Wayne for Mayor [nerd argument] - Page 3

Premmy · 08-17-2010, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumenskir

Ex Machina would like to have a word with your preconceived notions. And that's in regular New York City.

Ugh beat me to this joke!

Public perception of Bruce Wayne would prevent him from becoming mayor, It'd be like Kim Kardashian running, or, at best, Arnold Schwartzenegger... maybe he SHOULD run for mayor.

Magus · 08-20-2010, 01:50 AM

I like how you assume DC doesn't have this as their next story-arc!

POS Industries · 08-20-2010, 01:57 AM

Bruce Wayne? That pompous, self-involved, party-obsessed rich boy? The guy can barely run his company, much less the whole city! And just what sort of plan could he possibly have to deal with these mad masked vigilantes that seem to create more psychotic murderers than they put away? Wayne's so out of touch, he probably hasn't even heard of the Batman, much less has any idea how to reign him in!

I sure as hell wouldn't vote for him.

Fifthfiend · 08-20-2010, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by POS Industries

Bruce Wayne? That pompous, self-involved, party-obsessed rich boy? The guy can barely run his company, much less the whole city! And just what sort of plan could he possibly have to deal with these mad masked vigilantes that seem to create more psychotic murderers than they put away? Wayne's so out of touch, he probably hasn't even heard of the Batman, much less has any idea how to reign him in!

I sure as hell wouldn't vote for him.

...except he'd secretly be his own Joe Kennedy and fix the election for himself! (which he'd have to because HIS PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD)

POS Industries · 08-20-2010, 03:10 AM

Bullshit, Kennedy was a war hero! Bruce Wayne never did shit for nobody!

George W. Bush would be a more apt comparison.

Krylo · 08-20-2010, 03:11 AM

He donates a fuckton to charity organizations, and even has his own. He's obviously a true humanitarian who cares for the downtrodden and poor, of which Gotham has plenty.

POS Industries · 08-20-2010, 03:20 AM

PR stunts likely orchestrated by Lucius Fox on Wayne's behalf.

That's the real brain behind the Wayne empire, right there.

Marc v4.0 · 08-20-2010, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by POS Industries

PR stunts likely orchestrated by Lucius Fox on Wayne's behalf.

That's the real brain behind the Wayne empire, right there.

There is always a Man behind The Man, and what better man to have actually leading then Lucius Fox, using Wayne as the figurehead.

Fifthfiend · 08-20-2010, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by POS Industries

Bullshit, Kennedy was a war hero! Bruce Wayne never did shit for nobody!

George W. Bush would be a more apt comparison.

I considered it but Bruce Wayne is supposed to be suave and good looking.

...oh wait of course: he's John-John.

POS Industries · 08-20-2010, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

he's John-John.

Welp, there isn't a single joke I can make there that isn't in absolutely poor taste.

Dammit, I fold.

08-20-2010, 01:57 AM	#23
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	Bruce Wayne? That pompous, self-involved, party-obsessed rich boy? The guy can barely run his company, much less the whole city! And just what sort of plan could he possibly have to deal with these mad masked vigilantes that seem to create more psychotic murderers than they put away? Wayne's so out of touch, he probably hasn't even heard of the Batman, much less has any idea how to reign him in! I sure as hell wouldn't vote for him. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

08-20-2010, 03:10 AM	#25
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	Bullshit, Kennedy was a war hero! Bruce Wayne never did shit for nobody! George W. Bush would be a more apt comparison. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

08-20-2010, 03:11 AM	#26
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	He donates a fuckton to charity organizations, and even has his own. He's obviously a true humanitarian who cares for the downtrodden and poor, of which Gotham has plenty. __________________ I am very tired.

08-20-2010, 03:20 AM	#27
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	PR stunts likely orchestrated by Lucius Fox on Wayne's behalf. That's the real brain behind the Wayne empire, right there. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

08-20-2010, 01:50 AM	#22
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	I like how you assume DC doesn't have this as their next story-arc!