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[Magus]

Whoopi Goldberg is now in this movie.

I think the AV Club perfectly captured my feelings upon hearing that:

Whoopi Goldberg cast in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and it's the weekend so whatever, bye

She's playing a person who for fuck's sake let's just go home already

Comedian and View sass-pot Whoopi Goldberg has joined the eclectic cast of the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and also it’s 5 p.m. on a goddamn Friday. According to a report from Comic Book Movie, Goldberg will play “Bernadette Thompson,” a gender-flipped revision on the “Burne Thompson” character who bossed around April O'Neil in the Ninja Turtles cartoon series. According to us, it’s the motherfucking weekend.

Anyway, here’s a picture of Goldberg leaving the Ninja Turtles set in a weirdly gigantic jumpsuit, and her hair is all crazy, and whatever, we'll see you on Monday.

[MSperoni]

Originally Posted by Magus

American comic book artists get several [death threats] a day so they don't even care.

I average about four a day, but I'm working on getting more. 20-30 per day would be great. I'm not greedy. I think Brian gets about 70 a day ever since 8-bit ended.

[Magus]

Originally Posted by MSperoni

I average about four a day, but I'm working on getting more. 20-30 per day would be great. I'm not greedy. I think Brian gets about 70 a day ever since 8-bit ended.

Honestly, Brian's work was of such a high caliber, he easily deserves a hundred death threats a day, minimum.

Only four?! The artwork alone should net you ten or fifteen a day, easily. Oh, well, keep up the good work, eventually you can make it to 30 a day like the big cartoonists.

[Magus]

So Shredder is now a white guy (William Fichtner). I suppose that both simultaneously confirms that the character is actually Colonel Schrader and also puts the final nail in the coffin that is Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles.