Things you'd want to see in Star Wars: Ep. 3 but will probably never get in

[Mad Jack the Pirate]

Originally Posted by RMS Oceanic

Aw, you beat me to it!

I'd like to see a cigarette-in-bed scene between Anakin and Padme. After his surgery. :p

And C3P0 getting maimed. Again. It's just funny.

better yet, C-3P0 being maimed via his head getting blown of by HK using a heavy repeating blaster rifle.

[Viktor Von Russia]

Hm, something I want to see in Episode 3 that probably won't make it in...

Christopher Lee doing some actual bad-ass lightsaber fighting.

Mace Windu spouting ebonics.

George Lucas playing an extra and getting killed like Peter Jackson in LotR.

And some non-crappy acting would be nice too.

[Heavy 3PO]

Originally Posted by The Argent Lord

I want to see Jar-Jar die. I want to see his ugly, floppy-eared head rolling on the floor in a pool of gungan blood, and his body impaled on Darth Sidious' lightsaber. I want to hear his high-pitched, obnoxious voice cry out its last screams of pain as the life seeps from his already-cooling body. I want to see him crumple into a heap, never to move again.

I completely agree. I've had a scene played out in my head since Episode I, and it goes a little something like this...

<<Jar Jar standing in an open field looking at the camera>>
Misa Jar Jar Binks!
<<Looks up, then back at the camera>>
Misa see something fall from the sky!
<<The Death Star lands right on top of Jar Jar, crushing him instantly>>

The End

[Vicious]

Dark Helmet zaps anyone in the crotch.

[Lvl.10Rockstar]

More Boba Fett, maybe an appearance by Hal Horn (Corran Horn's Father who was a pre-empire Jedi) (If you have read the rogue squadron series you know who I am talking about) Backstory on Moff Tarkin, Admiral Ackbar or Lando Calrissian. Also maybe a pre-production death star would be cool. Oh and an answer to the Sifo Dias question so the net nerds stop coming up with lame ass wrong answers.

[BlackMageGirl!]

Would a decent storyline be too much to ask? The other two disappointed me greatly.

[mauve]

Originally Posted by Heavy 3PO

I completely agree. I've had a scene played out in my head since Episode I, and it goes a little something like this...

<<Jar Jar standing in an open field looking at the camera>>
Misa Jar Jar Binks!
<<Looks up, then back at the camera>>
Misa see something fall from the sky!
<<The Death Star lands right on top of Jar Jar, crushing him instantly>>

The End

YES!! Let's call George Lucas right now and demand that this be put into the film!

[Omega]

i had to share this with you

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/...3spoilers.html there are 75 screen shots with funny ass captions.... i suggest you read the star wars 4 the way it should be too

[Death by Stabbing]

Originally Posted by Lvl.10Rockstar

More Boba Fett, maybe an appearance by Hal Horn (Corran Horn's Father who was a pre-empire Jedi) (If you have read the rogue squadron series you know who I am talking about) Backstory on Moff Tarkin, Admiral Ackbar or Lando Calrissian. Also maybe a pre-production death star would be cool.

First, HK and Boba Fett and Bender (from Futurama) team up for the ultimate team up to kill all the meat bags...heh heh heh

Second, Hal would be cool (Spoiler for book fans) Or Neeja... and actually Corran's dad was never really a Jedi...he just worked with them...

Third you cannot do Tarkin without Ackbar since Ackbar was his slave before he ecaped...but who really cares about Tarkin

Fourthly, Lando is about the same age as Han so they'd both be like 9 or 10 when this happens...but what I'd like to see is Millenium Falcon backstory since not much is known about it's past beyond Lando's ownership....you can read about Han and some Lando backstory in A.C. Crispin's Han Solo trilogy in case anyone is interested...and read Brian Daley's Han Solo books too...damn shame about him...

Also to find out about the prototype Death Star read Kevin J. Anderson's Jedi academy trilogy or what ever they're called...That has a whole lota prototype Death Star!

and that should be all I have to say about that stuff.

Love,
Death By Stabbing

[Solid Shadow]

Originally Posted by Omega

i had to share this with you

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/...3spoilers.html there are 75 screen shots with funny ass captions.... i suggest you read the star wars 4 the way it should be too

Dude, I just laughed my ass off. Seriously, it's lying on the floor and I keep sliding out of my chair on account of this slick, bloody no-ass area just south of my spine...

Personally, I'd like to see Natalie Portman get nekked and get her freak on with one of those hot Twilek dancer chicks. Barring that, I'd give real money to watch Jar Jar get eaten to death by a Wampa.