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Unread 09-26-2010, 08:50 AM   #11
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You need a good three or four letter insult word for straight people.
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Unread 09-26-2010, 08:52 AM   #12
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Go with 'Hets'. It's short and sounds angry.

Also: It derives from hetero.

"Fuckin' het."
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Unread 09-26-2010, 09:09 AM   #13
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I was thinking the same thing, but I'm not sure if it has the same impact as "fags." "God hates hets?" I guess it could work.
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Unread 09-26-2010, 09:10 AM   #14
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Well you really need to socialize it as a derisive epithet before it can get the same kind of impact.

I think it has the potential to have a similar impact, though.
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Unread 09-26-2010, 09:19 AM   #15
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How about "oppo" for opposite-sex lovers? It sounds vaguely diminutive (read: demeaning), and its unfamiliarity reinforces the idea that oppos are weirdos and homosexuality is the norm.

By the way what's our stance on bisexuality hetero-curiosity?

Edit: "Op" should also be used. In fact we should have as many and varied insults as there are for black people. This works to make the subject appear more childlike and not in charge of themselves. Strange but true.

Further edit: I thought up a few.
"Closer" as in a connection closing an electrical circuit, referring to standard male and female contacts.
"Schematic" as in putting tab A in slot B according to the instruction schematics. Touches on oppo-sex as boring and by the book.
"Sperm-shoveler", just for guys, referring to how the shape of the penis developed to scoop out sperm and prevent other males from impregnating a female.

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I don't know... maybe. Kinda sounds like something from an Oompa Loompa song, though.

Which might be kind of the point, I guess?

I'd probably shorten it to Op/Ops, though, to make it sound harder and give it the one syllable motif of (almost) all the other powerful cusses.
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Waitwhatsaywhat? You're being sarcastic right?

In any case, this is starting to look like some radical pockets in the civil rights movement. There are a crazy few who seem to believe in reverse racism or turning a blind eye when a white person is a victim in a crime.

Just take your gay rights and get the fuck off my doorstep, and don't do any of that shit in front of my future kids.
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Unread 09-26-2010, 10:30 AM   #18
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Waitwhatsaywhat? You're being sarcastic right?

In any case, this is starting to look like some radical pockets in the civil rights movement. There are a crazy few who seem to believe in reverse racism or turning a blind eye when a white person is a victim in a crime.

Just take your gay rights and get the fuck off my doorstep, and don't do any of that shit in front of my future kids.
Hey.

Hey.

I don't think this guy gets it.

In any case, I have a confession to make.

I like vaginas.

I'm sorry! I know I have a problem! I just don't know where to turn.
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Unread 09-26-2010, 10:45 AM   #19
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Waitwhatsaywhat? You're being sarcastic right?

In any case, this is starting to look like some radical pockets in the civil rights movement. There are a crazy few who seem to believe in reverse racism or turning a blind eye when a white person is a victim in a crime.

Just take your gay rights and get the fuck off my doorstep, and don't do any of that shit in front of my future kids.
Your future kids are going to be massive flamers. Just so you know.
Also you not goig to have a doorstep because the black man is going to steal it.

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Unread 09-26-2010, 10:51 AM   #20
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and don't do any of that shit in front of my future kids.
Don't worry.

I prefer to do it from behind, anyway.
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