Charge through the fires and the seals of evil upon this road of bones and metal

Amake · 01-16-2011, 10:57 PM

It's time to take the reins of fate and commence the ultimate assault on the gates of Hell itself. With this holy union of magic and technology, this machine of metal and innocence, we shall ride, ride like a ROBOT UNICORN INTO ARMAGEDDON AND SEE THE END OF EVIL IN OUR AGE!

And let us sing.

My father worked the pits until they day it took his life
It stole him from his only foal and it stole him from his wife
And I swore upon his grave, someday I'd make things right

So I learned how to bend steel, I learned how to make it move
And I watched as it withstood the hell we had to run through
With hooves of iron there's not a task we couldn't do

BitVyper · 01-16-2011, 11:07 PM

Steel horns break, and firey manes burn out, but spirit never dies.

They whisper doubt in your ear. They say we can't win. But as long as we fight on, we will never lose, and as long as we never lose, they remain consigned into this darkness of their own creation while our brothers graze freely in the light. So though you give your body to this creation of steel, and though you charge to your very doom, know that simply by fighting with all your heart and soul, you have already won the battle.

Fifthfiend · 01-17-2011, 04:42 AM

I like the one with Erasure better.

Amake · 01-17-2011, 10:07 AM

Ah, but does Erasure hypnotize you to keep you playing for several hours and causing some kind of metal meltdown of the brain as can be evidenced by the above posts?
BTW:

I suck.

PS. What do they mean by making the game playable with only your left hand?

A Zarkin' Frood · 01-17-2011, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

PS. What do they mean by making the game playable with only your left hand?

Change the keyboard layout to German, it's in Windows somewhere. Then you can play with two hands because y and z are swapped. I still use one hand though.

Or, y'know, crazy idea, go "I'm not left-handed" on the game and just use your right hand. That'll show it.

Pip Boy · 01-17-2011, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

Ah, but does Erasure hypnotize you to keep you playing for several hours and causing some kind of metal meltdown of the brain as can be evidenced by the above posts?

Erasure does that even better than this does. It lulz you into a false sense of security and then gets inside your mind. Then throws wild parties in your cortexes and shit.

EDIT:

I still think Erasure was better.

EDIT: InsaneGenius, IQ wasn't asking for help, she was making a masturbation joke.

A Zarkin' Frood · 01-17-2011, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Pip Boy

EDIT: InsaneGenius, IQ wasn't asking for help, she was making a masturbation joke.

I feel the need to point out that I knew that.

Fifthfiend · 01-18-2011, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

meltdown of the brain

I would respond by posting the video for that Erasure song, but that would spoil my upcoming thread, "Fifthfiend Presents: Erasure's Can't-Miss Guide to Romancin' Yo Lady"

Amake · 01-19-2011, 02:10 AM

So now we're racing for the lowest score possible.

Token · 01-19-2011, 08:55 AM

I am so disappointed this didn't have a heavy metal cover of Always.

01-16-2011, 10:57 PM	#1
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	Charge through the fires and the seals of evil upon this road of bones and metal It's time to take the reins of fate and commence the ultimate assault on the gates of Hell itself. With this holy union of magic and technology, this machine of metal and innocence, we shall ride, ride like a ROBOT UNICORN INTO ARMAGEDDON AND SEE THE END OF EVIL IN OUR AGE! And let us sing. My father worked the pits until they day it took his life It stole him from his only foal and it stole him from his wife And I swore upon his grave, someday I'd make things right So I learned how to bend steel, I learned how to make it move And I watched as it withstood the hell we had to run through With hooves of iron there's not a task we couldn't do __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed Last edited by Amake; 01-18-2011 at 06:56 AM. Reason: Personal record: 85 350 :0

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BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Steel horns break, and firey manes burn out, but spirit never dies. They whisper doubt in your ear. They say we can't win. But as long as we fight on, we will never lose, and as long as we never lose, they remain consigned into this darkness of their own creation while our brothers graze freely in the light. So though you give your body to this creation of steel, and though you charge to your very doom, know that simply by fighting with all your heart and soul, you have already won the battle. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here. Last edited by BitVyper; 01-16-2011 at 11:15 PM.

01-17-2011, 04:42 AM	#3
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	I like the one with Erasure better. __________________ check out my buttspresso

01-17-2011, 10:07 AM	#4
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	Ah, but does Erasure hypnotize you to keep you playing for several hours and causing some kind of metal meltdown of the brain as can be evidenced by the above posts? BTW: I suck. PS. What do they mean by making the game playable with only your left hand? __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed Last edited by Amake; 01-17-2011 at 10:46 AM.

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Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	So now we're racing for the lowest score possible. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

01-19-2011, 08:55 AM	#10
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	I am so disappointed this didn't have a heavy metal cover of Always.