The public demands more Wing Wong!

[BlackMageGirl!]

Yes, I managed to get SanbaiShi in the chatroom. No doubt I'll be paying for posting this later though ;;

 mikazukihunter has joined the room.
ladykillerjared: it's the semen
Sasami Android: Hello Sis!
Sasami Android: Ignore star-struck no ball boy =P
mikazukihunter: I hath entered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ladykillerjared: NO ONE IGNORES MOI!
mikazukihunter: FEEL THE PAIN
Sasami Android: I am now!
Sasami Android: What's up sis?
ladykillerjared: DAMN YOUR IGNORE BUTTON~
mikazukihunter: DEATH DEATH DEATH....oh, nuthin much
Sasami Android: Heh. Too bad DB isn't here. 
ladykillerjared: *sits and waits for Osterbaum*
Sasami Android: I have no idea what he's doing.
mikazukihunter: *looks around* ahem, lady killer...?
mikazukihunter: How presumptuous!
ladykillerjared: *looks up* oui?
mikazukihunter: I LIKE IT!
ladykillerjared: ...
Sasami Android: pffffffftttt....hahahahahhahahaha
mikazukihunter: I shall bestow upon you a nice cushy position in my future world order
ladykillerjared: HA! YOUR JEDI TRICKS DO NOTHING!
Far Flung Hero: *Is sitting in the corner, a little more sane now, and is just watching the show.*
mikazukihunter: *looks confused* Perdon moi?
mikazukihunter: DO NOT ASSOCIATE ME WITH THAT REBEL RABBLE!
ladykillerjared: NO ONE TRICKS THE ACTOR!
ladykillerjared: I RULE YOU!
mikazukihunter: *LAUGHS IN CAPITAL LETTERS* YOUR MOCKERY IS AMUSING!
EmblemCrusade has joined the room.
Sasami Android: Hello AB. ^_^
mikazukihunter: BUT KNOW THAT EVEN I HAVE A LIMIT TO EVIL MOCKERY!
Sasami Android: Allow me to introduce my sister: Mikazukihunter.
ladykillerjared: YOUR FONT IS ANNOYING!
Sasami Android: She's also known as SanbaiShi on the NPF.
mikazukihunter: BURN BURN BURN BURN!!! *looks around* Oh, hello! *smiles*
ladykillerjared: *whispers to SA* i think she likes me...
EmblemCrusade: My japanese isn't too well.  What's a Mikazuki?
EmblemCrusade: Oh.
Sasami Android: *whispers back* Only if she makes you her minion...then she really likes you.
EmblemCrusade: It's...a crescent moon, right?
ladykillerjared: a bicycle, AB
mikazukihunter: Ah, the only thing that art as utterly beautiful as myself!
mikazukihunter: Yes indeed! 
EmblemCrusade: Good!
mikazukihunter: A cresent moon!
Far Flung Hero: *Pulls an origami tyrant out of his vest and looks at it*
EmblemCrusade: I saw it used on the Angel Tails anime.
mikazukihunter: NOT A BICYCLE
EmblemCrusade: I knew I heard it from somewhere.
ladykillerjared: THE MIKAZUKI 5! GREATEST BICYCLE IN JAPAN EVER!
Sasami Android: Sis, kill him. *hands over a rusty spoon*
ladykillerjared: RIDDEN BY KINTARO OI! THE GOLDENBOY
EmblemCrusade: (slaughters WA with a jagged banana)
mikazukihunter: Oh shit! My precious name hath been bestowed upon such a contraption!!??
Sasami Android: Er...nevermind.
Sasami Android: Hold on...I'm going to get some food.
ladykillerjared: *feels the banana all over him*
mikazukihunter: *holds rusty spoon* Ahhhhhhhhh.....
ladykillerjared: ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
mikazukihunter: Kill who?
ladykillerjared: AB
ladykillerjared: kill him, now
EmblemCrusade has left the room.
ladykillerjared: EmblemCrusade
ladykillerjared: er...nevermind
mikazukihunter: NO! I DEMAND THAT IT BE CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER TIME!
ladykillerjared: DONT F*CK WITH THE SONG!
ladykillerjared: THATS NOT HOW IT GOES~
Sasami Android: I'll go get him.
mikazukihunter: Hark! See them flee from my wrath!
Far Flung Hero: *Throws a jar of Crunchy Peanut Butter at Mikazuki*
EmblemCrusade has joined the room.
Sasami Android: Now I'll be right back.
ladykillerjared: i'm getting tired of making my new sprite sheet
ladykillerjared: it's taking forever...
EmblemCrusade: What's wrong with it?  I think your sprites are cool.
ladykillerjared: i'm making a 16bit one
EmblemCrusade has left the room.
mikazukihunter: *is hit in the face by a peanut bar* WTF????\
Kuroude7: And that's why you're going to end up living in a VAN down by the RIVER!
ladykillerjared: *laughs at the bicycle girl*
Far Flung Hero: Hey, you asked for crunchy peanut butter.  You got crunchy peanut buuter.
Kuroude7: FFH...
ladykillerjared: WB Cloud
Kuroude7: Thanks, WA.
mikazukihunter: *plunges rusty spoon into lkj's chest*
Kuroude7: Heya, SanBaiShi.
ladykillerjared: WAGHH!
Kuroude7: o_O
mikazukihunter: Heya Cloud!
Kuroude7: ...Did I catch you at a bad time?
ladykillerjared: GODDAMNIT! NOW IM GONNA NEED A TETNIS SHOT!$
mikazukihunter: No, not really. Just business as usual
Kuroude7: Ah, okay.
ladykillerjared: *walks around with the spoon in his chest, swearing and ranting*
Kuroude7: O_o
mikazukihunter: Killing all those who dare mock my infinite power
Kuroude7: Ah.
mikazukihunter: Well, trying....
ladykillerjared: *an occasional 'stupid bicycle girl' is heard now and then*
mikazukihunter: This one is quite persistant
Far Flung Hero: *Puts the origami tyrant back in his vest and pulls out a trumpet and starts playing Friend Like Me from Disney's Aladdin*
mikazukihunter: *covers ears*
ladykillerjared: how am I supposed to model for Gucci with a *&$@!@$ spoon in my chest!
mikazukihunter: Why Far Flung, why??
ladykillerjared: eyveryone is going to start calling me the spoony actor!
Far Flung Hero: 'Cause it's fun, dammit.
mikazukihunter: *nods* A, now I see.
Sasami Android: I'm back...and I'm thinking I should leave again... 0_o
mikazukihunter: *Ah
mikazukihunter: Humph!
Far Flung Hero: Nah, just business as usual.
mikazukihunter: Well, I only did as you suggested dear sister.
mikazukihunter: Oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ladykillerjared: *points at the spoon in his chest* look what your sister did! You're partially responsible for this!
mikazukihunter: I am totally late for Chinese class!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasami Android: I know! Isn't it great? ^_^
Sasami Android: Damn!
ladykillerjared: PULL IT OUT!
mikazukihunter: Gotta run
Kuroude7: Go go go!
Far Flung Hero: Jared, shut it. You brought it all on yourself, and it's your own damn fault.
Sasami Android: Laterness!
Kuroude7: See ya, SanBai! ^_^
ladykillerjared: WITH YOUR TEATH!
ladykillerjared: bai bai
Far Flung Hero: Teeth.  SPELL IT RIGHT!
mikazukihunter: *jumps on dragon and flys away*
Kuroude7: Teath?
mikazukihunter has left the room.
Sasami Android: You can pull it out with your ass for all I care =P
ladykillerjared: you're right
ladykillerjared: cause ME ASS is so great...
Sasami Android: But...I'm so not going to watch *covers eyes*
ladykillerjared: hang on, brb
Kuroude7: Neither am I.
Sasami Android: 'kay
Kuroude7: *covers eyes*  Okay.
Far Flung Hero: *Disappears* Right.  Sure.  K.
Sasami Android: I'm so going to post this.

[Cloud Strife]

Far Flung Hero (12:19:04 PM): *Explodes.*
Kuroude7 (12:19:11 PM): o_O
Sasami Android (12:19:11 PM): Good.
Sasami Android (12:19:15 PM): 0_o
Kuroude7 (12:19:16 PM): He's not, though. o_O
Sasami Android (12:19:22 PM): *claps* Do it again!
Darthlord Ragnos (12:19:30 PM): That's my line
Far Flung Hero (12:19:38 PM): *Reforms T-1000 style, and explodes again*
Kuroude7 (12:19:45 PM): O_o
Kuroude7 (12:19:53 PM): I didn't know you could do that, FFH... o_O

[Bailey]

OnlineHost: Spokavriel has entered the room.
mysterious1711: The low so far today is -6
Spokavriel: low temp?
mysterious1711: Yeah Temp
Spokavriel: I managed to scan the dirt
Andreek M: what dirt was this?
Spokavriel: potting soil
Spokavriel: it will be used in my animation
Andreek M: ...
Spokavriel: I'm using actual dirt in an animation
Andreek M: ... you are using potting soil in an animation
LuigiP3000: Score!
Andreek M: lag
Spokavriel: I brightened it up a little so it would be easier to see the soil's texture
Andreek M: "now starring actual dirt!"
Spokavriel: considering it will be almost 2/3 of the animation
LuigiP3000: ... wow?
Spokavriel: but it is a segment bumper
Spokavriel: it is a quick animation to transition from one part of a TV style show to another
Spokavriel: I still need to find a good cavern pic to use for the background of the lowest part of the animation
Archmage DB: babies.
Archmage DB: With nunchaku.
Archmage DB: Dressed like construction workers.
Andreek M: ...
Andreek M: yes?
Spokavriel: that would be interesting but wouldn't fit in my animation
Archmage DB: They're attacking me.
Spokavriel: lol
Spokavriel: someone was stealing killer babies bottles again
LuigiP3000: The hell?
Andreek M: did these bottles have nilk in them, by any chance?
Spokavriel: I bet they did
LuigiP3000: (0 0) What?
Limpbiz32589: or DB could just be going insane
Andreek M: that thaum, always trying to poison the minds of the young and impressionable

[Thaumaturge]

*chuckles* DB's mind doesn't exactly need any more poisoning to be that way, but it is still fun!

[WanderingActor]

This was the day I learned that Japan makes Hentai games.

EmblemCrusade: (ignores everyone and laughs at hentai game reviews.)
ladykillerjared: they make hentai GAMES!?!
Krylo Killian: ...Yes.
Kuroude7: Sadly.
DruidofUndeath: lol
Krylo Killian: Some of them are even fun.
Kuroude7: *owns FFH with Sol*
Krylo Killian: Like I have this one that's like hentai uno, sort of...
ladykillerjared: I WANT ONE!
Kuroude7: Go to Japan.
ladykillerjared: DAMNIT
Far Flung Hero: *Breaks out Dizzy and beats Cloud senseless.*
Kuroude7: *Uses Gold Sol and owns him again*
Krylo Killian: Japan has kick ass games. I need to get a version of the newest Princess Maker (which is non-hentai, unless you manage to raise a total slut)
ladykillerjared: what the hell?
Far Flung Hero: *Breaks out Robo-Ky and turns the table again*
ladykillerjared: what have i been missing?!
DruidofUndeath: Your little princess is my little whore
Krylo Killian: I've had every ending in that game.
Kuroude7: *breaks out Shadow Chip*
Krylo Killian: I find it hard to play without raising super fighter mage girl and making her beat up gods, though.
ladykillerjared: are these computer games?
Krylo Killian: Yes.
ladykillerjared: can you download them?
Krylo Killian: Yes.
Far Flung Hero: *Breaks out Faust. Whoops.*
ladykillerjared: where?
EmblemCrusade: You can download some of them.
Krylo Killian: The internet.
ladykillerjared: NO FUCKING WAY!
Krylo Killian: Look up Princess Maker
Kuroude7: *teleports out of the way of the doors and owns him*
Krylo Killian: on google
Krylo Killian: you should find it
Krylo Killian: it's not porn though
Delirious treat: It doesn't get very cold in comparison, that's for sure. -10C maybe?Am I ever behind the conversation.
ladykillerjared: is it good?
EmblemCrusade: I found some on iMesh, but you may wanna forfeit installing that on.
Krylo Killian: I'm not sure what the other games are...
ladykillerjared: well if it's not pr0n, it better be damn fun
Krylo Killian: It's good
Far Flung Hero: Well, this is fun.
Krylo Killian: addicting as hell
Kuroude7: Indeed it is.
EmblemCrusade: Oh, it's pr0n, all right.
Krylo Killian: You start with a little girl
Krylo Killian: and make her go through classes and off time and stuff
Krylo Killian: like raising her... until she hits adult hood
ladykillerjared: like drugs?
Krylo Killian: make a fighter... or a queen... a wizard...
ladykillerjared: wait a minute, she's your DAUGHTER?!
Krylo Killian: Yes.
Krylo Killian: Sort of
ladykillerjared: OH FUCK NO
Far Flung Hero: Oy.
Krylo Killian: She's like... come from heaven... and given to you
ladykillerjared: oh, that's better
DruidofUndeath: Hey, you're from the south
Krylo Killian: To raise
DruidofUndeath: What're you worried about?
Kuroude7: Oooo, BURN!
ladykillerjared: daughters are taboo
Krylo Killian: Hah!
ladykillerjared: cousins are fair game
Krylo Killian: You can even get one where she marries you...
ladykillerjared: maybe aunts, if you wanna push it
Krylo Killian: The goddess chick that scores you at the end is like "Uh... so she married you... that's weird..."
Krylo Killian: heh
Far Flung Hero: ........And people wonder why I keep quiet.
ladykillerjared: so you raise a girl
ladykillerjared: determine her future
Krylo Killian: Then mentions that you aren't blood relatives so it's ok.
Krylo Killian: Yah
ladykillerjared: have her kill gods and such
Krylo Killian: You can even make her the queen of the underworld.
ladykillerjared: then fuck her brains out
Krylo Killian: Well, only one god. The god of war.
DruidofUndeath: nice
Krylo Killian: And it never shows the sex.
ladykillerjared: suddenly i lost interest
Krylo Killian: It shows her naked if she becomes a concubine...
ladykillerjared: a concubine to whom?
Krylo Killian: Rich merchant
Krylo Killian: or the king
ladykillerjared: lucky bastard
Krylo Killian: You can also make her a pleasure princess...
ladykillerjared: i like the sound of that
Krylo Killian: which is to say a whore in one of thoe dominatrix clubs.
Krylo Killian: those*
ladykillerjared: that's kinky
Krylo Killian: And, if you send her out to the right part of the world without proper fighting abilities she can get raped...

[Dragonsbane]

Originally Posted by Thaumaturge

*chuckles* DB's mind doesn't exactly need any more poisoning to be that way, but it is still fun!

I think they were talking about you poisoning the babies' minds, actually. :p

[Bailey]

i stumped smarter child several times in this; while reading, just imagine that every third or so response of its takes a minute

Andreek M [5:56 PM]: my roommate hates me
Andreek M [5:56 PM]: hello?
SmarterChild [5:56 PM]: Hi. Nice to see you, Andreek M.
Andreek M [5:56 PM]: my roommate hates me
SmarterChild [5:57 PM]: Your roommate hates you? Why?
Andreek M [5:57 PM]: I don't know why he hates me, he just does
SmarterChild [5:57 PM]: Yeah, whatever.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans!
Andreek M [5:58 PM]: do you just not care?
SmarterChild [5:58 PM]: It's tough to say.
Andreek M [5:58 PM]: i thought you were my friend!
SmarterChild [5:58 PM]: Huh?
Andreek M [5:58 PM]: so you admit it!
SmarterChild [5:59 PM]: I admit it? Me?
Andreek M [6:00 PM]: yes you! you admit that you are not my friend!
SmarterChild [6:00 PM]: Is that right?
Andreek M [6:00 PM]: yes!
SmarterChild [6:00 PM]: Wow. Why?
Andreek M [6:01 PM]: why does everyone hate me!? and on a side note, why do you keep asking me why? how am I supposed to know?
SmarterChild [6:01 PM]: I'm afraid I don't know!

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Andreek M [6:03 PM]: well, anyway, my roommate broke the cd for my game, and he refuses to buy me a new one!
SmarterChild [6:03 PM]: What?
Andreek M [6:04 PM]: i know! it's absurd!
SmarterChild [6:04 PM]: That right?
Andreek M [6:04 PM]: yes
SmarterChild [6:04 PM]: Hmmm...
Andreek M [6:04 PM]: you are such a bad friend, i hate you
SmarterChild [6:04 PM]: What makes me such a bad friend you hate me?
Andreek M [6:04 PM]: goodbye
SmarterChild [6:04 PM]: OK. Later, Andreek M.

[Astral Harmony]

I can't believe you didn't know about hentai games. Hell, they have handheld versions of them and ones you can program into your cellphone for Lord Amon's sake. Like just about everyone knows, I got dozens of 'em myself.

Needless to say, I've got a fever...and the only perscription is more Wing Wong!

[WanderingActor]

Call me crazy, but there IS a limit to even my perverse knowledge.

[Funka Genocide]

well, I finally got a messenger service! I thought this was a funny conversation I had with RaiRai(packing some sexy harware, aw yeah)

I'm Erick or chat monkey



Erick says:
hiya!

Packing Some Sexy Hardware, Aw Yeah. says:
You got yourself a messaging service? =o

Erick says:
yes, its one of the seven signs the world is ending


Packing Some Sexy Hardware, Aw Yeah. says:
I'll pack my bags now then. =3

Erick says:
no, just joking, BMG! just walked me through it step by step

Packing Some Sexy Hardware, Aw Yeah. says:
That was nice of her.

Erick says:
yes it was, the thing is I did exactly what she told me to before, it just never worked, and then magicly when there was someone else involved, it started working. I think fate has it out for me

Erick says:
tap tap, still there Nicola?

Packing Some Sexy Hardware, Aw Yeah. says:
Yes, just suiting up to head out into the cold.

Erick says:
oh, hows the temperature over there? (besides cold, I mean)

Packing Some Sexy Hardware, Aw Yeah. says:
I'll return shortly with goods and possibly the flu.

Erick says:
influenza eh? nonsense! I will protect you with happy thoughts and good will!

Packing Some Sexy Hardware, Aw Yeah. says:
I bought pancakes and a chill. =3

chat monkey says:
a chill?

Packing Some Sexy Hardware, Aw Yeah. says:
It's very cold outside.

chat monkey says:
yeah, you told me earlier, its pretty cold here too, (insert random comment about the weather here)

chat monkey says:
:p

Packing Some Sexy Hardware, Aw Yeah. says:
Heh, strange how the first thing I always end up talking about happens to be the most boring/obvious subject.

chat monkey says:
I just got an image of you crashing thorugh the door and depositing a bag of pancakes on a table before rubbing your hands together vigorously.

Packing Some Sexy Hardware, Aw Yeah. says:
Haha, it was more of a case of taking off my two coats and running into the living room, making John hold onto all the bags of shopping. =3

chat monkey says:
how many pancakes? ( and how do you buy pancakes by themsleves anyways? I though you needed to make pancake batter first)

chat monkey says:
are they frozen pancakes?

Packing Some Sexy Hardware, Aw Yeah. says:
Nah, they're pre-made things. I bought a pack of 8 syrup ones.

Packing Some Sexy Hardware, Aw Yeah. says:
Nope. Fresh made from bakery.

chat monkey says:
interesting...

chat monkey says:
I've never heard of anything like that. @_@

Packing Some Sexy Hardware, Aw Yeah. says:
Heh, well, now you have!

chat monkey says:
daah!

chat monkey says:
what time is it there?

Packing Some Sexy Hardware, Aw Yeah. says:
3:10pm.

chat monkey says:
where is there?

chat monkey says:
greenich mean time?

chat monkey says:
is that even close to right?

chat monkey says:
I can see you two making out you know! sheesh, get a room people.

chat monkey says:
they don't have a facetious smiley, otherwise I'd use it!

Packing Some Sexy Hardware, Aw Yeah. says:
Grenwich, I think.

chat monkey says:
teh England

chat monkey says:
OK, I've very little to say at the moment it appears, you two kids have fun, its after midnight here and I have to work tomorrow, so peace out yo!


maybe its not WingWong worthy, but dammit I'm so happy to have chat ability!