TIME WARP ALERT - Page 2

Ryanderman · 04-29-2011, 07:51 AM

Let's do the Time Warp again.

shiney · 04-29-2011, 07:55 AM

Thank you Ryan. everyone, +rep for Ryan.

It's because the BIOS clock is misconfigured, which is not something I have any access to whatsoever. The battery may be dead per PX. I'm not 100% certain in all honesty because I have never laid hands on the physical server. Because we're on a frankenstein server that refuses to acknowledge the 4 gig of physical RAM, choosing instead to recognize 800 megs (because it won't use the image with extended memory support for whatever reason) and utilize the 7 gig swap file I created to compensate, then when SQL crashes there's usually a 50/50 that we need to do a full reboot as opposed to simply restarting SQL. This is going away after we move tot he new location because we will have a new server machine or even be entirely virtualized by then.

shiney · 04-29-2011, 12:41 PM

The future is NOW.

Thadius · 04-29-2011, 12:42 PM

Then where are my flying cars?

Krylo · 04-29-2011, 12:44 PM

We decided to make iPhones instead.

shiney · 04-29-2011, 01:42 PM

iPhones are LIKE flying cars. Either the price is high enough to be flying, or the network crashes.

Seil · 04-29-2011, 01:47 PM

It's just a matter of time. All you need are wings.

04-29-2011, 07:51 AM	#11
Ryanderman Beard of Leadership Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 827	No, seriously, I'm sad I missed it. Let's do the Time Warp again. __________________ ~Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to stop, it turns. You tell it to turn, it stops. You tell it to take out the trash, it watches reruns of Firefly.~

04-29-2011, 07:55 AM	#12
shiney Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The land of fartz and buttz Posts: 8,266	Thank you Ryan. everyone, +rep for Ryan. It's because the BIOS clock is misconfigured, which is not something I have any access to whatsoever. The battery may be dead per PX. I'm not 100% certain in all honesty because I have never laid hands on the physical server. Because we're on a frankenstein server that refuses to acknowledge the 4 gig of physical RAM, choosing instead to recognize 800 megs (because it won't use the image with extended memory support for whatever reason) and utilize the 7 gig swap file I created to compensate, then when SQL crashes there's usually a 50/50 that we need to do a full reboot as opposed to simply restarting SQL. This is going away after we move tot he new location because we will have a new server machine or even be entirely virtualized by then. __________________ boop

04-29-2011, 12:41 PM	#13
shiney Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The land of fartz and buttz Posts: 8,266	The future is NOW. __________________ boop

04-29-2011, 12:42 PM	#14
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	Then where are my flying cars? __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

04-29-2011, 12:44 PM	#15
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	We decided to make iPhones instead. __________________ I am very tired.

04-29-2011, 01:42 PM	#16
shiney Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The land of fartz and buttz Posts: 8,266	iPhones are LIKE flying cars. Either the price is high enough to be flying, or the network crashes. __________________ boop

04-29-2011, 01:47 PM	#17
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	It's just a matter of time. All you need are wings.