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09-27-2010, 06:07 PM
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Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Las Vegas
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Your alphabets are a crutch for the weak and oppressed. Toss off your shackles of stagnant symbology and embrace your own communicative reality! Gone are the days of phonetics and standardized pictographs, from now on all writing shall be completely personalized and unique!
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09-27-2010, 06:24 PM
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for all seasons
Join Date: Feb 2004
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you are now the KING OF GRAMMAR
Your word is the law... of WORDS.
What are your decrees?
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09-27-2010, 06:27 PM
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Fetched the Candy Cane!
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Calgary
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PUNCTUATION IS OBSOLETE
There is now no more need for punctuation to be needed all sentences shall forever be run on sentences because it seems that young ones do not understand what those characters are actually for Anyone seen using punctuation is to be hunted down and killed before they rise up and rebel against this new order
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09-27-2010, 06:32 PM
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SOM3WH3R3
Join Date: Jun 2009
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TENSES ARE FOOLISH
From now on present tense is the ONLY TENSE Transgressors are beheaded |
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09-27-2010, 06:34 PM
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Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Reality
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Is this just english grammar or can it be any language we choose?
German has had it too good for too long! |
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09-27-2010, 06:35 PM
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Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: A right and proper Nerd Cave
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I am assuming we are following all the rules of past posts in this thread as I read this
Correct me if this assumption is wrong It is hard to make questions without question marks |
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09-27-2010, 06:36 PM
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SOM3WH3R3
Join Date: Jun 2009
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WE MAKE IT THAT COMPLICATED FOR A REASON Unless you wish to incur the ire of multiple Grammar Royals you obey the laws stated so far This thread is not legible after post 20 or so |
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09-27-2010, 06:43 PM
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Mild Psychosis
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Aroundabouts thereish.
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I don't care that not ending your sentances in prepositions is nigh impossible in modern english, it is now law!
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09-27-2010, 06:51 PM
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Swing You Sinners!
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: 4th Street
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I want everyone to learn to use semicolons.
It isn't that hard; anyone could learn to do it if they tried, and it makes a sentence so elegant. edit: The proper use of italics for emphasis, in moderation, is also important to me.
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09-27-2010, 06:58 PM
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Moves Like Jagger, Kupo!
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right.
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All sentences must end in prepositions from now since. To. For.
Steel's rule was stupid before.
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