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Unread 04-05-2011, 04:07 PM   #471
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Snake...you need help.
OH YEAH

Well, you need...to, uhh...

Lighten up!

And have a sense of humor!!!

And stop judging other people you mean ol' judgeypants!!
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Unread 04-05-2011, 04:08 PM   #472
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*facehoofs*

Ah well. *laughs*
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Unread 04-05-2011, 04:14 PM   #473
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(Solid Snake has just confronted Liquid Snake in Metal Gear Rex. Otacon, Meryl, and Gray Fox, standing behind him, gasp in terror as Metal Gear Rex is activated. Snake smiles, undisturbed, then sticks his tongue out and makes silly noises at Liquid and the machine.)

Otacon: Snake, what are you doing? RUN!

Snake: But guys, don't you see?

Snake: (singing) When I was a little clone child and the sun was going d~own...

Otacon: Tell me he's not.

Snake: The darkness and the shadows they would always make me f~rown

Gray Fox: ...He is!

Snake: I'd hide inside my cardboard box,
From what I thought I saw,
But Pinkie Pie said that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at a~ll...


Meryl: Then what is?

Snake: She said "Snake~y, you gotta stand up tall!
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt you
Just laugh and make them disappear!


Snake: (To Rex) "Ha! Ha! Ha!"

(Metal Gear Rex suddenly and simultaneously vanishes, leaving only Liquid Snake screaming obscenities as he falls several stories and splatters on the ground below. Everyone is shocked.)

Everyone: (singing) "Soooo...
Giggle at the Hind D!
Guffaw at the Mantis Freaky!
Whoop it up at the Sniper Wolfie!
Chortle at the Cowboy Ocelot~ie!
Snortle at the Liquid Snakey!


Snake: And tell that big dumb scary Big Boss to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you want to...ahahahah...laugh!!!!!

* Bonus points if you imagined David Hayter, Christopher Randolph, Debi Mae West and whoever voices Gray Fox singing the song!
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Unread 04-05-2011, 04:15 PM   #474
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Ssshhhh.
You love it and you know it.
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Unread 04-05-2011, 05:50 PM   #475
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There are some things every other brony knows not to cross the line for.

For everything else, there's Solid Snake.
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Unread 04-05-2011, 06:15 PM   #476
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Seek help.
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Unread 04-05-2011, 06:34 PM   #477
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You guys are so rude sometimes, seriously.

There are apparently people -- male, approximately our age -- on the interwebs who have wasted hours upon hours of their lives writing real dozens-page-long MLP: FIM fanfiction, drawing complex and ornate MLP: FIM fanart, dressing up as furries and attending fantasy conventions, and you think I need help because I wasted fifteen minutes writing something as a joke intended to make y'all laugh?

Call me thin-skinned or whatever but given your collective pony crushes you're just pots insulting kettles, and it's starting to feel less like you're trying to be funny or clever in response to my posts and more like you're just tryin' to tear me down, and if that's the case you can let me know and I'll stop fucking wasting time posting here and presuming you're all cool folks who I can consider friends.
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Unread 04-05-2011, 06:37 PM   #478
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(Solid Snake has just confronted Liquid Snake in Metal Gear Rex. Otacon, Meryl, and Gray Fox, standing behind him, gasp in terror as Metal Gear Rex is activated. Snake smiles, undisturbed, then sticks his tongue out and makes silly noises at Liquid and the machine.)

Otacon: Snake, what are you doing? RUN!

Snake: But guys, don't you see?

Snake: (singing) When I was a little clone child and the sun was going d~own...

Otacon: Tell me he's not.

Snake: The darkness and the shadows they would always make me f~rown

Gray Fox: ...He is!

Snake: I'd hide inside my cardboard box,
From what I thought I saw,
But Pinkie Pie said that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at a~ll...


Meryl: Then what is?

Snake: She said "Snake~y, you gotta stand up tall!
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt you
Just laugh and make them disappear!


Snake: (To Rex) "Ha! Ha! Ha!"

(Metal Gear Rex suddenly and simultaneously vanishes, leaving only Liquid Snake screaming obscenities as he falls several stories and splatters on the ground below. Everyone is shocked.)

Everyone: (singing) "Soooo...
Giggle at the Hind D!
Guffaw at the Mantis Freaky!
Whoop it up at the Sniper Wolfie!
Chortle at the Cowboy Ocelot~ie!
Snortle at the Liquid Snakey!


Snake: And tell that big dumb scary Big Boss to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you want to...ahahahah...laugh!!!!!

* Bonus points if you imagined David Hayter, Christopher Randolph, Debi Mae West and whoever voices Gray Fox singing the song!
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Unread 04-05-2011, 06:40 PM   #479
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You guys are so rude sometimes, seriously.

There are apparently people -- male, approximately our age -- on the interwebs who have wasted hours upon hours of their lives writing real dozens-page-long MLP: FIM fanfiction, drawing complex and ornate MLP: FIM fanart, dressing up as furries and attending fantasy conventions, and you think I need help because I wasted fifteen minutes writing something as a joke intended to make y'all laugh?

Call me thin-skinned or whatever but given your collective pony crushes you're just pots insulting kettles, and it's starting to feel less like you're trying to be funny or clever in response to my posts and more like you're just tryin' to tear me down, and if that's the case you can let me know and I'll stop fucking wasting time posting here and presuming you're all cool folks who I can consider friends.
Dude, I'm british, this is how we talk to friends over here, by directly insulting them and taking the utter piss, even if it makes no sense. Learn to take a joke man.
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Unread 04-05-2011, 06:41 PM   #480
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Snake, you overract. That's your thing.

e: Also your thing; Pinkie Pie.
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