Best insults that make no sense. - Page 6

chryos_the_forsaken · 12-18-2004, 09:28 PM

"Shaddap I'm better than you, youre a dirty communist!" or always "I kill you fool!" or even "You go ta hell an you DIE!"

Gorefiend · 12-18-2004, 10:12 PM

Here in Ecuador, sopa (literally "soup" in spanish) has become an insult. It's supposed to mean "gay" (as in, homosexual, not in the "that is so gay" sense) but I have no idea why. Like, people will say "You're a sopa."

And, Newb, give me the long version. I must learn this secret.

Gilgamesh in a Hat · 12-18-2004, 11:02 PM

*uhhhh (inhales deeply)

" Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of eldaberres! You sons of a window dresser. i wave my privates at your aunties, you brightly colored mealy tepled cranberry smelling electric donkey bottom biters. You tiny brained wipers of other peoples bottoms"

i nailed one of my friends with about half of this during an argument. If i were him i would have cried.

Jadarendir · 12-19-2004, 02:13 PM

I personally prefer things such as "Shut up ugly", "Your face is stupid", and "Because you touch yourself at night." If I'm in a particularly "retro" mood, then I'll go with the classic "Your mom."

"Who the hell left my binder out where ANYONE could get it?!"

"Your mom."

"...That doesn't even make sense."

"Your MOM doesn't even make sense!"

"What the FUG are you talking about?!"

"Your mom, bitch!"

"SHUT UP!"

"Your face is stupid, so YOU shut up! Ugly!"

VA_Ninja · 12-19-2004, 03:44 PM

I don't insult people much (it's not "me" and I always screw it up.), though on occasion I'll refer to any of my friends as eel-humans. Instead of insults I usually prefer to give unique, evil villian-styled threats:
"If you don't shut your blubbery, jolly fat face I'll sink my teeth into your jugular and bath in a fountain of your blood!"

Dj_StarChild · 12-19-2004, 07:03 PM

I've got a few that I made up on the spot...

fruitbasket
used dick-hat
useless boob (as in a girl who has boobs, but will not allow me to 'use them')
oily men!
my butt!
Go lick a lampost when it's cold, so I can kick you while you're stuck to it,ass.
ass-jackhammer
ass-shoveler
your face is made of ugly
I hate you and your pants.
you're ugly.
I want to have sex with your 8 year old sister.
My hands will make hurting on your skin.
If that's a face, this is a fist to throw it at.
You can't come to my birthday part.
You suck like a shemale prostitute with no lady parts.

the list goes on, and i'm so wrooooong

I can get pretty sharp tongued when I'm playing off of other people, but those are REAL insults, not silly ones like the above.

Edwardo Magnifico · 12-20-2004, 11:39 AM

I made up a word which I use to insult people.
Nigit.
I don't even know what it means. I use it all the time, like:
"Ah nigit, I was gonna eat that!"
Or,
"Man, that was nigit!"
As far as I can tell though, it just comes up when I want it too.

Moose · 12-21-2004, 01:08 AM

Ah yes. I have an insult that my brother, whom is older than me, uses.
Our argument goes like this:
Me-"Your mom!"
Brother-"No, my mom."

12-18-2004, 09:28 PM	#51
chryos_the_forsaken <Insert sarcasm/wit> Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Under your couch. Posts: 247	"Shaddap I'm better than you, youre a dirty communist!" or always "I kill you fool!" or even "You go ta hell an you DIE!" __________________ http://img56.exs.cx/img56/4066/Chryossig.jpg

12-18-2004, 10:12 PM	#52
Gorefiend That Guy Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: The city that doesn't sleep Posts: 1,039	Here in Ecuador, sopa (literally "soup" in spanish) has become an insult. It's supposed to mean "gay" (as in, homosexual, not in the "that is so gay" sense) but I have no idea why. Like, people will say "You're a sopa." And, Newb, give me the long version. I must learn this secret. __________________ The world of truth has no certainty. The world of fact has no hope. "Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water... they were passed to get votes. Seasonal anti-smut campaigns are not conducted to rid our communities of moral rot... they are conducted to give an aura of saintliness to the office-seekers who demand them." - Frank Zappa, prelude to Joe's Garage Ever wonder THE TRUTH ABOUT BLACK HELICOPTERS?

12-18-2004, 11:02 PM	#53
Gilgamesh in a Hat The One That Says Bad MotherF$#%er Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: right behiND THIS DOOR! A-HAh! Posts: 172	hail to the python *uhhhh (inhales deeply) " Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of eldaberres! You sons of a window dresser. i wave my privates at your aunties, you brightly colored mealy tepled cranberry smelling electric donkey bottom biters. You tiny brained wipers of other peoples bottoms" i nailed one of my friends with about half of this during an argument. If i were him i would have cried. __________________ "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

12-19-2004, 02:13 PM	#54
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	I personally prefer things such as "Shut up ugly", "Your face is stupid", and "Because you touch yourself at night." If I'm in a particularly "retro" mood, then I'll go with the classic "Your mom." "Who the hell left my binder out where ANYONE could get it?!" "Your mom." "...That doesn't even make sense." "Your MOM doesn't even make sense!" "What the FUG are you talking about?!" "Your mom, bitch!" "SHUT UP!" "Your face is stupid, so YOU shut up! Ugly!" __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.

12-19-2004, 07:03 PM	#56
Dj_StarChild Monty Mole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 791	I've got a few that I made up on the spot... fruitbasket used dick-hat useless boob (as in a girl who has boobs, but will not allow me to 'use them') oily men! my butt! Go lick a lampost when it's cold, so I can kick you while you're stuck to it,ass. ass-jackhammer ass-shoveler your face is made of ugly I hate you and your pants. you're ugly. I want to have sex with your 8 year old sister. My hands will make hurting on your skin. If that's a face, this is a fist to throw it at. You can't come to my birthday part. You suck like a shemale prostitute with no lady parts. the list goes on, and i'm so wrooooong I can get pretty sharp tongued when I'm playing off of other people, but those are REAL insults, not silly ones like the above. __________________ Eat poo, guys. Last edited by Dj_StarChild; 12-19-2004 at 07:07 PM.

12-19-2004, 03:44 PM	#55
VA_Ninja :3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 395	I don't insult people much (it's not "me" and I always screw it up.), though on occasion I'll refer to any of my friends as eel-humans. Instead of insults I usually prefer to give unique, evil villian-styled threats: "If you don't shut your blubbery, jolly fat face I'll sink my teeth into your jugular and bath in a fountain of your blood!"

12-20-2004, 11:39 AM	#57
Edwardo Magnifico <= behold Jibar! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Not telling. Posts: 153	I made up a word which I use to insult people. Nigit. I don't even know what it means. I use it all the time, like: "Ah nigit, I was gonna eat that!" Or, "Man, that was nigit!" As far as I can tell though, it just comes up when I want it too. __________________ I am Edwardo Magnifico, worship me! "I'm not evil, it's just my brand of good is seen as evil in others eyes, yet it is infact good. When commit evil, that is being good, but when you're evil, your good."-Me 'How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?' Not enough to save it from my lightning!!! :rmage: What is powerful enough to...screw it, I blast them all with lightning!

12-21-2004, 01:08 AM	#58
Moose Master of Moosey Fate Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Where do YOU live? Posts: 43	Ah yes. I have an insult that my brother, whom is older than me, uses. Our argument goes like this: Me-"Your mom!" Brother-"No, my mom." __________________ If I had a sig, I would've put a good one here. But... as you can see, this is a crappy sig. It only gets worse as I type. You reading it does not help. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING MY SIG?!