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Unread 05-15-2010, 10:36 PM   #1
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Unread 05-16-2010, 12:23 AM   #2
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I really wish they'd reboot that series because the first movie always struck me as something "not completely horrible" and like something good could actually come out of movies based on the games.

I like its impressive attempt to make you think James Cameron is involved in it:

"FILMED WITH THE
JAMES /VINCENT
CAMERON/ PACE
FUSION CAMERA SYSTEM"

I guess its 3D, anyway.

One or two of the set pieces in this trailer would look impressive if this were something totally unrelated but since it is an RE movie starring Mila Jovovovich I can't be moved to even give it a chance.
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Unread 05-16-2010, 12:40 AM   #3
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Is there a ridiculous torrent of QTEs on a plane? Then yes it would be RE5 the movie.
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Unread 05-16-2010, 01:03 AM   #4
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Looks pretty good to me. Not necessarily anything like Resi5, but still not like a bad action flick given the sample material.
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Unread 05-16-2010, 01:09 AM   #5
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Don't worry, it is going to be bad. Super bad. The highly scripted and stylized hijinks of Milla Jovovovovich are incredibly annoying and have annoyed me ever since I saw Ultraviolet.
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Unread 05-16-2010, 01:35 AM   #6
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Unread 05-16-2010, 02:17 AM   #7
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WTF is this shit??!!
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That looks pretty terrible even for an action movie.
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Derailment of original gender? Yes
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grabs interest? mildly
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clearly Cheaply made weapon? Yes
Hard to read stylized font? Yes
Lame wall break? Yes
dodging an NON attack with a flip? FOR CHRIST SAKES!
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