If You're Planning To Boycott One Movie This Summer, Make It The Beiber Documentary

Seil · 08-16-2010, 02:16 AM

Okay.

So apparently there's gonna be a documentary on the life of this kid:

...What!?! What's it going to be about?

"So this is me, like, playing around with Garage Band and Autotune, and this is me putting it on YouTube... Then this is where I get the call from the record company..."

Then there's an actual recording of the call:

"Kid, I've been in the business a long time, and the day some greasy blonde sings about brushing her teeth with a bottle of whiskey is the day I check out of life. I've been watching YouTube clips all day instead of working and was told that if I don't get some work done, I'm fired. So when my boss looked over my shoulder onto my computer, I had your video up and suggested that we contact you, and he said sure."

Kim · 08-16-2010, 02:36 AM

Do we have to boycott it? Can't I just not watch it because it sounds boring and uninteresting? I don't want to make a big deal out of my indifference.

CABAL49 · 08-16-2010, 02:10 PM

Yeah, boycotting something only makes me want to see it. I'd rather not have what's left of my soul crushed either way.

Lumenskir · 08-16-2010, 02:36 PM

I like to imagine the title implying that some people have a block of time set aside at the beginning of each year to boycott one movie to be decided later.

krogothwolf · 08-16-2010, 02:55 PM

There already making a Documentary? First everyone is going insane over his music and now their making a documentary? Why is it then anything that because successful gets out of control nowadays? I'm so confused by pop culture :/

Hatake Kakashi · 08-20-2010, 06:28 AM

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell he's doing in any kind of music/show business in the first place. Can't sing worth a damn, has an incredibly overinflated ego, a queermo haircut... I'm beginning to suspect there's a 10th level of hell waiting for the people churning out this bullshit. There should be a Dante's Inferno rewrite based mainly around this level of hell, and what should be happening to these idiot no-talent douchebags and the asshat producers who keep cramming them down our throats down there.

Kim · 08-20-2010, 09:53 AM

You wanna know the hilarious thing? I only know about Justin Bieber from people bitching about him. I wouldln't have known about this documentary if it weren't for this thread. In you're own way, you people are contributing to the problem of his popularity. Thanks for that.... :/

shiney · 08-20-2010, 10:12 AM

+1 NonCon.

Magic_Marker · 08-20-2010, 10:29 AM

Your telling me not to see a movie I don't want to see?

Well then, you win. I won't see it.

RobinStarwing · 08-20-2010, 01:22 PM

There is already a 10th Level of Hell...pedophiles live there. They get cantaloupes shoved up their backsides by Hitler because the Devil got bored shoving pineapples up his (movie reference).

These guys call for an 11th Level of Hell and what happens here is that they are subjected to the worst singing imaginable...an out of tune Jigglypuff that can't sing you to sleep surrounded by a backup band of vuvuzelas.

Specifically...the people using them that are found here as they deserve each other.

08-16-2010, 02:16 AM	#1
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	If You're Planning To Boycott One Movie This Summer, Make It The Beiber Documentary Okay. So apparently there's gonna be a documentary on the life of this kid: ...What!?! What's it going to be about? "So this is me, like, playing around with Garage Band and Autotune, and this is me putting it on YouTube... Then this is where I get the call from the record company..." Then there's an actual recording of the call: "Kid, I've been in the business a long time, and the day some greasy blonde sings about brushing her teeth with a bottle of whiskey is the day I check out of life. I've been watching YouTube clips all day instead of working and was told that if I don't get some work done, I'm fired. So when my boss looked over my shoulder onto my computer, I had your video up and suggested that we contact you, and he said sure."

08-16-2010, 02:36 AM	#2
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	Do we have to boycott it? Can't I just not watch it because it sounds boring and uninteresting? I don't want to make a big deal out of my indifference. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

08-16-2010, 02:55 PM	#5
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	There already making a Documentary? First everyone is going insane over his music and now their making a documentary? Why is it then anything that because successful gets out of control nowadays? I'm so confused by pop culture :/ __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

08-20-2010, 09:53 AM	#7
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	You wanna know the hilarious thing? I only know about Justin Bieber from people bitching about him. I wouldln't have known about this documentary if it weren't for this thread. In you're own way, you people are contributing to the problem of his popularity. Thanks for that.... :/ __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

08-20-2010, 10:12 AM	#8
shiney Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The land of fartz and buttz Posts: 8,266	+1 NonCon. __________________ boop

08-16-2010, 02:10 PM	#3
CABAL49 Not bad. Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Senatus Populusque Americanus Posts: 1,584	Yeah, boycotting something only makes me want to see it. I'd rather not have what's left of my soul crushed either way.

08-20-2010, 10:29 AM	#9
Magic_Marker Moonwalk Away. Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Dumbfucklahoma. Posts: 1,573	Your telling me not to see a movie I don't want to see? Well then, you win. I won't see it.

08-20-2010, 01:22 PM	#10
RobinStarwing C.M.B.A.S.O.B Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Everywhere until you look at me. Posts: 737	There is already a 10th Level of Hell...pedophiles live there. They get cantaloupes shoved up their backsides by Hitler because the Devil got bored shoving pineapples up his (movie reference). These guys call for an 11th Level of Hell and what happens here is that they are subjected to the worst singing imaginable...an out of tune Jigglypuff that can't sing you to sleep surrounded by a backup band of vuvuzelas. Specifically...the people using them that are found here as they deserve each other. __________________ *NPF's resident Crazy Magnificent Bastard Ass Son Of A Bitch (CMBASOB)* Accept No Substitutes Also known as "The Least Interesting Man in The World" according to multiple surveys Last edited by RobinStarwing; 08-20-2010 at 01:33 PM.