don't know if I've used that one already, but I goddamn love it.)

Quick! To the batmo-DROWN IT WITH YOUR WATER-bile!

Huh. Guess you couldn't Diglett.

No. That was beyond mere

.

Hmm... Yes. It's not quite good enough for the ultimate Glasses Pull. But I'll be able to use it... soon.

Handjobs to the elderly? You sick bastard!

I'm sure you are.

HOLY COCK YOU ARE

DESTROYED

ALSO DESTROYED

You are talking and spitting fire at the same time, what do you expect?

OH.

Man, you gotta roll with the punches.

You'd go to Hoenn? But that place is a giant shithole! :gonk:

That's right. I win.

lawlz kay.

:shifty:

Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Whatever I have on me, really.

Ugh. Another bird reject.

The only logical outcome.

YOU'RE TOO SLOW! COME ON STEP IT UP!

:shifty:

Oh awesome! Now I can get a Caterpie!

Caterpie

Caterpie?

Like you said, Caterpie.

I doubt you could actually hold Egon, but kay.

Doo-doo-doo-CATERPIE TIEM

This is not a Caterpie.

Neither is this, but HOLY SHIT.

HEY. That's not nice!

gasp

Hell and Yes.

come on Token, you got this...

I mean those two suck! You caught a Scyther! It stands to reason that mine is more awesome...

TokenTokenTokenTokenToken...

YES! ALSO MY NAME IS TOKEN YOU FUCKER

Suck it.

Eh.

Doo-doo-doo-doo.

Why yes, I did just make a Bionicle reference. Anyone got a problem with it?

Fine- it is suddenly daytime what.

That is a horrible name. I mean yeah, everyone calls me "Asshat," but DAMN.

I thought you said your Pokemon was cute. :shifty:

Nope. You never will.

Oh hellnaw.

I swear, if you call me to talk about your dog every five seconds I will hurt you.

And now I actually have a reason to keep my Sun Stone.

Your Pokemon don't like you because you're fat.

"Fat" doesn't have an "N" in it. :shifty:

You made your kid cosplay?

You demented bastard. You poor child.

I mean, what would do that?

You just made me feel compassion for fuck's sake!

I mean yeah, the rage was still there. Hell, it was really there. But how am I supposed to be recruited by Atrocitus if I slip up and feel bad for someone?

I'm not.

Eh?

Why is your hair blue?

These things cure burns. :shifty:

Dude, I wouldn't do that if you value your self-esteem.

If he does, it's frankly his own damn fault.
"I don't think I've ever been called that before."

The fuck?
"Lawls telepathy."

"Are you... are you thinking goatse at me?"
Get outta mah head Charles!

"My name is Mark..."

CHARLES NOOOOOOO

Oh right, I wanted you to lose.

Yes you did. MIND CRUSH.

I doubt that.

Especially since you only have one.

What would you do if I sent out a fire type or something?

That was rhetorical.

...Y'all crackas is stupid.

Wait what?

HATE.

Thank you Lemon Bear.

:shifty:

It's who now?

I used your... oh EW. I think you have the wrong number. :gonk:

I... WHAT? :gonk:

I'm a GUY- oh. I see. You're the Pokemon Storage System dude. Oh thank Arceus.

Peace.

Switched!

We meet again.

But this time I know your weakness!

I don't see why it wouldn't. Don't trees need water?

WHAT?

WHAT? :gonk:

WHAT- oh it's just a Sudowoodo.

MINIBOSS BATTLE!
~~Token~~ASSHAT VS. PHALLIC ROCK TREE

Why did I bother with the bottle again?

Sudowoodo, GET DA ZE!

I... so many dick jokes... overwhelming...HELP ME OUT NPF. Best nickname gets rep.

Dracorion · 02-27-2010, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Token

You just made me feel compassion for fuck's sake!

I mean yeah, the rage was still there. Hell, it was really there. But how am I supposed to be recruited by Atrocitus if I slip up and feel bad for someone?

Quote:

Asshat of Johto.

You have the ability to feel great compassion.

Welcome to the Indigo Tribe.

Just to spite you.

Whomper · 02-27-2010, 01:44 PM

Name: Braniac
Reason: Fake life form, with symbolic hands!

02-25-2010, 08:54 PM	#121
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	How did you get so many 777s at once? __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

02-25-2010, 09:38 PM	#123
Lost in Time Fungus Among Us Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: On Your Nightstand Posts: 1,967	The last screen cap made me laugh out loud. Good job. __________________ Eat me!

02-25-2010, 11:13 PM	#124
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Why do I see him standing outside it, yelling something about "If they weren't ment for groping, why do they dress like that?!" __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

02-27-2010, 12:56 PM	#128
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	In which Asshat does not POWERLEVEL or capture a Caterpie I should... I should totally stop... Yep. Stopping would be a good idea. Teammates, GET! Bye bye, Goldenrod! Hold that thought. come on... come on... damn. Right, what were you saying? Geeze dude, I dunno. I won't be going anywhere near there. Sorry. :shifty: I am aware of that, and I'm going to go ruin its shit right now. I... why did you talk to it? On that note, why would anyone randomly spray it with a Squirtbottle? Hell, why do I have a Squirtbottle when I have Leatherhed here? Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy the tree so I can go play on Route 31. Not quite... I've already beaten the gym. Outstanding. Ugh. I really fucking hate Vulpix. You don't have enough hate. Eh. Same old, same old. Dammit mom. Of course you are. You're so hot you're positively flaming. Okay, let's do this. What a surprise. One hit. :shifty: uurgh... my head... :stressed: I... what was that? I'd say that's pretty bitchy of you, but you're right. LAWL GUIZE ITS A PUN GET IT LAWWWWLZ I'M SO FUNNY "PIKACHU USE LEAR!" "LEAR, GET IT GUYZ LLLLLLAAAAAAWWWWWLLLLLLZZZZ" Jesus fuck you're loud. :stressed: How can you hear the radio with that loud bitch over there? Okay fine, you can hear it! Geeze! Can you.......Diglett? (I don't know if I've used that one already, but I goddamn love it.) Quick! To the batmo-DROWN IT WITH YOUR WATER-bile! Huh. Guess you couldn't Diglett. No. That was beyond mere . Hmm... Yes. It's not quite good enough for the ultimate Glasses Pull. But I'll be able to use it... soon. Handjobs to the elderly? You sick bastard! I'm sure you are. HOLY COCK YOU ARE DESTROYED ALSO DESTROYED You are talking and spitting fire at the same time, what do you expect? OH. Man, you gotta roll with the punches. You'd go to Hoenn? But that place is a giant shithole! :gonk: That's right. I win. lawlz kay. :shifty: Doo-doo-doo-doo! Whatever I have on me, really. Ugh. Another bird reject. The only logical outcome. YOU'RE TOO SLOW! COME ON STEP IT UP! :shifty: Oh awesome! Now I can get a Caterpie! Caterpie Caterpie? Like you said, Caterpie. I doubt you could actually hold Egon, but kay. Doo-doo-doo-CATERPIE TIEM This is not a Caterpie. Neither is this, but HOLY SHIT. HEY. That's not nice! gasp Hell and Yes. come on Token, you got this... I mean those two suck! You caught a Scyther! It stands to reason that mine is more awesome... TokenTokenTokenTokenToken... YES! ALSO MY NAME IS TOKEN YOU FUCKER Suck it. Eh. Doo-doo-doo-doo. Why yes, I did just make a Bionicle reference. Anyone got a problem with it? Fine- it is suddenly daytime what. That is a horrible name. I mean yeah, everyone calls me "Asshat," but DAMN. I thought you said your Pokemon was cute. :shifty: Nope. You never will. Oh hellnaw. I swear, if you call me to talk about your dog every five seconds I will hurt you. And now I actually have a reason to keep my Sun Stone. Your Pokemon don't like you because you're fat. "Fat" doesn't have an "N" in it. :shifty: You made your kid cosplay? You demented bastard. You poor child. I mean, what would do that? You just made me feel compassion for fuck's sake! I mean yeah, the rage was still there. Hell, it was really there. But how am I supposed to be recruited by Atrocitus if I slip up and feel bad for someone? I'm not. Eh? Why is your hair blue? These things cure burns. :shifty: Dude, I wouldn't do that if you value your self-esteem. If he does, it's frankly his own damn fault. "I don't think I've ever been called that* before."* The fuck? "Lawls telepathy." "Are you... are you thinking goatse at me?" Get outta mah head Charles! "My name is Mark..." CHARLES NOOOOOOO Oh right, I wanted you to lose. Yes you did. MIND CRUSH. I doubt that. Especially since you only have one. What would you do if I sent out a fire type or something? That was rhetorical. ...Y'all crackas is stupid. Wait what? HATE. Thank you Lemon Bear. :shifty: It's who now? I used your... oh EW. I think you have the wrong number. :gonk: I... WHAT? :gonk: I'm a GUY- oh. I see. You're the Pokemon Storage System dude. Oh thank Arceus. Peace. Switched! We meet again. But this time I know your weakness! I don't see why it wouldn't. Don't trees need water? WHAT? WHAT? :gonk: *WHAT*- oh it's just a Sudowoodo. MINIBOSS BATTLE! ~~Token~~ASSHAT VS. PHALLIC ROCK TREE Why did I bother with the bottle again? Sudowoodo, GET DA ZE! I... so many dick jokes... overwhelming...HELP ME OUT NPF. Best nickname gets rep.

02-26-2010, 12:30 AM	#125
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	It becomes particularly hilarious if you realize, this is a 10-year old in the casino, playing slots, probably getting drunk.