They ruined a good title! - Page 2

Fifthfiend · 04-01-2011, 01:32 PM

My Little Ponies: Friendship is Magic

What it is: A bunch of girly bullshit.

What it should have been:

Seil · 04-01-2011, 03:05 PM

Star Wars

What It Actually Was: Rebels fighting the evil empire, learning psychic powers from a puppet and a cool breathing sound with lots of explosions.

What It Should Have Been: Constellations fighting to the death, resulting in all the stars going out, the only light in the night sky is the moon. The people below believe the Gods to have abandoned them, and start to panic, devolving into mass hysteria and warfare.

Fifthfiend · 04-01-2011, 03:25 PM

Phantom Menace: Babbyvader tries spinning; judges it "a good trick". Something about... taxation?

What it should have been: A literal phantom sweeping the galaxy devouring Jedi souls. And slaughtering Ewoks, because come on, you can never spend enough time slaughtering Ewoks.

Professor Smarmiarty · 04-02-2011, 07:13 AM

Captain America:
What it will be: World war 2 with a superhero
What it should be: Captain America, world war 2 hero, defeater of Hitler, is frozen only to wake up 50 years later in the mid 1990s. Terrified to see Germans and Japanese freely walking the streets he starts a brutal protection racket to save his local neighbourhoods from the Nazi threats. As his funds and power grows he unleashes a brutal takeover of the government collaboraters and arms up the US for a brutal invasion of Germany. Germany is quickly defeated but ties up the US in a guerrila war before in the dramatic twist ending it turns out he was correct all along as Hitler emerges as the power behind Russia and a brutal Russian invasion of the now defencless US is only thwarted by a desperate commando assassination of Hitler by the Captain.

tacticslion · 04-03-2011, 07:39 PM

"They ruined a good title!"
What it was: this thread.

What it should have been: the epic story of how a single piece of paper - that which granted ownership of a royal blue Mercedes Benz - accidentally brushed out of an open car window bravely and heroically made a tremendous over-land journey to get back to its rightful owner (making friends with many, lovable inanimate objects along the way), until at last, it found it's rightful owner who it clings to tenaciously. After the long years of travel, it's owner takes the dirty, scuffed up, moldy, illegible piece of brave and heroic paper... and burns it to warm himself in the barrel-fire that night. The end.

04-01-2011, 01:32 PM	#11
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	My Little Ponies: Friendship is Magic What it is: A bunch of girly bullshit. What it should have been:What it should have been: __________________ check out my buttspresso

04-01-2011, 03:25 PM	#13
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Phantom Menace: Babbyvader tries spinning; judges it "a good trick". Something about... taxation? What it should have been: A literal phantom sweeping the galaxy devouring Jedi souls. And slaughtering Ewoks, because come on, you can never spend enough time slaughtering Ewoks. __________________ check out my buttspresso Last edited by Fifthfiend; 04-01-2011 at 03:28 PM.

04-03-2011, 07:39 PM	#15
tacticslion Regulator Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,842	Your THREAD goes to college! "They ruined a good title!" What it was: this thread. What it should have been: the epic story of how a single piece of paper - that which granted ownership of a royal blue Mercedes Benz - accidentally brushed out of an open car window bravely and heroically made a tremendous over-land journey to get back to its rightful owner (making friends with many, lovable inanimate objects along the way), until at last, it found it's rightful owner who it clings to tenaciously. After the long years of travel, it's owner takes the dirty, scuffed up, moldy, illegible piece of brave and heroic paper... and burns it to warm himself in the barrel-fire that night. The end. __________________ Make the best decision ever. I look forward to seeing you there! You should watch this trailer! It's awesome! (The rest of the site's really cool, too!) I have a small announcement to make. And another!

04-01-2011, 03:05 PM	#12
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	Star Wars What It Actually Was: Rebels fighting the evil empire, learning psychic powers from a puppet and a cool breathing sound with lots of explosions. What It Should Have Been: Constellations fighting to the death, resulting in all the stars going out, the only light in the night sky is the moon. The people below believe the Gods to have abandoned them, and start to panic, devolving into mass hysteria and warfare.

04-02-2011, 07:13 AM	#14
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Captain America: What it will be: World war 2 with a superhero What it should be: Captain America, world war 2 hero, defeater of Hitler, is frozen only to wake up 50 years later in the mid 1990s. Terrified to see Germans and Japanese freely walking the streets he starts a brutal protection racket to save his local neighbourhoods from the Nazi threats. As his funds and power grows he unleashes a brutal takeover of the government collaboraters and arms up the US for a brutal invasion of Germany. Germany is quickly defeated but ties up the US in a guerrila war before in the dramatic twist ending it turns out he was correct all along as Hitler emerges as the power behind Russia and a brutal Russian invasion of the now defencless US is only thwarted by a desperate commando assassination of Hitler by the Captain.