Sheik: A true mystery. (Zelda OoT spoilers within) - Page 5

Nikose Tyris · 06-18-2005, 10:29 AM

1st) your horrible feelings are correct. feel fear.
2nd) the only thing I'm on right now are T3's, in preparations for the exams.
3rd) Meister proved me right. *tosses a cookie to meister*

ElfLad · 06-18-2005, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psrdirector

Link isnt gay, look at all the romance between him and zelda

Zelda: Link. Thank you for saving me.
Link: ...

CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE!?

squall2933 · 06-18-2005, 01:46 PM

not to mention the fact that Zelda is LINK'S SISTER!!! He may be a weird-ass elf kid in tights, but he's not a COMPLETE sicko

PyrosNine · 06-18-2005, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squall2933

not to mention the fact that Zelda is LINK'S SISTER!!! He may be a weird-ass elf kid in tights, but he's not a COMPLETE sicko

They're not brother and sister! None of the Link's and Zeldas ever have marital relations. It's kinda like this,

"Oh link, thank you for helping me save the world as there was possibly a chance that I, the great princess Zelda, could not defeat Ganon. Now give me back my ocarina and Go home."

Link sighs as he realizes he ain't getting any, and heads for the door.

"Oh Link, Don't!"

Link turns around.

"The front door's only for nobility. Leave through the commoner door."

She points to a doggie door. Links shrugs and gets on his hands and knees and crawls through it.

"Dear god, I can't believe that man wears Tights! What a fruit!"

Link hears the comment and is about to reply, but alas, he's still a mute.

<Bi####!>

Kikuichimonji · 06-18-2005, 02:38 PM

There's a really good reason not to marry Princess Ruto - she's a fish. A freaking FISH! Who's to say that she has sex the same way? Because most fish lay eggs, and the male releases his sperm onto the eggs. Gee, sounds great.

And Nikose, I so did not say that. That's a misquote. I'm suing you. Yay! Boobies!

Nikose Tyris · 06-18-2005, 02:42 PM

shut up love puppet.

where in the nine hells that nergal commands did you figure they are brother and sister? seriously, tell me.

ElfLad · 06-18-2005, 03:10 PM

I have this to say.

Any man who does not cringe while in Tingle's presence is clearly either gay or asexual.

MasterOfMagic · 06-18-2005, 03:34 PM

You're forgetting another girl ignored: Malon! Now, if she weren't held back by spikey polygons, she would've been hot. Clearly other people agree, because the first result for the search "Malon" on metacrawler.... well, use your imagination (and I have the damn filter on! What the fuck?!?!? >.o).

Never once put the moves on her. Now, I'll admit, its kinda hard when you're a mute, but he could've come up with something!!!

Nathano · 06-18-2005, 03:46 PM

I think the idea of Link and Zelda being brother and sister came from the more recent gamecube zelda game where Links sister is mistaken for Zelda. If you played through the game you would now that.

squall2933 · 06-18-2005, 03:51 PM

In the SNES Zelda, as Link's uncle is dying he says something to the effect of "You have to do it... Zelda's your..." and then dies. So you have to become partially suspicious at this point. As for how I know for sure that Zelda is Link's sister, I can't put my finger on it. As far as I know, it's semi-common knowledge, google it and see if you can find something. Or better yet, I'll look and if I find something, I'll post it here.

[edit]
Alright, so after a quick (and I mean really quick, I'm in a hurry) check, I didn't find anything. Maybe I imagined it, but it just seems to fit, doesn't it? And plus, wasn't there some story revealed in OoT that suggested that the dynamic duo were siblings? Maybe from the owl? Or maybe I made that up too. :fighter: Anyway, if you're at least HALFWAY interested it might be worth a quick search on the internet. If they ARE brother and sister, it's obvious that neither one of the two knows it, because you'd think that Zelda would mention it when she sends you to do all her bitch work in OoT.

06-18-2005, 01:46 PM	#43
squall2933 conditional insomniac Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Moundridge KS Posts: 45	not to mention the fact that Zelda is LINK'S SISTER!!! He may be a weird-ass elf kid in tights, but he's not a COMPLETE sicko __________________ ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! My Weblog Join Neopets today and earn me prizes! And after you're done with that, Join the Nuklear Power Forums guild that I, Shiney, and RaiRai run!

06-18-2005, 03:10 PM	#47
ElfLad She's buying the Stairway to Heaven Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 581	I have this to say. Any man who does not cringe while in Tingle's presence is clearly either gay or asexual. __________________ Legendary: A webcomic about RPGs.

06-18-2005, 03:51 PM	#50
squall2933 conditional insomniac Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Moundridge KS Posts: 45	In the SNES Zelda, as Link's uncle is dying he says something to the effect of "You have to do it... Zelda's your..." and then dies. So you have to become partially suspicious at this point. As for how I know for sure that Zelda is Link's sister, I can't put my finger on it. As far as I know, it's semi-common knowledge, google it and see if you can find something. Or better yet, I'll look and if I find something, I'll post it here. [edit] Alright, so after a quick (and I mean really quick, I'm in a hurry) check, I didn't find anything. Maybe I imagined it, but it just seems to fit, doesn't it? And plus, wasn't there some story revealed in OoT that suggested that the dynamic duo were siblings? Maybe from the owl? Or maybe I made that up too. :fighter: Anyway, if you're at least HALFWAY interested it might be worth a quick search on the internet. If they ARE brother and sister, it's obvious that neither one of the two knows it, because you'd think that Zelda would mention it when she sends you to do all her bitch work in OoT. __________________ ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! My Weblog Join Neopets today and earn me prizes! And after you're done with that, Join the Nuklear Power Forums guild that I, Shiney, and RaiRai run! Last edited by squall2933; 06-18-2005 at 03:59 PM.

06-18-2005, 03:34 PM	#48
MasterOfMagic ahahah Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,456	You're forgetting another girl ignored: Malon! Now, if she weren't held back by spikey polygons, she would've been hot. Clearly other people agree, because the first result for the search "Malon" on metacrawler.... well, use your imagination (and I have the damn filter on! What the fuck?!?!? >.o). Never once put the moves on her. Now, I'll admit, its kinda hard when you're a mute, but he could've come up with something!!!

06-18-2005, 03:46 PM	#49
Nathano death from the shadows Join Date: May 2005 Location: in the shadows Posts: 227	I think the idea of Link and Zelda being brother and sister came from the more recent gamecube zelda game where Links sister is mistaken for Zelda. If you played through the game you would now that.