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Unread 03-21-2005, 11:44 AM   #101
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Ah Krylo, you have gone ignored by all these breast worshipping virgins. But not by moi! Your hair rocks my world, and I'm surprised at how long it has grown! Have you ever thought aboug piercing one of your nipples? It would complete the rockstar look.

And I agree with Demon's statement made several pages back fully. You damn nerds. :B

Tune in next time when WA bears it all*!

*as in maybe topless
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Unread 03-21-2005, 01:09 PM   #102
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I'm going to slowly and methodically torture then kill everyone who was hitting on my girlfriend. Not only will your worlds be redefined as living pain, but you will transcend this mere existence of partial feeling will full-on 24/7 total body sensation as a hundred million tiny needles poke every nerve ending possible.

Twice.
And you better believe it. Shiney is an former enlisted man. We are men of our words, and Shiney is more than capable of doing all that and more...

Oh wait. You were in the Air Force.



Keep on aiming high *



* I am a serviceman. As a rule, we are allowed to make fun of each other. Shiney is well within his right to call me a moronic, snake-eating jarhead.
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Unread 03-21-2005, 02:22 PM   #103
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moving on... pictures of the ugly canadian boy!
I got two, and I dont know how to load em proper. dont worry, ugly and plump canadian boy retains all clothing.


the second photo is of a piece of Iron I pulled out of my leather boots. after it cut my heel. it was so rusted, i had to go get a tetnus shot.

stoopid needles.

[edit]please note, I did not comment on Rai Rai's obvious superiority to all other posters in the beauty department. I let it speak for itself.
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Unread 03-21-2005, 02:49 PM   #104
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When marines take the oath of enlistment, someone just reads off a list and asks them to grunt in affirmation. None of that repeat after me stuff, no sir. Can't handle that kind of technical detail.

"Ung."

Semper bardus, my friend.
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Unread 03-21-2005, 03:25 PM   #105
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That means instead of yammering about Rai's hotness, post some hotness of your own.

To prove my point...
Someone is blowing his own trumpet. Ney? I think someone needs a hug...



It's been shown before, but Shiney's bare flesh deserves some recognition.
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Unread 03-21-2005, 03:27 PM   #106
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Unread 03-21-2005, 05:01 PM   #107
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Holy shit! Those nipples are as big as quarters!
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Unread 03-21-2005, 05:13 PM   #108
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My bare flesh is hotter.

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I WISH I could do that. Man, I spent like three hours trying once, but I just couldn't quite make it. One more inch of flexibility and...

Why am I talking about this?
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Unread 03-21-2005, 09:15 PM   #109
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I dont think that is what she meant, Krylo. and admitting to trying to get yourself off orally is generally frowned upon. If it was in my power, i think i would ban YOU for that. *shudders* God your evil.
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Unread 03-21-2005, 09:31 PM   #110
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statistically 3 out of every 1000 men can blow themselves.
probably only a much smaller percentage actually realize it.
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