Pokemon Umbral Discussion 34: all your base...

[Dracorion]

Well someone's gotta carry a pair of balls around here.

EDIT: Oh. Oh this is awesome. The picture is so lewd that it broke the forum clock and pushed this post into the past!

Awesome!

Though, heh... though, you probably shouldn't bring this to the mod's attention, y'know? It's not like we're the only ones this is happening to, so they don't actually need us to tell them and draw their attention to this thread and the picture.

Just sayin'.

[Bard The 5th LW]

We have gained the power of time travel.

We must keep this power a secret. Only the Umbral players may use it.

It must not fall into the wrong worse hands.

[Dracorion]

... are belong to us.

So anyway, because AB's gone and dropped the ball on making a new thread, I got bored and decided to do it myself.

You will stare the the picture, bleed your nose dry and goddamn like it! Or else.

And count yourselves goddamn lucky I didn't post yaoi instead. Although this picture might be pushing NPF rules.

Anyway, discuss! The current topic was Menarker being wrong and me being right. And AB secretly being an evil mastermind.

[Bard The 5th LW]

That picture is pushing a few boundaries. Better hope the mods stay away from this thread Drac.

I am still flipping through Deviant Art. Here is something to tide all of you over for now.



...its beautiful

[Dracorion]

Meh. We one thread had a picture of naked Gardevoir and Lopunny and Gardevoir had a hand on Lopunny's crotch.

Granted, they're pokemon, so they're always naked, but still, if that didn't break any rules I can't see how this one would! Everyone is still clothed, at least.

[Astral Harmony]

Fine, I'll get on the ball about creating new threads. Time to dig up dozens of photos for Menarker.

That picture up there was one the first I saw when looking up this kind of stuff too, but I felt it was a little overboard to post it here. Well, all I can say is that I hope it is accepted.

Leave it to Drac to push the boundary so that the rest of us know how far we can go.

[Menarker]

Originally Posted by Dracorion

Anyway, discuss! The current topic was Menarker being wrong and me being right. And AB secretly being an evil mastermind.

No, it was discussing the battle plan and then we decide which is better. >_>

I like the pic a lot too, but share in the worries that it might be a tad overboard for this forum. ^^;

Originally Posted by Dracorion

Right, well.

Let's see about this plan:

Rachel: Rage Rockets on Pierce and Impact.
Renny: Togekiss and Shaymin use Amplified Air Slash on target A and B. Defog effect. 60% and 70% chance of flinching respectively (Shaymin has flinch boosting item). Renny uses Serene Blessing. Renny pays 70 RPs to protect Togekiss and Shaymin. Harliette pays 35 RPs to protect herself, Shannon pays 35 RPs to protect Matthias, Cecilia pays 35 RPs to protect Impact.
Wilhelmina: Piercing Shot on the DARKNESS.
Moon: Lanturn to use Amplified STAB Discharge on C & D (backlash to hit Aria), Kingdra to use Amplified STAB Hydro Pump on D.
Charlotte: Buck to use Amplified STAB Fire Blast on D, Pike to use Amplified Discharge on C & D (backlash to hit Bastiodon).
Harliette: Nidoqueen to use Amplified STAB Earthquake on slots C & D (backlash to hit Shaymin), Kangaskhan to use Amplified Focus Blast on C. Harliette to use HV Shot on C.
Matthias: Amplified Psychic on C.
Pierce: Palkia to use Amplified STAB Spacial Rend on D, Aria to use Amplified STAB Thunder on C.
Impact: STAB HV Rifle on D.
Trainer Attacks: Pierce target C, Charlotte target D.

Moon can't use Moonbeam Disco because he doesn't have Rage.

Formation:

[Evolith/Device Space 1] [Matthias] [Buck] [Pike] [Bastiodon] [Kangaskhan] [Harliette] [Nidoqueen] [Shaymin] [Togekiss] [Palkia] [Aria] [Lanturn] [Kingdra] [Impact] [Power Amplifier]

I could have Pierce call out Tyranitar. Except Tyranitar has a metric fuckton of weakeness and we're supposed to be playing it defensively. Still Tyranistorm with all it's sweet sweet +50% Special Defense would help a bit, I guess.

Firstly, remember that Rachel can spend 25 rage to use an extra item. We could feasibly have Rachel spend 50 rage to use another 2 rage rockets on someone else, such as Moon so we can use Moonlight Disco while still mainly keeping to the plan although we would have to have Harriette pay again instead of Shannon.

Secondly, why are we having Kangashkan use Focus Blast? Yes, it's special type and thus amplified, but Kangkashan has one of the SHITTEST Special Attack stat you can get. Seriously, we might as well get Harriette's Helping Hand pokemon to boost Nidoqueen's Earthquake. Even amplified, it wouldn't do as much damage as its attack stat based attacks, (two stages boost is equal to double power.)

Thirdly, Did AB answer the question about whether Wilhelmina can attack to attack a target since
A: She has to shoot through the fog to attempt to hit a target anyhow. She might as well attempt to hit someone while she is shooting at the "darkness" at the same time.
B: Renny's pokemon would have "defogged" twice before her and thus remove the accuracy barrier as Harriette said.

"Unfortunately, we're screwed for the next phase," Harliette explained. "We can use Defog once to recover from the accuracy decrease the Fog of War brought us, but we won't know what we hit until after we've done our business."

Fourthly, I noticed you have Discharge set to backlash on Bastidon. Keep in mind that neither the rock type or the steel type resist or has immunity to electrity, so it'll hit it like normal.



On a different topic all together! AB: I was just reading about the "Hot Skitty on Wailord" topic on TVtropes... I was wondering what happens if two pokebrids mate and try to have a baby. Does the pokebridization of the parents have any influence on the child, such as species of the mother or father, or even the child is just a normal human? >_> I then had a nasty thought of a fatty Wailord Pokebrid smothering a tiny Skitty pokebrid in this RP... Fatty on Loli fetish? *Brainbleach*

[Bard The 5th LW]

Pokebrids are sterile or something.

Let the obvious Retcon take place.

It will be for the best, I have a spiritomb pokebrid in the works, and the mating season will have quite a bit of nightmare fuel if the retcon does not take place.

Plus the ditto pokebrids and the.... bluh! Enough going into detail.

[Astral Harmony]

Pokebrids doing other Pokebrids usually results in a perfectly normal human child. That's the benefit of ethical scientific advances. They always make sure it's possible that genetic mutations won't affect future offspring before they advertised it out to the public.

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Menarker

Firstly, remember that Rachel can spend 25 rage to use an extra item. We could feasibly have Rachel spend 50 rage to use another 2 rage rockets on someone else, such as Moon so we can use Moonlight Disco while still mainly keeping to the plan although we would have to have Harriette pay again instead of Shannon.

Remember that Rachel has no means of generating more Rage since we're using her for healing and Rage generation every turn. So whatever Rage she has to use more items with has to be hoarded like fucking gold.

I think we should save it for the boss we know is coming, and overwhelm that Miyo bitch with enough raw power in Signature Techniques to crack the planet.

Originally Posted by Menarker

Secondly, why are we having Kangashkan use Focus Blast? Yes, it's special type and thus amplified, but Kangkashan has one of the SHITTEST Special Attack stat you can get. Seriously, we might as well get Harriette's Helping Hand pokemon to boost Nidoqueen's Earthquake. Even amplified, it wouldn't do as much damage as its attack stat based attacks, (two stages boost is equal to double power.)

Mostly? Because I didn't know about Kangaskhan's crappy Special Attack. Let's have Kangaskhan use Dizzy Punch, then. Confusion is always nice.

Originally Posted by Menarker

Thirdly, Did AB answer the question about whether Wilhelmina can attack to attack a target since
A: She has to shoot through the fog to attempt to hit a target anyhow. She might as well attempt to hit someone while she is shooting at the "darkness" at the same time.
B: Renny's pokemon would have "defogged" twice before her and thus remove the accuracy barrier as Harriette said.

Eh, I don't see why not. Put it in orange, though.

Originally Posted by Menarker

Fourthly, I noticed you have Discharge set to backlash on Bastidon. Keep in mind that neither the rock type or the steel type resist or has immunity to electrity, so it'll hit it like normal.

Well, I could've sworn Rock-type was resistant to electric. Mostly because I haven't checked Bulbapedia in a while.

Remind me to punch Gamefreak or whoever makes Pokemon in the fucking balls for making Electric type stupid just to buff Ash's retarded little rat.

Let's just have Pike use Thunder on D. And shift the trainer attacks so both concentrate on C.

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

Pokebrids doing other Pokebrids usually results in a perfectly normal human child. That's the benefit of ethical scientific advances. They always make sure it's possible that genetic mutations won't affect future offspring before they advertised it out to the public.

So I'm guessing they did human trials to see if Pokebrids made Pokebrid children back while Pokebridization was still in development?

I'm imagining bastard Pokebrid children running around. Hell, that might've been the origin of the first few Asuras.