Sheik: A true mystery. (Zelda OoT spoilers within) - Page 4

MFD · 06-17-2005, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Flare

"One more thing." Can we please stop comparing the bust measurements of Sheik and Zelda? I was actually kinda hoping for this thread to be somewhat serious. ... ...Ah screw it, I don't care. :fighter:

I was being serious.

:p

Now you can't get the images out of your head!

Psrdirector · 06-17-2005, 10:19 AM

he wears a tunic, tunics are not skirts, or kilts, or really long shirts, alright maybe they are a fancy pancy name for a really long shirt, but any ways.

Ssbm Shiek is really great caricture to use, I play her way to much...

(over 1000 plays the next highest is 456 kirby....)

Nathano · 06-17-2005, 10:35 AM

Link is a guy. The tunic is just long and because of the belt it gets the *cough* look to it. Zelda is female so Shiek is. It is just harder to tell.
And the earings are cool because it gives him a sort of badass look.

Flare · 06-17-2005, 11:14 AM

There is no controversy at all about Link's gender! He's a guy. He... grunts like a guy. He has girls/zoras after him. Bringing that up just shows how bored you guys are and that you might be trying to annoy me (Though that could be my paranoia talking.). :fighter:

MasterOfMagic · 06-17-2005, 11:48 AM

You know what, I think we should look at the Oot Link, since that's the version being discussed. Look:

Clearly still has the BIG SWORD, making this dangerous discussion. But there is no hint of mail there. No hint of pants either. Tights, yess. Pants, no. How can you not question the sexuality there?

He also has a wierd expression on his face... but that's irrelavent.

ElfLad · 06-17-2005, 10:58 PM

Actually, those aren't tights. That's a humongous, one-piece, spandex, circus-performing monstrosity.

And the huge sword is obviously compensation.

squall2933 · 06-18-2005, 03:21 AM

I'VE FIGURED IT OUT!!!

Link is totally gay. I mean seriously, who would turn down marrying (or maybe even trying to break off a piece) from the smoking-hot princess of the Zoras? I mean the only real concern I could see Link having with her is the fact that she's kinda a fish, which might cause a little bit of a scent problem in her nether-regions, but sacrifices must be made. And plus, I'm sorry, I don't care how bad-ass Link is (I will say he is indeed very badass), but you would not wear the getup that he does unless you're flaming for the cock. And plus, why would so many of the female characters be attracted to Link? We all know that gay guys are much more attractive than us straight ones. Is Link a woman? No. Is he gay? More than likely.

Wait, I just realized something. I just referred to a sub-human female video game character as smoking hot. I need a girlfriend.

Psrdirector · 06-18-2005, 10:03 AM

Link isnt gay, look at all the romance between him and zelda, alright, and the fish girl thing, well maybe he isnt as horney as you are, just maybe. Some people have morals, and some people when they fall for a girl (links case Zelda) they really dont want to go after everything with legs.

Alright, any ways, how did this go from Sheik to Link....

Nikose Tyris · 06-18-2005, 10:18 AM

Wow. I'm not entirely sure, but I think you went over the line there, squall. "flaming for cock," is something that I have only seen shiney get away with saying.

ANYWAY, My theory is thus: Princess Zelda is Shiek, they are both female. If you look at a side view, Sheik has a much bigger chest than any other male, as if she stuffed the chest up at the sides and middle, and at the shoulds, to hide something.

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Originally Posted by link1209

Like boobies!

yes, Link, like boobies.

And Link is merely a victim of a world where every man must wear tights. rumour has it, he changes his pants occasionally in twilight. meaning that the tights are his starter from his area, and he may change into leather britches.

Meister · 06-18-2005, 10:19 AM

Isn't Princess Ruto like nine when she meets Link? For that matter, isn't Link himself like nine? And don't they not meet again until seven years later, and then she's first deep-frozen and later in the Temple of Light? And while I'm asking questions, why do I get the horrible feeling I'm on to what the majority of Zelda fanfics is about?

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If you look at a side view, Sheik has a much bigger chest than any other male, as if she stuffed the chest up at the sides and middle, and at the shoulds, to hide something.

I imagine that would be painful. Then again, you're on to something.

06-17-2005, 11:14 AM	#34
Flare Knight of the Flare Moon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: MD Posts: 248	What?! There is no controversy at all about Link's gender! He's a guy. He... grunts like a guy. He has girls/zoras after him. Bringing that up just shows how bored you guys are and that you might be trying to annoy me (Though that could be my paranoia talking.). :fighter: __________________ "Don't worry. I'll die before I let the enemy touch you." -Sousuke, speaking to Crimsonsage, Cheef, and Princessjo (FFXI, Garuda server)

06-17-2005, 11:48 AM	#35
MasterOfMagic ahahah Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,456	You know what, I think we should look at the Oot Link, since that's the version being discussed. Look: Clearly still has the BIG SWORD, making this dangerous discussion. But there is no hint of mail there. No hint of pants either. Tights, yess. Pants, no. How can you not question the sexuality there? He also has a wierd expression on his face... but that's irrelavent. Last edited by MasterOfMagic; 06-17-2005 at 02:22 PM.

06-17-2005, 10:58 PM	#36
ElfLad She's buying the Stairway to Heaven Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 581	Actually, those aren't tights. That's a humongous, one-piece, spandex, circus-performing monstrosity. And the huge sword is obviously compensation. __________________ Legendary: A webcomic about RPGs.

06-18-2005, 03:21 AM	#37
squall2933 conditional insomniac Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Moundridge KS Posts: 45	I'VE FIGURED IT OUT!!! Link is totally gay. I mean seriously, who would turn down marrying (or maybe even trying to break off a piece) from the smoking-hot princess of the Zoras? I mean the only real concern I could see Link having with her is the fact that she's kinda a fish, which might cause a little bit of a scent problem in her nether-regions, but sacrifices must be made. And plus, I'm sorry, I don't care how bad-ass Link is (I will say he is indeed very badass), but you would not wear the getup that he does unless you're flaming for the cock. And plus, why would so many of the female characters be attracted to Link? We all know that gay guys are much more attractive than us straight ones. Is Link a woman? No. Is he gay? More than likely. Wait, I just realized something. I just referred to a sub-human female video game character as smoking hot. I need a girlfriend. __________________ ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! My Weblog Join Neopets today and earn me prizes! And after you're done with that, Join the Nuklear Power Forums guild that I, Shiney, and RaiRai run!

06-17-2005, 10:19 AM	#32
Psrdirector Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In the worst State in the damn world Indiana Posts: 1,261	he wears a tunic, tunics are not skirts, or kilts, or really long shirts, alright maybe they are a fancy pancy name for a really long shirt, but any ways. Ssbm Shiek is really great caricture to use, I play her way to much... (over 1000 plays the next highest is 456 kirby....)

06-17-2005, 10:35 AM	#33
Nathano death from the shadows Join Date: May 2005 Location: in the shadows Posts: 227	Link is a guy. The tunic is just long and because of the belt it gets the cough look to it. Zelda is female so Shiek is. It is just harder to tell. And the earings are cool because it gives him a sort of badass look.

06-18-2005, 10:03 AM	#38
Psrdirector Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In the worst State in the damn world Indiana Posts: 1,261	Link isnt gay, look at all the romance between him and zelda, alright, and the fish girl thing, well maybe he isnt as horney as you are, just maybe. Some people have morals, and some people when they fall for a girl (links case Zelda) they really dont want to go after everything with legs. Alright, any ways, how did this go from Sheik to Link....