Pokemon Umbral Theatre 16: 1st Anniversary!

[Menarker]

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Your post is here:

Originally Posted by Dracorion

Charlotte’s Team

Ally Phase (Turn 1)
- Melanie: Hammond is revived, HP +50% (50%). Kirie's HP +50% (72%). Rage is 80.
- Kirie: Uses Signature Technique "Arsenal Assault", Narcham C -268% (132%), Narcham E -271% (129%), Pulverot B -207% (214%), Narcham I has been defeated. Pulverot B -145% (69%). Kirie's Rage is 25.
- Matthias: Paradigm Shift turn 1 of 3. Pulverot B has been defeated. Narcham J has been poisoned. Matthias' Rage is 100.
- Charlotte: Uses Pokemon Co-Op "Future Shock", Gendom B -166% (334%). Narcham H -35% (365%), Gendom B -56% (278%), Narcham J -33% (367%) Charlotte's Rage is 30.
- Cassus: Narcham A -104% (91%). Narcham A has been defeated. Cassus' Rage is 100.
- Ruin Pokemon MIV: Fallen to 69%.

Watching Kirie go to work was something else. "Alright, no more playing around!" She yelled. Wings sprouted from her back and Kirie launched herself with lighting speed at the enemies. She moved between four enemies like a blur, her weapon changing form again and again as she struck. In the end, one of the Narchams was dead and the Pulverot and two others were severely damaged. "Bah." Kirie said, dissappointed.

Ruin Pokemon Phase (Turn 1)
- Gendom B: Narcham N generated. Uses "Piercing Ray", Buck has been defeated. Charlotte's Rage is 35.
- Narcham C: Kirie evades and counterattacks. Narcham C is defeated.
- Narcham D: Heracross -53% (47%). Rage is 65.
- Narcham E: Gastrodon -42% (58%). Rage is 65.
- Narcham F: Melanie -26% (23%). Rage is 65. Melanie's Rage is 90.
- Narcham G: Hammond -57% (43%). Rage is 65. Charlotte's Rage is 40.
- Narcham H: Matthias -17% (24%). Rage is 65.
- Narcham J: Entei -25% (1%). Rage is 65. Kirie's Rage is 30.
- Narcham K: Entei has been defeated. Rage is 65. Kirie's Rage is 35.
- Narcham L: Kirie -24% (48%). Rage is 65. Kirie's Rage is 45.
- Narcham M: Heracross has been defeated. Rage is 65.
- Narcham N: Gastrodon -40% (18%). Rage is 65.
- Charlotte’s Team MIV: Fallen to 72%.

"Gah! These things are really starting to piss me off!" Melanie exclaimed frustratedly.

End of Turn Phase (Turn 1)
- Status Damage: Narcham J -50% (317%).
- Future Shock: Narcham H -22% (343%), Gendom B 34% (244%)-, Narcham J -23% (344%).
- Charlotte’s Team Formation Update:
[Melanie (23%)] [Hammond (43%)] [Buck (Fainted)] [Entei (Fainted)] [Kirie (48%)] [Heracross (Fainted)] [Gastrodon (18%)] [Matthias (24%)]
- Ruin Pokemon Formation Update:
[Narcham M 400%] [Narcham L 400%] [Narcham D 400%] [Narcham E 129%] [Narcham F 400%] [Narcham G 400%] [Narcham H 343%] [Gendom B 244%] [Narcham J 344%] [Narcham K 400%] [Narcham N 400%]



Impact’s Team

Ally Phase (Turn 1)
- Lola: Impact +100%. Rage is 30.
- Whitney: Paradigm Shift turn 2 of 3. Killdoll F has been defeated. Killbot G has been defeated. Killdoll H has been defeated. Whitney's Rage is 40.
- Mirror: Constructs Fire Evolith. Killdoll M -60% (40%). Mirror's Rage is 25.
- Fire Evolith: Killdoll J -62% (38%). Killdoll K -62% (38%).
- Impact: Killdoll J has been defeated. Killdoll K has been defeated. Rage is 50.

"Right away, leader!" Lola exclaimed, tending to Impact's wounds.
"Woohoo!" Mirror yelled, surveying the damage they had done to the enemy force. "We're almost done!"

Team Killdoll Phase (Turn 1)
- Killdoll H: Lola -14% (73%). Fire Evolith -13% (87%). Lola's Rage is 30.
- Killdoll I: Impact -35% (65%). Impact's Rage is 70.
- Killdoll L: Impact -34% (31%). Impact's Rage is 90.
- Killdoll M: Fire Evolith -12% (75%). Mirror -16% (84%). Mirror's Rage is 35.
- Fire Evolith: Lola -23% (50%). Masquerain -51% (49%) Lola's Rage is 40.
- Water Evolith: Whitney -25% (61%).
- Dusk Evolith: Whitney -21% (40%).
- Ice Evolith: Fire Evolith -26% (49%).
- Impact’s Team MIV: Fallen to 63%.
- Enemy reinforcements have arrived.

But Mirror spoke too soon. The mechanical enemies retaliated forcefully, and were soon joined by reinforcements: one Evolith and a Millenium Battlebot. Thankfully, the new foes did not attack.
"Awww, dammit!"

End of Turn Phase (Turn 1)
- Weather Update: Gravity turn 3 of 5.
- Healing Heart: Impact +50% (81%).
- Impact’s Team Formation Update:
[Impact (81%)] [Mirror (84%)] [Whitney (40%)] [Masquerain (49%)] [Lola (50%)] [Fire Evolith (49%)]
- Team Killdoll Formation Update:
[Water Evolith (500%)] [Dusk Evolith (500%)] [Killdoll I (100%)] [Thunder Evolith (500%)] [Millenium Battlebot A (600%)] [Ice Evolith (302%)] [Killdoll L (100%)] [Fire Evolith (500%)] [Killdoll M (40%)]

Millenium Battlebot (Slayer/Mechanical)
- Attacks: Minigun Burst (Steel) / Rocket Salvo (Fire) / Focused Beam (100 Pwr, Almighty) / Fist Launcher (Fighting) / Hurl Object (Rock)
- Defenses: Normal -100% / Rock, Steel, Dark, Fighting -50% / Mech Status Immunity
- Signature Technique: Crushing Coaster ~ 70 RPs, Single Target, Severe Damage, 100% Confuse.

Thunder Evolith (Electric)
- Moves: Charge, Charge Beam, Discharge, Magnet Rise, Thunder, Volt Tackle


Pierce’s Story

CLANG!

Pierce's sword fell again and again, only to be parried by the shiny Sceptile's armor-plated forearm. The light blue-skinned lizard blocked too fast for Pierce to land a hit, and forced the sword-wielding human to back away with a swift roundhouse kick that he barely dodged. Pierce charged the Sceptile again, only to stop short when a whip suddenly wrapped itself around his forearm. "Wh-" he began, turning to see Leprihare winking at him, but was interrupted by Sceptile's heel in his face knocking him on his ass.

Metagross' heavy mass launched itself at Sceptile with a Meteor Mash, which he easily jumped over, only to catch Palkia's Spacial Rend, sending the lizard flying into the air. Leprihare's whip wrapped itself around Sceptile's arm as he flew, swinging him around in a half-circle toward Palkia, who was struck by Sceptile's False Swipe. Palkia was looking pretty beat up after this and getting ganged up on by Dialga and Sceptile. Metagross caught Leprihare hard with a Meteor Mash while she was distracted with her partner, and Sceptile found Pierce's shoe in his face as soon as he landed.

Violet watched, and Elizabeth smiled.

Bard's post is here:

Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

"We're getting there, I guess," Charlotte said, with strong emphasis on the last words. At least they were down to just Narchams and the Gendom.

"I'm still not satisfied with this though!" she shouted at the team, hoping that maybe some insults would rouse them to battle less like pussies. "Time to work harder, or guess what? They kill us!" Charlotte took a moment (okay maybe a few) to devise the plan in her mind. Fortunately, the Narchams were one consistent type, so it wasn't that much a chore. With Future Shock still in affect, they should be able to inflict some damage.

"Alright, Melanie, revive Cassus's Dragonite and make sure Matty doesn't fall apart. Kirie, Morphstrike on Narcham J, the one to the right of the Gendom in case you weren't in the know. Mattias, once your in better shape I want you to use signal beam on Narcham H, and put Narcham M to sleep. Hammond, Sol-leks, be good boys and use Iron tail on the Gendom bitch. Cassus, have Gastrodon use another focused earthquake on Narcham J, and with your Dragonite alive, use Dragon Rush on Narcham H. Got that people?! If so then get to work!"

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Melanie: Revive Cassus's Dragonite. Heal Mattias.
Kirie: Morphstrike (bug) on Narcham J.
Mattias: Signal Beam on Narcham H. Pokebrid Action to poison Narcham M.
Charlotte: Hammond to use Iron Tail on Gendom. Deploy Sol-leks. Sol-leks to use Iron Tail on Gendom.
Cassus: Gastrodon to use focused earthquake on Narcham J. Deploy Dragonite. Dragonite to use Dragon Rush on Natcham H.

My plan is here:

Actions:
Lola: Heal herself and Whitney for 50% healing immediately and 25% at end of turn.
Whitney: Froslass Paradigm Boosted Stats and +1 Special Attack boost. STAB Blizzard on Killdoll L and the Ice Evolith. (Evoliths don't have resistances, so it shouldn't be a problem).
Fire Evolith: STAB Heat Wave on BattleBot and Ice Evolith. If Ice Evolith is already destroyed by Whitney (and presumably the Killbot L which all have been dying in one hit from her), have it hit the Fire Evolith.
Impact: Sweep BattleBot and Ice Evolith with a weapon he has Armor STAB bonus with. If Ice Evolith is already destroyed by Whitney (and presumably the Killbot L which all have been dying in one hit from her), have it hit the Fire Evolith.
Masquerain: STAB Bug Buzz on the weakened Kill Doll M.
Mirror: Attack the foe with the lowest remaining hitpoints with best possible weapon choice. (IE: Don't use an attack type that Battlebot is strong against if she attacks that.)

[Geminex]

Dude, what's with the humility? I mean, why would you feel like crap about this?

Not that I'm not in favor of you feeling like crap, I'm just saying there's better reasons to feel like crap than this.

Anyway, there you go. If you quote this, you should have all the tags n shit.

Also, internet cafes are usually cheap. Why not go to one of those?

NPCS
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Ruin pokemon
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Your post:

Charlotte’s Team

Ally Phase (Turn 1)
- Melanie: Hammond is revived, HP +50% (50%). Kirie's HP +50% (72%). Rage is 80.
- Kirie: Uses Signature Technique "Arsenal Assault", Narcham C -268% (132%), Narcham E -271% (129%), Pulverot B -207% (214%), Narcham I has been defeated. Pulverot B -145% (69%). Kirie's Rage is 25.
- Matthias: Paradigm Shift turn 1 of 3. Pulverot B has been defeated. Narcham J has been poisoned. Matthias' Rage is 100.
- Charlotte: Uses Pokemon Co-Op "Future Shock", Gendom B -166% (334%). Narcham H -35% (365%), Gendom B -56% (278%), Narcham J -33% (367%) Charlotte's Rage is 30.
- Cassus: Narcham A -104% (91%). Narcham A has been defeated. Cassus' Rage is 100.
- Ruin Pokemon MIV: Fallen to 69%.

Watching Kirie go to work was something else. "Alright, no more playing around!" She yelled. Wings sprouted from her back and Kirie launched herself with lighting speed at the enemies. She moved between four enemies like a blur, her weapon changing form again and again as she struck. In the end, one of the Narchams was dead and the Pulverot and two others were severely damaged. "Bah." Kirie said, dissappointed.

Ruin Pokemon Phase (Turn 1)
- Gendom B: Narcham N generated. Uses "Piercing Ray", Buck has been defeated. Charlotte's Rage is 35.
- Narcham C: Kirie evades and counterattacks. Narcham C is defeated.
- Narcham D: Heracross -53% (47%). Rage is 65.
- Narcham E: Gastrodon -42% (58%). Rage is 65.
- Narcham F: Melanie -26% (23%). Rage is 65. Melanie's Rage is 90.
- Narcham G: Hammond -57% (43%). Rage is 65. Charlotte's Rage is 40.
- Narcham H: Matthias -17% (24%). Rage is 65.
- Narcham J: Entei -25% (1%). Rage is 65. Kirie's Rage is 30.
- Narcham K: Entei has been defeated. Rage is 65. Kirie's Rage is 35.
- Narcham L: Kirie -24% (48%). Rage is 65. Kirie's Rage is 45.
- Narcham M: Heracross has been defeated. Rage is 65.
- Narcham N: Gastrodon -40% (18%). Rage is 65.
- Charlotte’s Team MIV: Fallen to 72%.

"Gah! These things are really starting to piss me off!" Melanie exclaimed frustratedly.

End of Turn Phase (Turn 1)
- Status Damage: Narcham J -50% (317%).
- Future Shock: Narcham H -22% (343%), Gendom B 34% (244%)-, Narcham J -23% (344%).
- Charlotte’s Team Formation Update:
[Melanie (23%)] [Hammond (43%)] [Buck (Fainted)] [Entei (Fainted)] [Kirie (48%)] [Heracross (Fainted)] [Gastrodon (18%)] [Matthias (24%)]
- Ruin Pokemon Formation Update:
[Narcham M 400%] [Narcham L 400%] [Narcham D 400%] [Narcham E 129%] [Narcham F 400%] [Narcham G 400%] [Narcham H 343%] [Gendom B 244%] [Narcham J 344%] [Narcham K 400%] [Narcham N 400%]



Impact’s Team

Ally Phase (Turn 1)
- Lola: Impact +100%. Rage is 30.
- Whitney: Paradigm Shift turn 2 of 3. Killdoll F has been defeated. Killbot G has been defeated. Killdoll H has been defeated. Whitney's Rage is 40.
- Mirror: Constructs Fire Evolith. Killdoll M -60% (40%). Mirror's Rage is 25.
- Fire Evolith: Killdoll J -62% (38%). Killdoll K -62% (38%).
- Impact: Killdoll J has been defeated. Killdoll K has been defeated. Rage is 50.

"Right away, leader!" Lola exclaimed, tending to Impact's wounds.
"Woohoo!" Mirror yelled, surveying the damage they had done to the enemy force. "We're almost done!"

Team Killdoll Phase (Turn 1)
- Killdoll H: Lola -14% (73%). Fire Evolith -13% (87%). Lola's Rage is 30.
- Killdoll I: Impact -35% (65%). Impact's Rage is 70.
- Killdoll L: Impact -34% (31%). Impact's Rage is 90.
- Killdoll M: Fire Evolith -12% (75%). Mirror -16% (84%). Mirror's Rage is 35.
- Fire Evolith: Lola -23% (50%). Masquerain -51% (49%) Lola's Rage is 40.
- Water Evolith: Whitney -25% (61%).
- Dusk Evolith: Whitney -21% (40%).
- Ice Evolith: Fire Evolith -26% (49%).
- Impact’s Team MIV: Fallen to 63%.
- Enemy reinforcements have arrived.

But Mirror spoke too soon. The mechanical enemies retaliated forcefully, and were soon joined by reinforcements: one Evolith and a Millenium Battlebot. Thankfully, the new foes did not attack.
"Awww, dammit!"

End of Turn Phase (Turn 1)
- Weather Update: Gravity turn 3 of 5.
- Healing Heart: Impact +50% (81%).
- Impact’s Team Formation Update:
[Impact (81%)] [Mirror (84%)] [Whitney (40%)] [Masquerain (49%)] [Lola (50%)] [Fire Evolith (49%)]
- Team Killdoll Formation Update:
[Water Evolith (500%)] [Dusk Evolith (500%)] [Killdoll I (100%)] [Thunder Evolith (500%)] [Millenium Battlebot A (600%)] [Ice Evolith (302%)] [Killdoll L (100%)] [Fire Evolith (500%)] [Killdoll M (40%)]

Millenium Battlebot (Slayer/Mechanical)
- Attacks: Minigun Burst (Steel) / Rocket Salvo (Fire) / Focused Beam (100 Pwr, Almighty) / Fist Launcher (Fighting) / Hurl Object (Rock)
- Defenses: Normal -100% / Rock, Steel, Dark, Fighting -50% / Mech Status Immunity
- Signature Technique: Crushing Coaster ~ 70 RPs, Single Target, Severe Damage, 100% Confuse.

Thunder Evolith (Electric)
- Moves: Charge, Charge Beam, Discharge, Magnet Rise, Thunder, Volt Tackle


Pierce’s Story

CLANG!

Pierce's sword fell again and again, only to be parried by the shiny Sceptile's armor-plated forearm. The light blue-skinned lizard blocked too fast for Pierce to land a hit, and forced the sword-wielding human to back away with a swift roundhouse kick that he barely dodged. Pierce charged the Sceptile again, only to stop short when a whip suddenly wrapped itself around his forearm. "Wh-" he began, turning to see Leprihare winking at him, but was interrupted by Sceptile's heel in his face knocking him on his ass.

Metagross' heavy mass launched itself at Sceptile with a Meteor Mash, which he easily jumped over, only to catch Palkia's Spacial Rend, sending the lizard flying into the air. Leprihare's whip wrapped itself around Sceptile's arm as he flew, swinging him around in a half-circle toward Palkia, who was struck by Sceptile's False Swipe. Palkia was looking pretty beat up after this and getting ganged up on by Dialga and Sceptile. Metagross caught Leprihare hard with a Meteor Mash while she was distracted with her partner, and Sceptile found Pierce's shoe in his face as soon as he landed.

Violet watched, and Elizabeth smiled.

Bard's post and plan:

"We're getting there, I guess," Charlotte said, with strong emphasis on the last words. At least they were down to just Narchams and the Gendom.

"I'm still not satisfied with this though!" she shouted at the team, hoping that maybe some insults would rouse them to battle less like pussies. "Time to work harder, or guess what? They kill us!" Charlotte took a moment (okay maybe a few) to devise the plan in her mind. Fortunately, the Narchams were one consistent type, so it wasn't that much a chore. With Future Shock still in affect, they should be able to inflict some damage.

"Alright, Melanie, revive Cassus's Dragonite and make sure Matty doesn't fall apart. Kirie, Morphstrike on Narcham J, the one to the right of the Gendom in case you weren't in the know. Mattias, once your in better shape I want you to use signal beam on Narcham H, and put Narcham M to sleep. Hammond, Sol-leks, be good boys and use Iron tail on the Gendom bitch. Cassus, have Gastrodon use another focused earthquake on Narcham J, and with your Dragonite alive, use Dragon Rush on Narcham H. Got that people?! If so then get to work!"

---
Melanie: Revive Cassus's Dragonite. Heal Mattias.
Kirie: Morphstrike (bug) on Narcham J.
Mattias: Signal Beam on Narcham H. Pokebrid Action to sleep Narcham M.
Charlotte: Hammond to use Iron Tail on Gendom. Deploy Sol-leks. Sol-leks to use Iron Tail on Gendom.
Cassus: Gastrodon to use focused earthquake on Narcham J. Deploy Dragonite. Dragonite to use Dragon Rush on Natcham H.

Menarker's stuff:

ANYHOW, battle plan...

Current situation:

[Impact (81%)] [Mirror (84%)] [Whitney (40%)] [Masquerain (49%)] [Lola (50%)] [Fire Evolith (49%)]
- Team Killdoll Formation Update:
[Water Evolith (500%)] [Dusk Evolith (500%)] [Killdoll I (100%)] [Thunder Evolith (500%)] [Millenium Battlebot A (600%)] [Ice Evolith (302%)] [Killdoll L (100%)] [Fire Evolith (500%)] [Killdoll M (40%)]

Millenium Battlebot (Slayer/Mechanical)
- Attacks: Minigun Burst (Steel) / Rocket Salvo (Fire) / Focused Beam (100 Pwr, Almighty) / Fist Launcher (Fighting) / Hurl Object (Rock)
- Defenses: Normal -100% / Rock, Steel, Dark, Fighting -50% / Mech Status Immunity
- Signature Technique: Crushing Coaster ~ 70 RPs, Single Target, Severe Damage, 100% Confuse.


Actions:
Lola: Heal herself and Whitney for 50% healing immediately and 25% at end of turn.
Whitney: Froslass Paradigm Boosted Stats and +1 Special Attack boost. STAB Blizzard on Killdoll L and the Ice Evolith. (Evoliths don't have resistances, so it shouldn't be a problem).
Fire Evolith: STAB Heat Wave on BattleBot and Ice Evolith. If Ice Evolith is already destroyed by Whitney (and presumably the Killbot L which all have been dying in one hit from her), have it hit the Fire Evolith.
Impact: Sweep BattleBot and Ice Evolith with a weapon he has Armor STAB bonus with. If Ice Evolith is already destroyed by Whitney (and presumably the Killbot L which all have been dying in one hit from her), have it hit the Fire Evolith.
Masquerain: STAB Bug Buzz on the weakened Kill Doll M.
Mirror: Attack the foe with the lowest remaining hitpoints with best possible weapon choice. (IE: Don't use an attack type that Battlebot is strong against if she attacks that.)

Edit:
Okay, we are entirely too helpful.

[Dracorion]

Goddammit fuck me for asking when I'm suffering from sleep deprivation.

When I said document, I meant to say a text document like the character sheets and Ruin Pokemon and all those.

Can I feel like crap now?

Thanks a lot anyway.

[Geminex]

Jesus, dude, are you okay? I understand feeling like crap after the flight, but you're going on vacation and don't have a laptop! That's not something you need to apologize for.

I mean, you're sounding sincere and apologetic and everything!
Stop being nice.
You're scaring me.

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Geminex

You're scaring me.

Mwahahaha! You've fallen into my trap! Not only have I managed to trick you into doing me a favor, I've made you scared in doing so!

Also, you're stupid and ugly.

[Dracorion]

Trivia time!

Where the hell am I?



Because I have no idea. I did this Home Alone type thing where I got on the wrong plane and I ended up in this city where everyone speaks some strange language. I think it's Swahili.

I will grant one (01) Badass Moment to whoever can tell me. I'm practically giving it away.

Fun fact: that bird you see there landed on the statue's head not a second after I took the picture. It made for a real pimpin' hat. Unfortunately I didn't get a picture.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Seems to be England Bro.

Like, London to be specific.

[Dracorion]

Leave it to Bard to be boring about it.

I should take away your Badass Moment for being boring. But I won't because I'm nice.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Like, I might have guessed India, but they would probably have a statue showing Havelock kill a kitten, what with his whole quashing of rebellions

[Dracorion]

Right. I'm going to post each team's parts as they're done. I actually got Bard's done last night, though.

I think I can do all of Impact's part tonight. If so, I'll edit it in tonight or tomorrow.

Bard, try to burn some Rage. Have Cassus use Divide with both his pokemon. I did you a favor and had Melanie spend some Rage to heal herself.

EDIT: Impact's part is up.