The anti-war, government nig- UH

[ZARAK]

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

I sincerely hope Santorum wins the nomination I want to see how long this sentence can get by the end of the campaign.

...And if he wins more than the nomination?

[POS Industries]

Originally Posted by ZARAK

...And if he wins more than the nomination?

Then you and I can take a ride on my flying pig and go ice skating in hell.

[CABAL49]

Originally Posted by kyrtuck

But N***er originates form the Spanish word for black, does it not?

More of the latin word for black, but whatevs.


But if my some chance Santorum wins the nomination, I will eat my own hat. And I love my hat.

If he goes further, I'm fleeing the country.

[Fifthfiend]

I figure by November I'll be too busy trying to flee the lynch mobs* and riots the crazy fuck is going to set off to give a shit who actually gets more points in the beauty pageant.

*like I'm going ahead and guessing at that point hashbrown'll be dark enough even without the vaguely-foreign-sounding last name.

[Japan]

You know he did it on purpose. I mean come on, lets get real. The only fuck-awful people who would vote for something like that probably drop n-bombs more often than a Thanksgiving dinner at Rockafella records.

(Also they are white.)

[Token]

Originally Posted by kyrtuck

But N***er originates form the Spanish word for black, does it not?

You are a dumbass.

[ZARAK]

[Magus]

The Onion is apparently prescient when it comes to their satire:

Originally Posted by The Onion

Rick Santorum Relieved No One Has Asked Him About Interracial Marriage Yet

LAFAYETTE, LA—Saying his campaign has "really dodged a bullet so far," Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum told reporters today that, much to his relief, no one has asked his opinion on interracial marriage. "No question about it, what I'd have to say about the topic would absolutely terrify anyone with a conscience," said Santorum, adding that his longstanding and carefully thought-through views on whether two individuals of different races should be allowed to marry would put him so far out of the mainstream that it’d be "hilarious how insane [he]’d sound." "The truth is, if anyone decided to ask me flat out if I approve of marriages between black men and white women, for example, the flood gates would open and the bile I would spew would sink this campaign in 10 seconds tops." As of press time, reports of Santorum's mere reference to his incendiary views had caused his favorability ratings in Alabama and Mississippi to skyrocket.