Bad Christmas Gifts for an evil being...

TheSpiritOfVengance · 11-29-2004, 10:26 PM

Well I am back. And I have a person that deserves a terrible christmas present anyone have any ideas? I really haven't thought of a good one that just really says "I hate you now leave us alone."

Mr. Viewtiful · 11-29-2004, 10:49 PM

Welcome back, Spirit!

Well, you can do the box within a box within a box trick with a rigged stinkbomb in the very center. Not giving any gift at all is also very insulting...

Gilgamesh in a Hat · 11-29-2004, 10:49 PM

A subscription to Game Pro, that magazine company is full of vultures.

And best of all this horrible gift lasts for a month.

TheSpiritOfVengance · 11-29-2004, 10:56 PM

Hey Mr. V! That sounds almost good enough maybe if the stink bomb smells bad enough. Lets just say this person deserves the third degree. Gamepro... Hmmm Maybe...

BlackMageGirl! · 11-29-2004, 11:23 PM

Check out Dave Barry's Gift Guide to end all Gift guides. You can find something pretty insulting in there I believe. :P

And hello Spirit of Vengence. I'm sort of a newbie, haven't been on the forums for that long. It's nice to meet another forumer.

TheSpiritOfVengance · 11-29-2004, 11:36 PM

Dave Barry book gots some stuff in it. I think I may check it out. Its hard to think of something pure evil for a gift for this thing.

batgirl · 11-29-2004, 11:44 PM

Welcome back Spirit we missed you!!

Bad gifts:

1-mismatched socks
2- rocks
3-dead animal of some kind, preferrably a goat.

BlackMageGirl! · 11-29-2004, 11:50 PM

Well, here is an idea I remember from his book. How about a full set of cow intestines? They sell those at cow farms if I remember correctly....and if that's not evil enough I don't know what is.

Cloud Strife · 11-29-2004, 11:51 PM

Actually saw this put in use once, too:

A random pile of dog crap, in a box.

And welcome back, Spirit! I'm also a bit of a newb here, today makes only three months.

TheSpiritOfVengance · 11-29-2004, 11:56 PM

Wow thanks for the welcome backs. Most of you don't realize how evil this person is. This person is the true incarnation of evil. I'm talking makes Satan look like a sissy evil. These ideas are good but I might have to some of them in tandem.

11-29-2004, 10:26 PM	#1
TheSpiritOfVengance The Glorious Number One Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wandering the Earth once More... Posts: 1,250	Bad Christmas Gifts for an evil being... Well I am back. And I have a person that deserves a terrible christmas present anyone have any ideas? I really haven't thought of a good one that just really says "I hate you now leave us alone." __________________ "Revenge is a dish best sereved cold. And it is very cold in outer space" --Kahn

11-29-2004, 10:49 PM	#2
Mr. Viewtiful No charge for awesomeness... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: ...or attractiveness. Posts: 1,796	Welcome back, Spirit! Well, you can do the box within a box within a box trick with a rigged stinkbomb in the very center. Not giving any gift at all is also very insulting... __________________ Garfield minus Garfield is hilarious.

11-29-2004, 10:49 PM	#3
Gilgamesh in a Hat The One That Says Bad MotherF$#%er Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: right behiND THIS DOOR! A-HAh! Posts: 172	Your evilness intriges me A subscription to Game Pro, that magazine company is full of vultures. And best of all this horrible gift lasts for a month. __________________ "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

11-29-2004, 10:56 PM	#4
TheSpiritOfVengance The Glorious Number One Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wandering the Earth once More... Posts: 1,250	Hey Mr. V! That sounds almost good enough maybe if the stink bomb smells bad enough. Lets just say this person deserves the third degree. Gamepro... Hmmm Maybe... __________________ "Revenge is a dish best sereved cold. And it is very cold in outer space" --Kahn

11-29-2004, 11:23 PM	#5
BlackMageGirl! Oh hi! :D Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Currently in reality! Posts: 2,688	Check out Dave Barry's Gift Guide to end all Gift guides. You can find something pretty insulting in there I believe. :P And hello Spirit of Vengence. I'm sort of a newbie, haven't been on the forums for that long. It's nice to meet another forumer. Last edited by BlackMageGirl!; 11-29-2004 at 11:26 PM.

11-29-2004, 11:36 PM	#6
TheSpiritOfVengance The Glorious Number One Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wandering the Earth once More... Posts: 1,250	Dave Barry book gots some stuff in it. I think I may check it out. Its hard to think of something pure evil for a gift for this thing. __________________ "Revenge is a dish best sereved cold. And it is very cold in outer space" --Kahn

11-29-2004, 11:44 PM	#7
batgirl Aim for the top! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Infield Posts: 2,583	Welcome back Spirit we missed you!! Bad gifts: 1-mismatched socks 2- rocks 3-dead animal of some kind, preferrably a goat.

11-29-2004, 11:50 PM	#8
BlackMageGirl! Oh hi! :D Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Currently in reality! Posts: 2,688	Well, here is an idea I remember from his book. How about a full set of cow intestines? They sell those at cow farms if I remember correctly....and if that's not evil enough I don't know what is.

11-29-2004, 11:51 PM	#9
Cloud Strife Stranger in a strange land. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Walla Walla, WA. Posts: 2,846	Actually saw this put in use once, too: A random pile of dog crap, in a box. And welcome back, Spirit! I'm also a bit of a newb here, today makes only three months. __________________ You know, I'd put up something witty and clever right now, but eh. I'm lazy.

11-29-2004, 11:56 PM	#10
TheSpiritOfVengance The Glorious Number One Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wandering the Earth once More... Posts: 1,250	Wow thanks for the welcome backs. Most of you don't realize how evil this person is. This person is the true incarnation of evil. I'm talking makes Satan look like a sissy evil. These ideas are good but I might have to some of them in tandem. __________________ "Revenge is a dish best sereved cold. And it is very cold in outer space" --Kahn