Calvinball XXVI: OMG!WTF?CHAT! - Page 7

Dragonsbane · 12-09-2004, 10:49 AM

Dragonsbane throws the box of donuts at Arhra, and watches him get swarmed by policemen.

Bailey · 12-09-2004, 10:53 AM

Newb: *turns on the coffee machine and pours all the coffee down arhra's pants*

Newb: *gives arhra and the police a privacy curtain for their "activities"*

Jadarendir · 12-09-2004, 10:53 AM

Jada dons a funny jester hat and starts running in circles screaming "STOP TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS! I KNOW I'VE GOT A HUGE BULGE BUT I'M REALLY TERRIBLE IN BED! ESPECIALLY WITH MEN!"

Then Jada stops running, wondering if he really IS terrible in bed. Then he stops worrying about it and just keeps running around.

Toastburner B · 12-09-2004, 12:20 PM

*Toastburner, not know how to respond to this situation, decides to remain at a healthy distance and say nothing...and scrub the char marks out of his armor while he has the chance.*

Dragonsbane · 12-09-2004, 12:57 PM

Dragonsbane sits down on a couch, summoning a pair of succubi to massage his shoulders, and pulls out a book on Drow culture.

"'Children with debilitating deformities are slain at birth, while an ultra-competitive environment insures that only the very fittest survive to breed'? Lolth sounds like she believes in evolution..."

Bailey · 12-09-2004, 02:18 PM

Newb: so, we are in a chatroom, and everything worth doing seems to be done.

Newb: so...

Server: Newb has rolled one six sided die: 4

Newb: *glomps DB*

Bob The Mercenary · 12-09-2004, 03:33 PM

A voice echoed.

Bob the Mercenary: It's not over yet!

The /\/00131/\/470r stood back up and transformed into its third (and this time final for real) form...
The Gigabeast!

Toastburner B · 12-09-2004, 03:50 PM

Toastburner B: *Looks at Bob* Man, I don't care what you turn into, but I am touching the calvinball until it comes out of Jada's pants.

Toastburner B: *Appears to be in deep thought*

Toastburner B: Make that I won't touch the ball until it it comes out of the pants and is soaked in disinfectant(sp).

Jadarendir · 12-09-2004, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toastburner B

Toastburner B: *Looks at Bob* Man, I don't care what you turn into, but I am touching the calvinball until it comes out of Jada's pants.

Jadarendir: You will touch NOTHING, you Godless heathen!

Bob The Mercenary · 12-09-2004, 04:23 PM

Bob the Mercenary: We'll see about that. Gigabeast, remove this one's pants!

The Gigabeast stormed off towards Jada, inaudibly grumbling l33t as he went.

12-09-2004, 10:53 AM	#63
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	Jada dons a funny jester hat and starts running in circles screaming "STOP TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS! I KNOW I'VE GOT A HUGE BULGE BUT I'M REALLY TERRIBLE IN BED! ESPECIALLY WITH MEN!" Then Jada stops running, wondering if he really IS terrible in bed. Then he stops worrying about it and just keeps running around. __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.

12-09-2004, 12:20 PM	#64
Toastburner B Toasty has left the building Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hiding...because I don't want to die. Posts: 3,936	Toastburner, not know how to respond to this situation, decides to remain at a healthy distance and say nothing...and scrub the char marks out of his armor while he has the chance. __________________ I came, I saw, I got team-killed. A lot.

12-09-2004, 03:33 PM	#67
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	A voice echoed. Bob the Mercenary: It's not over yet! The /\/00131/\/470r stood back up and transformed into its third (and this time final for real) form... The Gigabeast! __________________ Bob Dole

12-09-2004, 03:50 PM	#68
Toastburner B Toasty has left the building Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hiding...because I don't want to die. Posts: 3,936	Toastburner B: Looks at Bob Man, I don't care what you turn into, but I am touching the calvinball until it comes out of Jada's pants. Toastburner B: Appears to be in deep thought Toastburner B: Make that I won't touch the ball until it it comes out of the pants and is soaked in disinfectant(sp). __________________ I came, I saw, I got team-killed. A lot.

12-09-2004, 04:23 PM	#70
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Bob the Mercenary: We'll see about that. Gigabeast, remove this one's pants! The Gigabeast stormed off towards Jada, inaudibly grumbling l33t as he went. __________________ Bob Dole