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Unread 12-07-2004, 11:18 PM   #21
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Though no-one within the chatroom yet realised it, a dark and terrible force was massing. Sanity was about to be besieged by an unrelenting bombardment of madness, bad spelling and 'leet' speak. For the n00bs have come.

31337 n00b: OMG!!!!111 Teh Calvinball is here. We is pwn j00!!!!111

somen00b: rolfmao itz teh bomb

n00b: kekekeke Youz teh lamzors!!!!111

There are hundreds, thousands, millions of them, each more n00b than the last. What terrible event could have brought them here?
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Unread 12-07-2004, 11:49 PM   #22
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It was I!

*Bob the Mercenary has entered the chat*

Bob the Mercenary: j00 r t3h suck!!!!1!11!!!

Bob the Mercenary: Seize the calvinball!
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Unread 12-07-2004, 11:54 PM   #23
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DruidoftheDead: I will take teh calvinball
DruidoftheDead: *the
DruidoftheDead: *runs around frantically trying to find the calvinball*
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Unread 12-08-2004, 06:39 AM   #24
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OOC: i have a 1337 conversion table on my laptop, which i should be getting back from repairs on thursday

Newb: *looks*

PM to Jadarendir: uh oh, the one thousand three hundred thirty seven warriors are converging. while no one else can see me doing it, i am now passing it to you. please deposit it somewhere safe

Newb: 0 /\/\ 6 |_| |2 7 3 )-( 5 |_| >< >< 0 |2 2!!!!11!!!11111!!!1

PM to Jadarendir: that should keep them distracted for a while, i just said that they suck. go! while they are distracted!

Newb: /-\ /\/ |) \i/ 0 /\/\ 0 /\/\ /\/\ /-\ 5|_| >< 2!
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Unread 12-08-2004, 09:31 AM   #25
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Though no-one within the chatroom yet realised it, a dark and terrible force was massing. Sanity was about to be besieged by an unrelenting bombardment of madness, bad spelling and 'leet' speak. For the n00bs have come.

31337 n00b: OMG!!!!111 Teh Calvinball is here. We is pwn j00!!!!111

somen00b: rolfmao itz teh bomb

n00b: kekekeke Youz teh lamzors!!!!111

There are hundreds, thousands, millions of them, each more n00b than the last. What terrible event could have brought them here?
Dragonsbane: *casts Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion, targeting all of the n00bs, then sits back and watches them writhe*
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Unread 12-08-2004, 09:31 AM   #26
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OOC: It looks like DB's been possessed by the spirit of Dante!

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**Thaumaturge has entered the room**

Thaumaturge: *looks around*

Thaumaturge: What in all existence?!

Thaumaturge: Now this is really weird...

Thaumaturge: *casts shielding and invisibility spells for protection*

Thaumaturge: Now, how to find the Calvinball... *pulls out a scrying crystal, and starts scrying on each of the other Calvinballers in turn.* Hmm... Jada's looking a little suspicious, but on the other hand it seems that either Arhra or Bob were responsible for the 1337 army... *sets up a scry on each of them, and settles down to watch until one of them does something with the Calvinball.*
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Unread 12-08-2004, 09:54 AM   #27
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PM to Newb from Jadarendir: I just put it in my pants. No one will dare look for it there.

Jadarendir: Well, there's only one way to take care of n00bs.... HALO!!

LOADING SERVER

LOADING MAP BLOOD GULCH

Welcome [SOR]Jada.
Welcome New001
Welcome New001
Welcome New001
Welcome New001
Welcome New001
Welcome New001
Welcome New001
Welcome New001
Welcome New001
Welcome New001
Welcome New001
Welcome New001

SLAYER!

[SOR]Jada: Your ass is pwned.

New001 was killed by [SOR]Jada.
New001 was killed by [SOR]Jada.
New001 was killed by [SOR]Jada.

New001: omgwtf?!?!?!!??!?!!??!?!?!loooooooool
New001: lol shutup i am teh r0x00rz
[SOR]Jada: Your intellect is lacking and your personal hygeine
[SOR]Jada: is poor.

New001 was killed by [SOR]Jada.
New001: lolshutup
New001: HEY NO SH00TIN WHILE I TYPE LOOOOL!!!!!!111!!
[SOR]Jada: Get on IRC if you wanna talk.
[SOR]Jada: Chatty bitch.
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Unread 12-08-2004, 09:54 AM   #28
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Bob the Mercenary: No! My n00blings!

Bob the Mercenary: I didn't think I'd ever have to resort to this...

*Bob the Mercenary rolls a 6-sided die and gets a 4*

Bob the Mercenary: Roll, if you dare.
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Unread 12-08-2004, 10:11 AM   #29
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Thaumaturge: *to Jada* You keep taking out the n00bs, I'll hold Bob back for as long as I can...

Thaumaturge: *to Bob* Very well. Dice it is.

**Thaumaturge rolls a 6-sided die...

Thaumaturge: *moves his hand slightly, watching the virtual die*

...and gets a 5**

Thaumaturge: Your turn.
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Unread 12-08-2004, 10:27 AM   #30
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Toastburner: Peachy...Thaum is appearently siding with DB, Newb, and Jada.

Toastburner: What? It's fairly obvious. When you guys "PM" you go over into the corner and whisper. It's kind of hard not to notice that.

Toastburner B: ::turns to Bob and Druid of the Dead:: The three of us will need to team up if we want to win this one. The first move I would suggest is to get us out of this chat-room thing...because it's kind of starting to bug me.
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