Calvinball XXVI: OMG!WTF?CHAT! - Page 8

Bailey · 12-09-2004, 04:34 PM

OOC: sorry if this is bad, just wanted to stop them in case jada couldn't post for a while

Newb: are you insane?

Newb: don't you know that jada is the king of no pants?

Newb: if his pants are ever removed, he will transform into a terrible and destructive creature with no morals, and he will repeatedly dance in peoples faces, thus casting evil and horrible spells on them.

Newb: and the worst part is, he will do it to everyone!

Jadarendir · 12-09-2004, 10:05 PM

Jadarendir: The Newb speaks truly! Remove my pants, and prepare to have a massive--yet surprisingly gentle--M.A.S.S. thrusted in your face and waved around! And you'll probably get slapped by my wang too!

Jadarendir: So unless you wish to risk that, step no further!

New001: LOOOOLOMGWTF R U GAY?!?!!!?!1?!/1?!!

Jadarendir: Bend over and let's find out.

Arhra · 12-09-2004, 10:24 PM

OOC: Has anyone considered the impossibility of fitting a volleyball in your pants? Are they some sort of super transdimensional pants then? Pants of holding perhaps?

Arhra, having bribed the policeman swarm with the pack of donuts and beginning to form them up into a battle formation, considers this. "Hmm, so essentially what you're saying is, he'll begin spreading Chaos..." Arhra casts a fire spell and suddenly Jada's running around like his pants are on fire (because they are). Its a magical fire so it'll only burn the pants and won't go out. It especially won't burn the underpants (or boxer shorts as it may be). All those weirdos out there hoping for some full-frontal nudity aren't going to get it. Arhra disappears into his retinue of bribed police and then, out of everyone's sight, fades from existence.

OOC: I'll be going away on holidays so I'm pulling my character out with a final little action to spread havoc.

Jadarendir · 12-10-2004, 09:52 AM

OOC: Seeya Arhra.

IC:

Jadarendir: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMYPANTSAREONFIREMYPANTSA REONFIREMYPANTSAREONFIREMYPANTSAREONFIREMYPANTSARE ONFIREMYPANTSAREONFIRE!!!!!

Jadarendir: *jumps out of pants, revealing his Joe Boxers with little sharks on them.*

Jadarendir: What?

Jadarendir: Sharks are kewl.

OOC: For the record, the CB is still in my underpants. And they're not transdimensional. They're just super duper stretchy!

Toastburner B · 12-10-2004, 11:04 AM

Toastburner B: *sees that the calvinball is still in Jada's underwear.*

Toastburner B: How 'bout we just say Jada wins this one...cause I, for one, am not going in there.

Dragonsbane · 12-10-2004, 12:15 PM

OOC: MY pants can hold an immense amount of mass! *said with a great deal of pride...and even more innuendo*

IC: "Yes! Go Team Ver-err...does our team even have a name?" Dragonsbane looked over at Newb and Jada.

Jadarendir · 12-10-2004, 12:32 PM

Jadarendir: I dunno. But do you think it's fair that I'm keeping the ball in the Nether regions?

Jadarendir: I think we should give the other guys a chance.

Toastburner B · 12-10-2004, 01:59 PM

Toastburner B: Well, you have to admit it does set forth a new and distrubing tactic. I mean, from now on, all you will have to do is shove the ball down your pants, and you have instant victory.

Toastburner B: I had another joke, but I'm not going there.

Jadarendir · 12-10-2004, 10:08 PM

Jadarendir: I shall wait for confirmation from a teammate.

Bailey · 12-11-2004, 07:12 AM

Newb: so, do we just win now, or is some poor misguided soul going to risk a mass nudity spell?

12-09-2004, 10:05 PM	#72
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	Jadarendir: The Newb speaks truly! Remove my pants, and prepare to have a massive--yet surprisingly gentle--M.A.S.S. thrusted in your face and waved around! And you'll probably get slapped by my wang too! Jadarendir: So unless you wish to risk that, step no further! New001: LOOOOLOMGWTF R U GAY?!?!!!?!1?!/1?!! Jadarendir: Bend over and let's find out. __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.

12-09-2004, 10:24 PM	#73
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	OOC: Has anyone considered the impossibility of fitting a volleyball in your pants? Are they some sort of super transdimensional pants then? Pants of holding perhaps? Arhra, having bribed the policeman swarm with the pack of donuts and beginning to form them up into a battle formation, considers this. "Hmm, so essentially what you're saying is, he'll begin spreading Chaos..." Arhra casts a fire spell and suddenly Jada's running around like his pants are on fire (because they are). Its a magical fire so it'll only burn the pants and won't go out. It especially won't burn the underpants (or boxer shorts as it may be). All those weirdos out there hoping for some full-frontal nudity aren't going to get it. Arhra disappears into his retinue of bribed police and then, out of everyone's sight, fades from existence. OOC: I'll be going away on holidays so I'm pulling my character out with a final little action to spread havoc. __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

12-10-2004, 09:52 AM	#74
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	OOC: Seeya Arhra. IC: Jadarendir: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMYPANTSAREONFIREMYPANTSA REONFIREMYPANTSAREONFIREMYPANTSAREONFIREMYPANTSARE ONFIREMYPANTSAREONFIRE!!!!! Jadarendir: jumps out of pants, revealing his Joe Boxers with little sharks on them. Jadarendir: What? Jadarendir: Sharks are kewl. OOC: For the record, the CB is still in my underpants. And they're not transdimensional. They're just super duper stretchy! __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.

12-10-2004, 11:04 AM	#75
Toastburner B Toasty has left the building Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hiding...because I don't want to die. Posts: 3,936	Toastburner B: sees that the calvinball is still in Jada's underwear. Toastburner B: How 'bout we just say Jada wins this one...cause I, for one, am not going in there. __________________ I came, I saw, I got team-killed. A lot.

12-10-2004, 12:32 PM	#77
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	Jadarendir: I dunno. But do you think it's fair that I'm keeping the ball in the Nether regions? Jadarendir: I think we should give the other guys a chance. __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.

12-10-2004, 01:59 PM	#78
Toastburner B Toasty has left the building Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hiding...because I don't want to die. Posts: 3,936	Toastburner B: Well, you have to admit it does set forth a new and distrubing tactic. I mean, from now on, all you will have to do is shove the ball down your pants, and you have instant victory. Toastburner B: I had another joke, but I'm not going there. __________________ I came, I saw, I got team-killed. A lot.

12-10-2004, 10:08 PM	#79
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	Jadarendir: I shall wait for confirmation from a teammate. __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.