Pokemon Umbral Discussion 29: I Dare Nintendo To Make This a Game

[Geminex]

Buuut I wanna execuuuution!
Wanna wanna eeexeeecuuuutiiiiION!!!!

Or very well, boss battle. But at least give us a chance to hit him directly, instead of just blowing up his power armor with him inside.


Edit:
Ah. Impact's down. How unamusing. Still, could be worse. Wildfire took some pretty good damage from just a few attacks.

Who's on fire, by the way? Just Harliette? I don't think we had any oiled-up guys out, other than her.

But anyway. Revive Impact, extinguish Harliette's fire, shoot down Wildfire.
And wait a second, what's with Lexhur's rage?

Turn he appeared (when Pokegeddon fled): 100
Beginning of turn we were healing during: 200
Beginning of turn we attacked Wildfire: 300
Beginning of next turn: 400

That's correct, right? Meaning that, next turn, Lexhur can use his cannon and be reduced to 0 Rage.
Let's do that.

I don't know about everyone, but I'm seeing Wilhelmina attack, Lexhur fire his cannons, Rachel uses her magnetic-vise. Moon extinguishes Harliette, everyone else attacks for great justice.

D'you think that's all that Wildfire can do, or does it have more than one form? Cause I'm pretty sure we can deal enough damage to kill it this turn. In fact, we probably wouldn't need Lexhur to do his big cannon-thing. Because I think AB said something about Wildfire retreating into a destroyer role later...

What do you think? Super-laser or no super-laser?

[Astral Harmony]

I'll see what I can do.

Post is finished. I hope it turned out better than I think it did. I was feeling pretty rushed.

[Geminex]

I like it. Wilhelmina's an android? Nice.

[Menarker]

You think Wilhelmina's BDSM antic was one of the reasons Moon decided to run like the wind away from Mirror and Cecilia or something created after he left so that if he came back, he'd never be able to leave again? ^^;

Also, omake is inaccurate in that Renny would never consent to being Burkmont's defense, even in a mock trial. (Would probably find it in bad taste to prolong his life and risk him being rescued or activating one of devices meant to protect against assassins.) It's somewhat amusing though because Renny's mother is a lawyer (not a defense or prosecutor, but a lawyer still). As much as she says she is a housewife, Dominic is closer to it, since he spent his years pokemon training while she spent her going to school and eventually actually having a job. (I never understood why the main character in the games got money for defeating other pokemon trainers. I would be reluctant to battle people if I had to pay cash for my loss. Although thankfully pokemon medicare is free.)

Anyhow, I digress.

I vote we use the cannon. The tanks are sure to cause trouble in the long run, but they are also large sized so they will take 2 hits from the cannon due to taking up 2 slots. Ceru will take the center force of it, while the tanks take 2 hits each.

The rest of us can pretty much attack Cerulean again, except for Renny who'll go on full duty washing Harriette off with dual water attacks so she can join in and Rachel who'll revive Impact so he can attack too.

And I think that's all for Wildfire. No second form. We still got other foes to fight hired by Major Grant as well as Faynoc himself to deal with. Burkmont was too full of his fat ego to realize we were as big a threat as we are and sent out only Cerulean Wildfire by herself with her support dragging along. I imagine Burkmont will send more recruits to aid his wired wenches, or maybe 2 of the forces at a time, maybe ones with complementary powers.

[Dracorion]

Hey, AB, you cocksucker!

You forgot about Pierce!

[Menarker]

Oh, right. You're not on the list of PCs during the action phase.

How very... peculiar. :3

But yeah, Harriette should have gotten the oil partly washed off or something due to Kingdra.

AB: Can you explain why "lots of people" are on fire? Impact and Matt were washed off, and the pokemons with oil were all retreated. Harriette is the only combatant that was oiled at the time that is still on the field.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Yes count Pierce.

And yeah, I totally agreed to letting Impact 'give the order' because I figured we wouldn't be giving him a Court Martial. While playing executioner would be fun, I figured I would probably have Charlotte kill Burkmont before or during Impact's command.

That way, he gave the order, and Burkmont died, but Charlotte still did it on her own will.

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Menarker

AB: Can you explain why "lots of people" are on fire? Impact and Matt were washed off, and the pokemons with oil were all retreated. Harriette is the only combatant that was oiled at the time that is still on the field.

Maybe he means the trainers are on fire.

[Menarker]

I thought the trainers themselves are supposed to be removed from combat the same way as snipers like Wilhelmina, the enforcers and Rachel in Medic mode is supposed to be?

Hehe...

AB: I was just thinking... since you're allowing large foes like tanks to be Large sized, is there any chance of Tiny classed targets who can share a slot with someone? Hell, Renny's Umbreon and Shaymin are small enough to smuggle in a jacket!

Anyhow, I'm off to work.

[Dracorion]

Hm.

I'm trying to think of an imaginative way to say "HELL NO".

At least, definitely not pokemon unless maybe they're severely underleveled and unevolved.