Serious and Actually Legitimate* Announcement Regarding the Future of this Forum

[Aldurin]

Originally Posted by Loyal

Who keeps letting these clowns in!?


As for you, BKEarl? You're fired.

Originally Posted by PyrosNine

What is this, Star Wars?


And didn't you just call him short, only to now reveal yourself as him? So are you a taller version of Tokenworth?

You never hired me in the first place. But I will explain all of this.


Long ago, just as my career as an attorney had taken off, I was kidnapped.
Whoever they were took samples of my DNA, and created an imposter clone to take my place. The process was perfect but the clone came out shorter than planned, explaining the difference in height.
Then I was shot in the gut and thrown into the local river, left to die.
I woke up in the land of Fire Emblem, and was forced to adapt or be killed.
I became the Black Knight, the most feared swordsman known in the area.
Using my power and resources, I managed to return here to find home.
But more importantly I returned to kill the bastard who took my home, my family, and my well-paying career.


So Mr. Tokenworth, are you ready to die?

[Bells]

This is not going according to the plan.

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Aldurin

You never hired me in the first place. But I will explain all of this.


Long ago, just as my career as a glittery douchebag vampire written by Stephanie Meyer had taken off, I was charged as a sex offender because I'm like a hundred years old and Bella was seventeen.
My prosecutor was Tokenworth, who easily won the case and I was sentenced to prison and registered as a sex offender. In prison, I was constantly assraped and subjected to hideous torture the likes of which you can barely imagine at the hands of my fellow inmates, who took advantage of my immortality to be as brutal as possible.
In the process of escaping, I was shot in the gut and thrown into the local river, left to die.
I woke up in the land of Fire Emblem, and was forced to adapt or be killed.
I became the Black Knight, the most feared swordsman known in the area.
Using my power and resources, I managed to return here to find home.
But more importantly I returned to kill the bastard who took my ho, my family, and my well-paying career.


So Mr. Tokenworth, are you ready to die?

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[A Zarkin' Frood]

Now now now, what a touching little sob story you have th... No no, just kidding I'm not joining in on your little game. I'm not going to ruin this by posting as a character who talks somewhat like me, but is more of a dick, when I could just act like a dick. Or be a dick. Or none of the above. Whatever. I'm going to bed, so don't fear my bullshit.

[McTahr]

Welp. This has about ran its course. Good effort on the part of several folks, but we've moved long past beating the dead horse and really necrobeastophilia is bad for the property value.

[synkr0nized]

Originally Posted by InsaneGenius

Now now now, what a touching little sob story you have th... No no, just kidding I'm not joining in on your little game. I'm not going to ruin this by posting as a character who talks somewhat like me, but is more of a dick, when I could just act like a dick. Or be a dick. Or none of the above. Whatever. I'm going to bed, so don't fear my bullshit.

hahah I was in the middle of editing his sprites to participate in this thread. But ffffffff I took too long making them.

[McTahr]

Originally Posted by synkr0nized

hahah I was in the middle of editing his sprites to participate in this thread. But ffffffff I took too long making them.

Flashstep fail, says I!

[POS Industries]