Pokemon Umbral Discussion 12: Is Impact the Piccolo of Pokemon Umbral?

[Astral Harmony]

Don't worry about those PMs. About the only thing you might object to in those PMs is the fact that Renny seems to like spending a lot of time around Lola. Preferably in her Lopunny form, preferably with much less clothing on than she has now, and preferably with lit pheromone scented candles, a large bed, some wine, and Barry White.

And when I saw Barry White, what I mean is that he's actually there singing to his own songs, not just some CD in a damn $2000 stereo surround sound system. Because Renny's pimp like that.

[Dracorion]

Renny gets to have a threesome with Barry freakin' White?

Okay, that's it. Renny is getting too much attention. I call favoritism. So cut that shit out.

[Astral Harmony]

It's his sidequest, what can I do?

*tries to inconspicuously pocket the $50 dollars he just discreetly recieved from Menarker*

But I think you're just imagining things. I think you need to take a long nap, have a few more beers, kinda mellow out, y'know?

[Dracorion]

As soon as it's Pierce's sidequest, he's going to have group sex with every single woman in the RP.

Except Charlotte.

Well, maybe Charlotte to keep everyone in line.

EDIT: Actually, I was hoping Shizuka would deploy her pokemon to deal with Nagarai. Then again, I was sorely underestimating her. Didn't think she could fire freakin' energy blasts.

Still, Pierce isn't gonna want Nagarai messin' up his duel, and Nagarai's not going to back down, so if you could edit in Shizuka calling out her beastie for Nagarai at the end there that'd be great.

[Astral Harmony]

That's an awesome sidequest. I can see it all now...

Rayleen: "Okay, today's mission is to get Pierce to have group sex with at least every female character in Pokemon Umbral, ever."
Rachel: "Yeah, I'm still kind of seventeen years old."
Rayleen: "I don't think he's going to care about that."
Lola: "I thought he was a closet homosexual who preferred beastiality with his own Pokemon?"
Rayleen: "He may have been, but the guy controlling him from the other side of the forums decided that he was going to have group sex with every single female NPC."
Harliette: "What about Samantha? Pierce wouldn't do his own sister, would he?"
Lola: "..."
Harliette: "Would he?"
Rachel: "..."
Harliette: "Would he?"
Rayleen: "..."
Harliette: "Would he?"
Seaking: "Fuck yeah, incest!"
Harliette: "Well, since it's his sidequest and you're going to come up with an unacceptable rebuttal to every reason we can think of not to do this so we'll end up having to accept anyways, I just have to ask: why is this a mission?"
Rayleen: "Allow me to present the mission zone."
Harliette: "Listen to me when I'm sayin' stuff!"
*a large hologram representing all of Fainas Metropolis is displayed*
Rayleen: "First, there're the female NPCs here in the PATCA agency. Then, he's going to have to go to Ricewood Masterworks to have sex with both Professor Ricewood and my comatose mother. Next, we'll go to the police station and he can hook up with Officer Jenny. Finally, we're going to the Pokemon center in McGinnis Square so he can finish with Nurse Joy and the Pokesapiens who will somehow be there just as we arrive. There are also some other locations far outside of the metropolis we'll have to go to so we can complete the mission, but that can all be done in a subsequent objective. Any questions?"
Harliette: "Ugh, finally. Does this really need to be a mission?"
Rayleen: "Yes. There are a number of potential adversaries that Pierce will need to defeat or decieve to accomplish this mission. First off is the toughest foe, his Pokemon Aria the Nagarai. If she even found out about the mission before it starts, she's certain to unleash electrical hell on all of us. Other opponents are sure to rise up as the mission progresses. Charlotte obviously isn't going to simply allow Pierce to have sex with her, so we'll to drug her drinks when she goes out tonight."
Lola: "Is that all?"
Rayleen: "Nope. Lola, I need you to have sex with Pierce first. The reason why is that, after he's done with you, you can hook up with Renny. Be in your Lopunny form and wear your sexiest lingerie. We'll need to have Renny sufficiently distracted so that Pierce can enter the Tresserhorn residence and do Renny's mom."
Rachel: "Well, Renny's mom has got it going on."
Rayleen: "This series of sidequest missions will conclude at the Fahngrest Ruins where Pierce will deflower all of the Kimonos. After all that is done, we'll initiate new sidequest objectives as necessary when new female NPCs are introduced. Particularly at Mission Four at the beach, Pierce will need to have sex with the new NPC Snagger and the other female members of the Thirteen Eevee Threat as each is introduced."
Lola: "This is going to get this RP cancelled."
Harliette: "True, but what a way to cancel it. I mean, c'mon, how many RPs end up with a harem orgy? I can't think of one."
Rayleen: "If that's everything, then let's arm up and get ready. Pierce has got a lot of women to ravage and that number increases by about eighteen or so per mission so we'd better get started now."

[Dracorion]

That is awesome.

Hell, we could make that the finale of Pierce's sidequest. I know a simple way to introduce it. I'm totally serious.

Of course, it'd mean all the rest of the PCs would be spending a hella lot time sitting on the sidelines not doing anything, but I'm okay with that.

I'm not sure Pierce's Nagarai would fight him or help him. All she wants is Pierce, I'm not sure she'd complain if she had to share because she'd still have him.

By the way, you didn't mention the female Ruin General. Don't you try to hide her.

EDIT: Anyway, provided AB gets Shizuka to pull out her legendary, I'll post later.

[Menarker]

Couple of comments about Pierce's... revised RP.

1: Catgirl Android Kimono was mentioned to NOT be a sexaloid. Meaning what's going to be down there is either nothing, but something resembling clockwork gears that would tear Pierce's fleshy protrusion to bits. Might wanna do her first. :3

2: Fujiko. Demon form spider or human? (She might be vain or angry enough to do both.)

3: Mika could be considered a Loli.

4: Renny's mom is not only highly guarded with pokemons and her husband, but her figure is easily the most average compared to everyone else.

5: Dinner, the overhuman would easily reverse if not eliminate the situation considering she wiped the floor with the entire Kimono force. (Mental image of her grabbing said Kimono girls by the ankles, force bounded their knees and rub floor with boobs, hair, face while being all haughty about it. I gotta find a way to stop getting random naughty images in my head just because a commonly used phrase left my lips.)

6: Incest, enough said.

7: (Wonders if one of the "random" girls that Pierce meets ends up being a trap. Futa)


*Lists example of incest, girl in coma, milf (three), hot scientist, loli, beastility... probably a few more.*

And this after the sheer indigination of Pierce being greedy! Pierce better hope he can fight a rather one-sided battle. =P

*Is only slightly happy because Renny at least gets Lola.*

ANYHOW, I assume from AB's post that he got my most recent PM and either is thinking it over, or got no comments and will implement it when it's all ready.

[Astral Harmony]

She'll pull it out, but it most likely won't happen until we're under siege. Even brainwashed cultists aren't completely retarded, so we need to give of the illusion of being somewhat defeatable. Rayleen does want them to attack, after all. Throwing out magical powers and legendaries left and right might give them to pause to consider just how badly they're going to get their asses whupped.

How badly are those asses going to get whupped? Well, I'll just provide a mind-blowing hint by naming Mika's legendary: Mewthree.

I read that PM, and I'm thinking of having the real party kick off right at the end of it. Just a big honkin' post throwing us right into a fight against Faynoc's Pokebrid assassins.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Dammit AB! I was gonna have Charlotte make Buck intercept Nagarai! It was a perfect excuse for pointless violence!

[Menarker]

I imagine that Nagarai's Rain Dance would have hampered the fire type.