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Unread 09-26-2010, 04:14 PM   #41
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Unread 09-26-2010, 04:26 PM   #42
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But me pounding some chick and hosing her down in my manjam in front of your kids is totally okay, then?

Parent of the year right here, folks.
That's not as high priority on the list. It's only at the "shotgun then a long talk with the kids", not "shotgun and then take the kids to therapy".

If you think I'm overprotective, imagine what I'll do to scare my future daughter's boyfriend into complying with that "bring her back by 9 at the latest, or I'll show you all of the ways to inflict pain that I've learned from karate".

And no, I won't make a donation to this cause.
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Unread 09-26-2010, 04:28 PM   #43
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So your daughter's girlfriend doesn't have to have her home by 9? How very progressive of you.
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Unread 09-26-2010, 04:31 PM   #44
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That's not as high priority on the list. It's only at the "shotgun then a long talk with the kids", not "shotgun and then take the kids to therapy".

If you think I'm overprotective, imagine what I'll do to scare my future daughter's boyfriend into complying with that "bring her back by 9 at the latest, or I'll show you all of the ways to inflict pain that I've learned from karate".

And no, I won't make a donation to this cause.
What is your opinion on human-lizard relations? And by relations, I mean blood evaporating, scale shedding, tail melting, eye splitting interspecies sex.

Also your daughter will rebel against your overprotective ways and will totally end up at an arts college where she will be taught by some raggedly hippy who will seduce her with his worldy ways and revolutionary attitudes. LIKE ME.
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Unread 09-26-2010, 04:38 PM   #45
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That's not as high priority on the list. It's only at the "shotgun then a long talk with the kids", not "shotgun and then take the kids to therapy".
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That won't happen. If all logic says it's unavoidable then I'll go to my last resort and trigger the series of events that will destroy the world within a month. It takes serious effort not to do it right now out of boredom.

Damn communists, every time you turn around they're trying for some impractical or just plain stupid concept. Makes a man want to stab them and make them puke blood.

Oh the scary parenting shit I'm capable of, she'll question her own sanity if she does anything that would make other people question her sanity (no you guys don't count as people as I have not seen proof of your physical existence and the logic that you use doesn't help either).
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Unread 09-26-2010, 04:43 PM   #46
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So your daughter's girlfriend doesn't have to have her home by 9? How very progressive of you.
That won't happen. If all logic says it's unavoidable then I'll go to my last resort and trigger the series of events that will destroy the world within a month. It takes serious effort not to do it right now out of boredom.

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What is your opinion on human-lizard relations? And by relations, I mean blood evaporating, scale shedding, tail melting, eye splitting interspecies sex.


Damn communists, every time you turn around they're trying for some impractical or just plain stupid concept. Makes a man want to stab them and make them puke blood.

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Also your daughter will rebel against your overprotective ways and will totally end up at an arts college where she will be taught by some raggedly hippy who will seduce her with his worldy ways and revolutionary attitudes. LIKE ME.
Oh the scary parenting shit I'm capable of, she'll question her own sanity if she does anything that would make other people question her sanity (no you guys don't count as people as I have not seen proof of your physical existence and the logic that you use doesn't help either).
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Unread 09-26-2010, 04:46 PM   #47
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Ok, I feel like a horrible person for saying this, but the more EE talks about his daughter, the more I am filled with dread at the prospect of him procreating.
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Unread 09-26-2010, 04:47 PM   #48
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Unread 09-26-2010, 04:47 PM   #49
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I can see this thread being used in a future custody trial. O_o
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Unread 09-26-2010, 04:54 PM   #50
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I can see this thread being used in a future custody trial. O_o
Maybe I should just date someone sterile and female for those who would have said something.

But then I could always adopt . . .
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