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[BlackMageGirl!]

A poking contest between me and Cloud:

BlackMageGirl! says:
*pokes him*

Cloud says:
Oi! *pokes back* =p

BlackMageGirl! says:
*pokes again* =P

Cloud says:
*pokes again*

BlackMageGirl! says:
*pokes a million times in one second, sort of like in DBZ where her powerlevel is like 2347239482893234 and she can move quickly even though he claims to have a much higher power and is going to rule the universe with nothing but his powerful hands which she must stop at all costs!*

Cloud says:
o_O *dies*

And this is just funny

Cat says:
Comics put me in good moods...

BlackMageGirl! says:
Kind of like stabbing?

Cat says:
Yesh!

BlackMageGirl! says:
Nice. You should meet my sister sometime...I think you two would get along quite nicely.

Cat says:
I think you've said that before.

BlackMageGirl! says:
I might've. I have a bad memory, so it's not my fault =P

Cat says:
It's your brains fault!

BlackMageGirl! says:
Stupid brain! You make me sound bad! *spanks her face against the wall*

Cat says:
LOL

Cat says:
*falls over laughing*

Cat says:
*passes out*

[Cloud Strife]

For those of you on AIM, you know BMG! (SA) and I get into poke wars a lot. Well, we really got into one this time. o_O Check it out.

Kuroude7: *stretches*
Sasami Android: *pokes*
Kuroude7: *is pokes while stretching* Oi!
Kuroude7: *pokes back*
Sasami Android: *pokes back* ^_^
Kuroude7: *pokes the copycat* ^_^
Sasami Android: *Pokes the doof-man*
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl* =p
Sasami Android: *pokes teh neko-prince*
Kuroude7: *pokes the Kitsune angel*
Sasami Android: *Pokes the...the...spikey haired guy*
Kuroude7: *pokes the Bishoujo that isn't in bishoujo mode right now*
Sasami Android: *pokes the cheater, because he broke the rules*
Kuroude7: *pokes the delusional girl who doesn't know what she's typing =P*
Sasami Android: *pokes the moron, because he's suffering from his own diagnosis*
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl that he refuses to insult*
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy that...well, won't insult her*
Kuroude7: *pokes the woman with the ideas* =P
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy who's last move was predicted by the girl beforehand*
Kuroude7: *pokes the Gatekeeper of Time*
Sasami Android: *pokes teh simple traveller*
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl that's living with the angels on cloud nine* =P
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy whom she hasn't castrated with a chair, yet*
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl who's been really nice to him so far and hopefully will never castrate him*
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy who worries too much*
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl who apparently thinks he worries too much*
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy who made a bad joke on MSN* -_-
Sasami Android: *recently*
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl who thinks anything that proves her wrong is irrelevant* 
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy, one of few that has finally grasped that she cannot be beaten*
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl who's a real good poet*
Sasami Android: *Pokes the flatterer*
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl he isn't flattering, because it's the truth*
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy that is trying to inflate her ego*
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl that doesn't believe the truth* =p
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy that sees things that are irrevelent* =P
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl who seems to be losing...* =P
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy that's funny, because what he said earlier can't be taken seriously* =P
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl who's thoughts are being read by the guy* O_O
Sasami Android: *pokes teh surprised guy*
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl that should think of something other than poking* =P
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy that should take his own advice* ^_^
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl that's running out of fresh material*
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy that makes false accusations*
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl that doesn't really know what she's talking about* =p
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy once more, because she feels like it*
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl that he knows is running out of ideas now...*
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy who doesn't know about her secret plans*
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl whose secret plans he really does know about*
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy who wishes he knew her secret plans*
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl that knows too much*
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy that knows too little*
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl that's being mean* -_-
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy that's angry with her* T.T
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl that takes the guy's comments too seriously*
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy that tricked her, and she wants revenge*
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl that wants revenge*
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy that she's going to inact revenge upon*
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl who won't get revenge, cuz she's nice* ^_^
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy who's...unfoturnately, right this time*
Sasami Android: *And she can't spell*
Kuroude7: *pokes the girl who just was proven wrong* ^_^
Sasami Android: *pokes the guy who's getting too cocky*
Krylo Killian: STOP THE MOTHER FUCKING POKING YOU PSYCHOTIC BASTARDS!  YOU'RE ALL MADMEN!  MAAAADMEEEEEN!
Sasami Android: *pokes Cloud, but is way distracted by the sudden outburst* 0_o
Kuroude7: *goes to poke the girl, then stops at the outburst*
Kuroude7: Yeek. o_O

[Terex4]

Sasami Android: Some guy ran past the computer lab...with no pants on -_-
PixiStik01: It has a huge nose, like a duck.
PixiStik01: But like.. a small body.
Archmage DB: LMAO
DruidofUndeath: lol
PixiStik01: And the body looks like a worm.
PixiStik01: And it eats fish..
Archmage DB: it's a Duckmon, Pix.
qXRaverBoiXp: that shit was funny
PixiStik01: And it has a HUGE head.
DruidofUndeath: Wait
PixiStik01: It's freaking weird.
Archmage DB: it's had too much E.
DruidofUndeath: I love the order this chat came in
rhana153: lol
DruidofUndeath: Sasami Android: Some guy ran past the computer lab...with no pants on -_-
DruidofUndeath: PixiStik01: It has a huge nose, like a duck.PixiStik01: But like.. a small body.
Kuroude7: XD
PixiStik01: lol.
DruidofUndeath: PixiStik01: And the body looks like a worm.
Archmage DB: LOL
Sasami Android: *is way laughing*
Maxis2K: yeah
PixiStik01: It's like.. wiggling around.

I think this more or less speaks for itself.......

[Thaumaturge]

A little conversation between Chicago and I...

clollieman (02:33:05): Wow, these pumpkins really sound good on a Thursday! @_@
clollieman (02:33:56): *mid-notch confusion*
ArsThaumaturgis (02:33:57): Pumpkins?
ArsThaumaturgis (02:34:06): Ah, right ^_^
clollieman (02:34:56): Were you raised on a cup of--OMIGOD LOOKI`THAT! *thud*
clollieman (02:35:09): *crawling around like a caterpilla*
ArsThaumaturgis (02:35:15): *looks*  What?
ArsThaumaturgis (02:35:34): And to nswer your question:  Perhaps ^_^
clollieman (02:36:29): Indoobediddily? o_O
ArsThaumaturgis (02:36:42): Naturally ^_^
ArsThaumaturgis (02:37:01): AND THE FORCES OF THE SMILIES SHALL OVERRUN YOU ALL!!!!
clollieman (02:37:10): D:
clollieman (02:37:46): Not the shoes! NOT THE SHOES!!
ArsThaumaturgis (02:38:01): SMILIES ON MY HOTDOGS!!!!
clollieman (02:38:19): Pennies on your flip-cap?
ArsThaumaturgis (02:39:01): Not until the cat waters.
clollieman (02:40:21): Oh, the caaat, of course, but what about those pie-kidneys muffins on the hardware fan?
ArsThaumaturgis (02:40:59): No no no!  I said the bio-waste on the catamran!  *sigh*  It's an easy mistake to make...
clollieman (02:42:31): Easy on the stake mids, eh? Aw well, the cup's still has nonety of tape covers.
ArsThaumaturgis (02:43:10): But all pale-striders have cunning maligners in their wattle-pots.
clollieman (02:44:30): Indeed. Oh, those noisy pipe-barcodes. Nothingbut mouse pads with those.
clollieman (02:45:46): * Moose pudding
ArsThaumaturgis (02:45:46): But the cats on the holding-can will hang them by the prickle-bush mounts.
clollieman (02:47:09): And without a pickle jars to junk mail-ninja them, everything can't go uncertain!
ArsThaumaturgis (02:47:50): Therefore, a certain cartographic condolence will cannon on a mushroom.  Naturally.
clollieman (02:49:11): *wibble jump-foot dancemellon* Quite.
ArsThaumaturgis (02:50:53): *nascent cat-incised forelimb crunch*  Certainly.
clollieman (02:53:19): So how goes the water supply? Seems like 5th Avenue in the middle of July this week of Smarch.
ArsThaumaturgis (02:54:54): It aches in a cannery, with warble-snuff lacking the hinges of the firmament.  The icy combustion of the fumarole cancels the innocent fragement, all in a while of nothing.
clollieman (02:55:11): Wow, just like a potato!
ArsThaumaturgis (02:55:19): Nevertheless!
clollieman (02:56:10): Yip-yip, quite how!
ArsThaumaturgis (02:56:21): For a smacking!

[Cloud Strife]

Ah, the usual insanity of the AIM chatroom...

DruidofUndeath: You're sprites are awesome
Kuroude7: *Your
Kuroude7: ;;;
clollieman: Heh. :B
DruidofUndeath: Gah! *strangles Cloud*
Kuroude7: *pulls one of Druid's arms out of its socket and smacks him with it repeatedly*
LuigiP3000: (o o) ...
Kuroude7: Let *whack* go *whack* of *whack* me! *whack whack whack*
LuigiP3000: (o 0) ... I'm... scared...
DruidofUndeath: Hey!
DruidofUndeath: I need that arm!
DruidofUndeath: .............for smacking
Kuroude7: Then *whack* let *whack* go! *whack whack*
DruidofUndeath: *lets go*
LuigiP3000: ... (Rubs temples) Where is the sanity?
Kuroude7: *takes a deep breath* Ahh...better.
DruidofUndeath: Gimme back my arm you stick like dictionary!
Kuroude7: *gives Druid's arm back to Druid*
DruidofUndeath: Thank you
Kuroude7: You're welcome.

[BlackMageGirl!]

Krylo Killian: I've hearby decided that having the forum name <censored, in order to instill fear in the populace, and also so he doesn't see it coming> is a bannable offense!
rhana153: heh
Krylo Killian: ...Too bad there are other mods that would slap me around for that
Kneumatic Pnight: But... doesn't he have all sorts of other offenses that you can use instead?
Krylo Killian: ...yes... but that's not as fun as making a rule
Krylo Killian: besides, I wanna let Shiney do him.
rhana153: *blinks*
Kneumatic Pnight: ...wait...
Sasami Android: *snorts*
Sasami Android: Good one Krylo.
Krylo Killian: ...that pun was TOTALLY unintentional...
rhana153: heh. but seriously, why?
Kneumatic Pnight: Well... whichever way, he WILL be fucked
Sasami Android: Yeah, I'm going to post that.

Edit by Krylo, to leave the guilty in the dark, so that punishment may be even more swift and brutal. Especially brutal.

[Rhana]

On discussing hometowns:

rhana153: I actually live in VA
royalspork5: I live in NC
Krylo Killian: VA is hell's dump.
rhana153: Northern VA, not the hick south
rhana153: there's a HUGE difference
royalspork5: I live in an island
spark0138: Like I said. I'm probably the closest.
royalspork5: surrounded by the hick south
rhana153: heh
rhana153: it's true.  The north is one huge extension of Washington
rhana153: the rest is farms
rhana153: we even talk different
royalspork5: north carolina only has 4 non hick cities
royalspork5: charrlotte
spark0138: Do you talk like the Yankees?
royalspork5: chapel hill
rhana153: not so much
royalspork5: durham
spark0138: Damn!
rhana153: sorry
royalspork5: and raleigh
rhana153: no drawl, no twang
royalspork5: rest=hick ville
royalspork5: such a sad state
rhana153: where are you, Krylo?
Archmage DB: He's busy hurting the noobs
spark0138: I demand you answer so I can skulk around your house!
Archmage DB: Chapel Hill...I've been there.
rhana153: we should all go mob Brian someday
Archmage DB: Hick City
royalspork5: what?
rhana153: it would be fun
Archmage DB: Orlando is a nice place, and I want to worship Brian in person.
spark0138: I've been in Orlando.
royalspork5: DB, you're wrong
spark0138: I wonder where exactly Brian is in Orlando.
rhana153: and he could put the flashmobbing on the front page
Archmage DB: DB is always right!!!
royalspork5: Wrong
Archmage DB: I've been there!
Archmage DB: You people are teh hicks!
Archmage DB: rednecks!
royalspork5: UNC
Archmage DB: still hicks!
royalspork5: it is a collage town
spark0138: No!
spark0138: Hicks are my new city!
spark0138: Chapel Hill is Manhattan compared to Falls CreeK!
royalspork5: carrborro is hick ville
Kneumatic Pnight: Would you people shut up about hicks... you're all wrong.
Kneumatic Pnight: VA has hillbillies
Kneumatic Pnight: what with the hills
royalspork5: hillsborro is hicks ville
Sasami Android: ....the hell/
royalspork5: chapel hill is surrounded by hicks
rhana153: there is a town in VA called Hicksville
royalspork5: but isn't a hick ville
spark0138: I've been there to stop.
royalspork5: and do what
spark0138: Eat.
spark0138: Piss.
spark0138: Drink.
royalspork5: what could be in a place called hicksville
spark0138: There's such a place in LI.
Kneumatic Pnight: Appalachia = hillbillies  midwest=rednecks  mississippi etc. = hicks
spark0138: No Hicks there.
royalspork5: wrong KP
rhana153: eastern VA is very flat. actually
Kneumatic Pnight: Fine... then it's south which = hicks
Archmage DB: Chapel Hill is a single porta potty, Spork, and his family of rednecks, along the edge of a dirt road.
spark0138: Rednecks with shotguns are the difference.
royalspork5: I'm going to post picturs
royalspork5: charrlotte is home to nascar
rhana153: *is LOL*
rhana153: my roommate: "hey, I'm a redneck!"
royalspork5: NC holds hicks and rednecks
Sasami Android: *snorts*
royalspork5: no hillbillies
rhana153: COMPLETE WITH FAMILY SHOTGUN
Kneumatic Pnight: I'd be a redneck if I weren't a yuppie
rhana153: oops, caps lock
Kneumatic Pnight: ...I have a shotgun... and I go hunting... crap
royalspork5: heh
rhana153: somebody put this in wingwong
spark0138: I have a BB shotgun. I can be a pretend hillbilly.
Kneumatic Pnight: Well... that's what I get for being raised in [state name deleted]
spark0138: I will.
spark0138: Where do I start and end?
Archmage DB: I know Spork, and his hickness might rub off on my upper-middle class burgeosie attitude

[Terex4]

Our top secret plans for world domination.....

Kneumatic Pnight: Besides, I only want a small part of the world... to continue my experiments...
Kneumatic Pnight: Biological experiments...
DruidofUndeath: Australia?
Kneumatic Pnight: ...africa
DruidofUndeath: meh, we can always move it
DruidofUndeath: If need be
Kneumatic Pnight: Move what?
DruidofUndeath: Africa, if for some reason things start to leak onto Asia
Kneumatic Pnight: Sure...
Kneumatic Pnight: You can move it beforehand anyway...
Kneumatic Pnight: I don't need a land connection to asia
ViktorVonRussia: Who cares if stuff leaks into Asia?
ViktorVonRussia: More food for the Russians.
Kneumatic Pnight: But I get Egypt if it comes down to thaat.
DruidofUndeath: Of course
DruidofUndeath: The separation would be Saudi Arabia I would think
Kneumatic Pnight: Right... okay then.
Kneumatic Pnight: Can I get saudi arabia too?
Kneumatic Pnight: Oil might be usefull and you'll each have your own other sources
DruidofUndeath: Sure
DruidofUndeath: I'll always have Alaska if I need oil
Kneumatic Pnight: What with north america, south america, the rest of the middle east, and much of russia being oil rich
Kneumatic Pnight: Africa MIGHT be, but much hasn't been gotten to yet.
DruidofUndeath: You'll have ***
DruidofUndeath: Lots of diamonds
Kneumatic Pnight: and gold
ViktorVonRussia: And monkeys.
Kneumatic Pnight: Both of which are good in machinery
Kneumatic Pnight: Gold circuits and diamond lenses and cutting tools
Kneumatic Pnight: Goodly amounts of iron and coal too...
DruidofUndeath: Yes monkies are very good when one is conducting biological research
Kneumatic Pnight: yes... yes...
Kneumatic Pnight: See... I'm not so hard to please am I?
DruidofUndeath: So it would seem
Kneumatic Pnight: Of course, I will exchange biotechnology for these resources...
DruidofUndeath: But then again, if we're talking our solar system, I'll probably establish myself on Pluto
Kneumatic Pnight: Medicine... longevity enhancements...
Kneumatic Pnight: catgirls...
Kneumatic Pnight: etcetera
DruidofUndeath: I think that last one is a seller for DB
Archmage DB: Catgirls...
Archmage DB: *thinks*
Kneumatic Pnight: I am probably your best bet for that
Archmage DB: Cat can transform into a Catgirl...I have all of that resource I'll ever need.
DruidofUndeath: Not enough for a harem
Kneumatic Pnight: But if you're in charge... you could have... more
DruidofUndeath: And every good dictator needs a harem
DruidofUndeath: Whether you use it or not
Kneumatic Pnight: Many more... and there's nothing anyone else can do about it.
Archmage DB: Druid...if I had a harem, she would stab me.  Not in the heart, either!
DruidofUndeath: Its a status symbol
Kneumatic Pnight: ...neural inhibitors?
Archmage DB: hmm
ViktorVonRussia: I second Druid's harem idea.
Archmage DB: How much of Africa?
Kneumatic Pnight: All... unless you want part...
Kneumatic Pnight: But there's four of us here.
Archmage DB: I require diamonds for various spells.
Kneumatic Pnight: And plenty of the world to go around
Kneumatic Pnight: I can't possibly use ALL of them
Kneumatic Pnight: I will however, mine them for you...
Kneumatic Pnight: And there are some from other places
Archmage DB: and crafting...much of my work involves various rare materials to create magic items.
Kneumatic Pnight: Rare metals?
Kneumatic Pnight: South america is rather silver rich...
DruidofUndeath: Don't forget we have the solar system DB
Archmage DB: True, true
Kneumatic Pnight: Even of the solar system... I only want africa
DruidofUndeath: Who knows what kind of metals we'll find on other planets?
Archmage DB: Neptune has diamonds the size of cars.
Kneumatic Pnight: And MAYBE part of canada for vacation
Archmage DB: very well, Africa is yours.
Kneumatic Pnight: YAY!
Kneumatic Pnight: There'll be a free exchage of resources anyway...
Archmage DB: naturally.
Archmage DB: Now, as to the people of the world...
DruidofUndeath: I'll have plenty of ice
DruidofUndeath: You guys'll need ice right?
Archmage DB: Yes
Kneumatic Pnight: ...Africa IS hot...
DruidofUndeath: Plutonian Ice
Archmage DB: and Winterwights are more easily forged in the cold
Archmage DB: powerful undead
ViktorVonRussia: I'll need some ice. Siberia's getting too warm to send exiles.
DruidofUndeath: Never thought I'd hear that
Kneumatic Pnight: Antarcica
Kneumatic Pnight: Send them there
DruidofUndeath: But Antarctica isn't traditional
Kneumatic Pnight: true, true...
DruidofUndeath: Where else do you expect Victor to bury the russian leaders?
ViktorVonRussia: And Siberia has wolves and such.
ViktorVonRussia: Antarctica's got penguins.
Kneumatic Pnight: Move some wolves to antarctica then...
DruidofUndeath: mmmm.....penguin meat
Kneumatic Pnight: No reason, just to see how it works.
Kneumatic Pnight: works out*
ViktorVonRussia: Unless penguins develop a taste for human flesh, Siberia can take the exiles.
Kneumatic Pnight: Ooh... man eating penguins...
DruidofUndeath: I think KP can make that happen.......
Kneumatic Pnight: I'll get right on that
Kneumatic Pnight: Should they be able to fly too?
Kneumatic Pnight: And maybe curse?
Kneumatic Pnight: Cursing animals are neat...
DruidofUndeath: Cursing man eating cute death from the skies!
Archmage DB: yes
Kneumatic Pnight: Cursing, flying, man eating penguins...
DruidofUndeath: Give them chibi eyes too
Kneumatic Pnight: You hear the sound that means iminent death...
ViktorVonRussia: Make sure they can curse in every known language
Kneumatic Pnight: "MOTHERFUCKER" and then a penguin swoops down from the sky and eats your head.
DruidofUndeath: They shall guard my fortress of ice
Kneumatic Pnight: Now THAT'S adding insult to injury...
Kneumatic Pnight: hehe... pun attack...
DruidofUndeath: Wow.......punny penguins
ViktorVonRussia: They should be the honor guard, Druid.
ViktorVonRussia: Russian bodies will be the first line.
DruidofUndeath: I'll clothe them in red robes
DruidofUndeath: They can be my personal escort
Kneumatic Pnight: They MUST have little bow ties
Kneumatic Pnight: Just because
Archmage DB: and canes!
Archmage DB: bladed canes...
Kneumatic Pnight: And monacles over their chibi eyes
ViktorVonRussia: So, in other words, Prinnies...
Archmage DB: and little hats!
Kneumatic Pnight: Monacles that shoot death rays
DruidofUndeath: Little top hats
Kneumatic Pnight: Yeah...
DruidofUndeath: The bow ties can be spinning saw blades
Archmage DB: the hats will be powerful protective devices
Kneumatic Pnight: This shall be the greatest weapon I ever produce in my life

[Dragonsbane]

A recent, highly eloquent conversation. :p

Archmage DB: hey, feel free to talk!
ArsThaumaturgis: *talks*
Archmage DB: *talks back*
ArsThaumaturgis: *responds intelligently*
Archmage DB: *clever retort*
ArsThaumaturgis: *witty reposte* (And no, I'm not going to hunt for the accented 'e' )
Archmage DB: *cunning comeback*
ArsThaumaturgis: *subtle argument*
Archmage DB: *irrefutable refutement*
ArsThaumaturgis: *flawless logic*
Archmage DB: *unspeakable brilliance*
ArsThaumaturgis: *doesn't speak about it* :P

*Iron-clad defense*
Archmage DB: *intriguing hypothesis*
ArsThaumaturgis: *blink* Sorry, I got distracted an forgot about this ;;

*curious exploration*
Archmage DB: *thoughtful development*
Archmage DB: ((this is so getting WingWonged...))
ArsThaumaturgis: ((*snigger* Good idea ))

*interesting tangent*
Archmage DB: *speculative thesis*
ArsThaumaturgis: *experimental projection*
Archmage DB: *exhaustive research*
ArsThaumaturgis: *enlightening discovery*
Archmage DB: *exhuberant response, extensive experimentation*
ArsThaumaturgis: *cautious exhortation to care*
Archmage DB: *swift agreement*
ArsThaumaturgis: *satisfied acceptance*
Archmage DB: *refined analysis*
ArsThaumaturgis: *educated synthesis*
Archmage DB: *amazing conclusion*
ArsThaumaturgis: *dubious verification*
Archmage DB: *careful repetition*
ArsThaumaturgis: *gleeful success!*
Archmage DB: *joyful celebration!*
ArsThaumaturgis: *ecclectic exuberance!*
Archmage DB: *funkadelic dancing!*
ArsThaumaturgis: *celebratory playing of music!*
Archmage DB: *Dramatic fare!*
Archmage DB: *celeritious posting to Wing Wong!*

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3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Send E-Cards
7 - Listen to Xmas Music
8 - A Free Gift 4U!
crazyman06883: 1
SantaClaus: OK -- so this is like when you sat on my lap as a youngster and told me what you wanted. We can talk about shopping and all that after we're finished here. So play along, it will be fun!
What would your first Christmas wish be?
crazyman06883: for you to shut up you fucking loser
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you. Please don't do it again or I won't be able to listen to your wishes. Is there anything else?
crazyman06883: shut up
SantaClaus: What would your final Christmas wish be?
crazyman06883: YOUR FAKE
SantaClaus: O.K. that's plenty for Santa to go on. Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.
crazyman06883: what r u?
SantaClaus:
It's not so much the 'what' as it is the 'why'.
crazyman06883: -.-
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
crazyman06883: k
SantaClaus: Which color are you more partial to? You know, like if it were clothing or something.
Someone asked to find out for them.
1 -- Black
2 -- White
3 -- Rose
4 -- Beige
crazyman06883: 1
SantaClaus: Interesting... Hmm... Black. OK. I will make a note of it. Now Make sure you fill in your Wish List for other AIM buddies to see. Type WL
crazyman06883: first i want a shotgun to your head
SantaClaus: Oh dear, not from me! What else do you want from Santa?
crazyman06883: then i want explosives
SantaClaus: Oh, Ho Ho! Now let's get serious! Anything else?
crazyman06883: yes, the i want tape,
SantaClaus: My goodness!
You certainly are direct! Well, you can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
crazyman06883: im not done yet
SantaClaus: Pardon me?
SantaClaus: You can always type menu to get a fresh start. The elves have left some help-notes there.
crazyman06883: music
SantaClaus: Nothing gets me in the holiday spirit more than holiday music! Here's where I'm starting to gather my inspiration: Classic Holiday Radio@Netscape
crazyman06883: blow me
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
crazyman06883: why
SantaClaus: Well we need you to ask us another way. Elves and I didn't quite get your last message.
crazyman06883: why
SantaClaus: Because everyone needs some Christmas spirit.
crazyman06883: why
SantaClaus: Oh, my, that's very deep. I hope I can be of assistance. Why, what?
crazyman06883: why
SantaClaus: Please do recall that I have a list and I check it, well -- constantly. If you keep saying the same thing over and over again I am going to have to start checking my list again.
crazyman06883: why
SantaClaus: Oh dear, you need to give me a little more to go on than that. Why, what?
crazyman06883: why why why why why
SantaClaus: I don't think I know.
crazyman06883: well why not
SantaClaus:
Well I'm sure I don't know but I can ask one of the elves to find out.
crazyman06883: why do u need to do that?
SantaClaus: My sole purpose is to spread the Christmas spirit and bring good cheer to all.
crazyman06883: why?
SantaClaus:
If you start spreading the Christmas spirit, it will be come obvious.
crazyman06883: ........
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
crazyman06883: YOUR FAKE
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
crazyman06883: k
SantaClaus: Have you done any good deeds yet this holiday season?
crazyman06883: no
SantaClaus: Whoa! That's not cool. Please try to remember others during this holiday season. There are many places on the Internet you can search to find ways to get involved with giving time, money or your stuff.
Now type SL to make a Shopping List -- and I think you should add the needy to yours!
crazyman06883: i dont care
SantaClaus: No?
crazyman06883: no
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?
crazyman06883: FUCK THE ELVES
SantaClaus: What about elves?
crazyman06883: FUCK EM
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.
crazyman06883: cool, maybe i'll use it to burn you house down
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!
crazyman06883: hoe hoe? what are you some kind of pimp now?
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.[/QUOTE]