Pok�mon Umbral Discussion 7: Plusle and Minun Equals Zero - Page 3

Dracorion · 03-26-2010, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Geminex

Probably not. I'd cut off your leg, though! Free of charge, Dragon Slave, clean cut, I'll even use an adrenaline boost to make sure I'm precise.

Or maybe I'd use the siege boomerang. And get drunk first. Your leg would probably fall off eventually. And you didn't need those testicles anyway. Or the ribs.

Both very valid arguments.

Here's my counter-argument: Duo team of Metagross and Starmie.

What's Impact's worst nightmare? Being forced to become a trainer? Having sex with pokemon? He'd have to relive it again and again until he can't anymore and his brain shuts down.

Then Starmie and Metagross force it back up and do it all over again.

Geminex · 03-26-2010, 08:01 AM

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What's Pierce's worst nightmare? Being forced to become a trainer? Having sex with pokemon? He'd have to relive it again and again until he can't anymore and his brain shuts down.

Look, if you want to desperately torture yourself, that's fine. But leave me out of it, ok?

Though if you meant to threaten me, and your above statement was simply a masochistic freudian slip, I must say. Really? Starmie and Metagross? Even if they both attack me simultaneously, I'd probably take out starmie first, probably use dark claws, and then turn my attentions to Metagross, with a flamethrower.

Besides, after this mission I'll have the ability to blow myself up. Worst case scenario, I kill myself and take you with me. And your little dog too.

Dracorion · 03-26-2010, 08:05 AM

Yeah, that was a typo.

Also you wouldn't be able to take out either of them because something I'd use, not sure what, would put Impact to sleep. Then mindrape.

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Originally Posted by Geminex

You wouldn't have been right in ignoring orders, I wouldn't have been right in giving them.

The first part of this is true, but damned if Pierce believes that.

Bard The 5th LW · 03-26-2010, 02:50 PM

I find it a bit hilarious that Renny stopped to ask Moera questions and get her to step down from the battle, presumably moments before Charlotte made the order to set Moera on fire.

And to Dracorion and Geminex: you two can bicker at each other in the RP. It will be more entertaining there when the threats exist between the characters who have th means to follow through.

Astral Harmony · 03-26-2010, 04:08 PM

Tsubasa has been added to Renny's party to speed up the battle since Impact's team doesn't really have much else to do. With that, both battles should be concluded in the next turn. Then everybody gets together for a battle of proportions so epic that everyone will be saying "dayuuuumn."

Dracorion · 03-26-2010, 04:48 PM

Actually Pierce was attacking the damaged Pulverot, Impact and Chizuru were supposed to take the fresh one. Not that it matters anyway.

Also, Renny isn't that lucky. Chizuru is worth more than twenty beautiful women.

And Charlotte hardly counts as a woman.

Menarker · 03-26-2010, 05:05 PM

Geesh, you guys are like emotional slaves to Chizuru. :3

And it's not like Renny is with four average women. The others are pretty built up too, especially Lola. (Well, we don't know about Charlotte's build but that's a topic to steer away.)

Anyhow, I already got an idea for "my" side-quest but waiting for the next upgrades, just to make sure that nothing happens that'll make me change my mind or anything.

Dracorion · 03-26-2010, 05:07 PM

I don't believe I have to outline the reasons why.

Astral Harmony · 03-26-2010, 10:41 PM

Y'know what I think? I think Impact hates Pok�mon because he was played for a fool and forced to go on ridiculous adventures like Charlie the Unicorn. Like he once made friends with a Staryu and a Meowth who got him involved in retarded-ass misadventures and lost one of his testicles or something. I'd hate Pok�mon too if they pulled that shit.

Geminex · 03-27-2010, 05:06 AM

Ain't a dead mother enough for you? Do I have to have lost a friggin' kidney as well?

Anyway, might not have much internet access next few days. I'll try to keep up.

03-26-2010, 04:48 PM	#26
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Actually Pierce was attacking the damaged Pulverot, Impact and Chizuru were supposed to take the fresh one. Not that it matters anyway. Also, Renny isn't that lucky. Chizuru is worth more than twenty beautiful women. And Charlotte hardly counts as a woman. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away. Last edited by Dracorion; 03-26-2010 at 05:19 PM.

03-26-2010, 05:05 PM	#27
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	Geesh, you guys are like emotional slaves to Chizuru. :3 And it's not like Renny is with four average women. The others are pretty built up too, especially Lola. (Well, we don't know about Charlotte's build but that's a topic to steer away.) Anyhow, I already got an idea for "my" side-quest but waiting for the next upgrades, just to make sure that nothing happens that'll make me change my mind or anything. __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL! Last edited by Menarker; 03-26-2010 at 05:13 PM.

03-26-2010, 05:07 PM	#28
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	I don't believe I have to outline the reasons why. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

03-26-2010, 02:50 PM	#24
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	I find it a bit hilarious that Renny stopped to ask Moera questions and get her to step down from the battle, presumably moments before Charlotte made the order to set Moera on fire. And to Dracorion and Geminex: you two can bicker at each other in the RP. It will be more entertaining there when the threats exist between the characters who have th means to follow through.

03-26-2010, 04:08 PM	#25
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	Tsubasa has been added to Renny's party to speed up the battle since Impact's team doesn't really have much else to do. With that, both battles should be concluded in the next turn. Then everybody gets together for a battle of proportions so epic that everyone will be saying "dayuuuumn."

03-26-2010, 10:41 PM	#29
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	Y'know what I think? I think Impact hates Pok�mon because he was played for a fool and forced to go on ridiculous adventures like Charlie the Unicorn. Like he once made friends with a Staryu and a Meowth who got him involved in retarded-ass misadventures and lost one of his testicles or something. I'd hate Pok�mon too if they pulled that shit.

03-27-2010, 05:06 AM	#30
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Ain't a dead mother enough for you? Do I have to have lost a friggin' kidney as well? Anyway, might not have much internet access next few days. I'll try to keep up.