What videogame characters wouldnt say! (probably been done before) - Page 2

videogamerz2000 · 07-03-2005, 11:06 PM

Almost every game character known to man:
Character: Can we stop questing for a while? I REALLY have to pee.

FF8:
Cid: Thank god I don't have to fly an airship this time around.

.hack//:
Kite: Hey guys, wanna go nuts? Let's call the mods dipshits and whatnot and start player killing. Come on.
BlackRose: Shut up, mother F***er!

That's all I can think of right now.
Praise be to RaiRai.

Bob The Mercenary · 07-03-2005, 11:26 PM

FF7 - Cloud to Tifa - "Let's pork."

FF7 - Cait Sith - "Astrology's dead."

Spiderman - Peter to Mary Jane - "I'm gay."

The Legend of Zelda: OOT - Link - "I feel more at home in these woods. Therefore, I will not answer the call given to me by the Deku Tree. I elect to lead a quiet life in the solitude of Kokiri."

P-Sleazy · 07-03-2005, 11:51 PM

FF3
Kefka: I love you, you love me, lets get together and.....

Some guy: yo! youre an assassin right?
Shadow: yea
Some guy: ill give you 1000000 gil to kill that guy over there for me
Shadow: nah. not enough money.

Locke: lets face it, ima theif. who was i kidding by calling my self a treasure hunter?

FF5
Butz: so...theres 4 of these crystals? and i have to get them with 3 other people? 1 of which dies? AND kill a tree? yea sounds fun but i think ill just let the world fall to pieces....looks at 3 other people...SCORE! royalty. lets go.

Lenna: my dads the king!

Faris: im gender confused?

Galuf: im better than you! cause im one of the warriors of dawn! boo ya!

ALL PRAISE SHINEY FOR GIVING INTO RAI! jk Rai, ill praise you this time.

CrazyBen · 07-04-2005, 09:30 AM

MasterChief to some Covenant: Can't we talk about this?
The Covenent back: Yes, why not?

Mario: Princess, schmincess.

Mario to Luigi: Your bigger, why don't you go fight them.

Any GTA character: I'm becoming a Buddist monk.

Any Soul Caliber character: Lets settle this via a D6 roll.

Edit-
Any RPG hero before a boss fight: Forget this philosophical(sp?) crud, lets get to the stabbing!!!

Death Dealer · 07-04-2005, 12:58 PM

Earthbound: Ness - *knocking* Screw it. Mom will get it...
Jeff - This..like wow man...this is some good grass.
Poo - I am the big mighty Poo!

Final Fantasy 10: Lulu - And like, I got my makeup done and like I'm going to hot topic after this! Like totally.

Dragonsbane · 07-04-2005, 04:30 PM

FFX-2: Rikku- Doesn't ANYONE think the premise to this is a little stupid? I mean, changing clothes to change classes? Seriously, wtf?!

Paine- Alright, I admit it! Yuna, I love you.

FFX: Lulu- I like ponies!

Wakka- Tidus, mon, I'm so high right now...

Tidus- So...you're going to turn me into a monster, use me to kill Sin, then I die and BECOME Sin?

Seymour- Team Rocket's blasting off agaaaain!

FFIX: Vivi- Screw this. I'm gonna go become a Fighter.

Zidane- Garnet, I'm in love with your mom.

FFVII: Cloud- Clearly, the most advantageous solution to our current predicament is to go home, retire, and live out our lives in peace.

Yuffie- Aeris died? Cool, can I have her Materia?

Sephiroth- Yuffie, darling, will you marry me?

FFVI: Relm- Next person to call me "Red Riding Hood" gets a paintbrush in the eye!

Kefka- Damn, I REALLY need a good self-help book.

FFIV: Kain- Ahh...a clear moral compass!

The SSB Intern · 07-05-2005, 05:17 PM

SSMB:
Mario and Link to each other: I accept that your'e gay. wait, what!?

Halo:
Masterchief: oh, marines! it's that time again!
Marines: Bubble dance kiss time?! HOORRAY

Zelda:
king of the red lions: Hey! Steer a bit smoother. it feels like some waves splashed in the seawater.
Link: umm... yeah, seawater.

Astral Harmony · 07-05-2005, 09:02 PM

Final Fantasy IV
Cecil: (giving his story of legend to a minstrel) "So you see, I only became a Paladin so I could have violet hair. Chicks dig guys with violet hair."
Rosa: (relating same story) "It's true. Personally, I was gonna go with Kain or something. I might even hooked up with Golbez but when Cecil came into the Tower of Zot with that purple hair, I was ALL his!"

Final Fantasy VII
Tifa: "Man...it totally sucks that Aeris died."
Aeris: "I'm not dead."
Tifa: "Well, you're going to die soon anyways."
Aeris: "I feel fine."
Tifa: "No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment."
Aeris: "I think I'll go for a walk."
Tifa: "You're not fooling anyone, you know."

Final Fantasy VIII
Seifer: "Does this trenchcoat make me look seductive?"
Squall: "No, Seifer, and the red crosses on the sleeve make your eyes dance! Get iiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!"
Rinoa: "What a dork."

Final Fantasy IX
Zidane: "I'm not even a demihuman. I just got the tail surgery so that I could impress chicks."
Garnet: "Seems like everything you do is an attempt at impressing chicks."

Oh, and hail Rairai.

mauve · 07-06-2005, 01:22 AM

ALL HAIL RAIRAI!

Sephiroth- I feel prettyyy, oh so prettyyy, I feel pretty and witty and briiiiiight!!

Link- Dammit, Zelda, would you please hire yourself some REAL bodyguards?! I have yet to finish third grade because of all the school I miss pulling your royal behind out of harm's way! And why is it always YOUR legend when I'M the one who does all the work?!

Zidane (FF9)- So Quina... Tell me again what your purpose is in this game.
Quina- Well, I'm an important character because I'm strong-- wait, no. I have cool Trance abil-- well, not really... Um, I'm essential to the storylin-- Darn, wrong again... I.. uh... wear bedroom slippers?

Cloud- So Cait Sith... Tell me again what your purpose is in this game.
Cait Sith- I ride a moogle!

Lulu (FFX)- I shall rule the world with the power of PLUSH TOYS!

Kazuya Mishima (Tekken)- Hey Jin, what say you, me, and Granpa Heihachi go for some ice cream?
Jin- Yay! You're the best dad ever, Dad!

Anna Williams (Tekken)- I value modesty.

ElfLad · 07-06-2005, 01:37 AM

Mario: HADOKEN!

07-03-2005, 11:06 PM	#11
videogamerz2000 The Thunder Dragoon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Next door Posts: 1,253	Almost every game character known to man: Character: Can we stop questing for a while? I REALLY have to pee. FF8: Cid: Thank god I don't have to fly an airship this time around. .hack//: Kite: Hey guys, wanna go nuts? Let's call the mods dipshits and whatnot and start player killing. Come on. BlackRose: Shut up, mother F*er! That's all I can think of right now. Praise be to RaiRai. __________________ Thunder Dragoon** _______________________________ If I had a nickel for everytime I got drunk with, I would have a very effective nickel sock. To beat people with.

07-03-2005, 11:26 PM	#12
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	FF7 - Cloud to Tifa - "Let's pork." FF7 - Cait Sith - "Astrology's dead." Spiderman - Peter to Mary Jane - "I'm gay." The Legend of Zelda: OOT - Link - "I feel more at home in these woods. Therefore, I will not answer the call given to me by the Deku Tree. I elect to lead a quiet life in the solitude of Kokiri." __________________ Bob Dole

07-03-2005, 11:51 PM	#13
P-Sleazy Can Summon Sparkles by Posing! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kinging it up! Posts: 2,339	FF3 Kefka: I love you, you love me, lets get together and..... Some guy: yo! youre an assassin right? Shadow: yea Some guy: ill give you 1000000 gil to kill that guy over there for me Shadow: nah. not enough money. Locke: lets face it, ima theif. who was i kidding by calling my self a treasure hunter? FF5 Butz: so...theres 4 of these crystals? and i have to get them with 3 other people? 1 of which dies? AND kill a tree? yea sounds fun but i think ill just let the world fall to pieces....looks at 3 other people...SCORE! royalty. lets go. Lenna: my dads the king! Faris: im gender confused? Galuf: im better than you! cause im one of the warriors of dawn! boo ya! ALL PRAISE SHINEY FOR GIVING INTO RAI! jk Rai, ill praise you this time. __________________ The King is your new master now. Totally returning for the Summer: a mafia Game: Sign ups HERE!

07-04-2005, 09:30 AM	#14
CrazyBen Aim Low Boys Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A horrible land of sunshine and farting unicorns Posts: 328	MasterChief to some Covenant: Can't we talk about this? The Covenent back: Yes, why not? Mario: Princess, schmincess. Mario to Luigi: Your bigger, why don't you go fight them. Any GTA character: I'm becoming a Buddist monk. Any Soul Caliber character: Lets settle this via a D6 roll. Edit- Any RPG hero before a boss fight: Forget this philosophical(sp?) crud, lets get to the stabbing!!! __________________ Now a pround member of GASP First rule of Overused Joke Club- You don't talk about Overused Joke Club! Come visit scenic Erwinburg! 98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this into your sig. Last edited by CrazyBen; 07-04-2005 at 09:48 AM.

07-04-2005, 12:58 PM	#15
Death Dealer Death Dealer's True Form? Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Cleft Of Dimension Posts: 624	Earthbound: Ness - knocking Screw it. Mom will get it... Jeff - This..like wow man...this is some good grass. Poo - I am the big mighty Poo! Final Fantasy 10: Lulu - And like, I got my makeup done and like I'm going to hot topic after this! Like totally. __________________ When there was life, there was death, that's where I come in. (From Sloganizer.net) You don't want Death Dealer as your enemy.

07-05-2005, 05:17 PM	#17
The SSB Intern We'll have to do this the hard way. Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Behind it all. Posts: 1,009	SSMB: Mario and Link to each other: I accept that your'e gay. wait, what!? Halo: Masterchief: oh, marines! it's that time again! Marines: Bubble dance kiss time?! HOORRAY Zelda: king of the red lions: Hey! Steer a bit smoother. it feels like some waves splashed in the seawater. Link: umm... yeah, seawater. __________________ You know who never sleeps? My gun.

07-05-2005, 09:02 PM	#18
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	Final Fantasy IV Cecil: (giving his story of legend to a minstrel) "So you see, I only became a Paladin so I could have violet hair. Chicks dig guys with violet hair." Rosa: (relating same story) "It's true. Personally, I was gonna go with Kain or something. I might even hooked up with Golbez but when Cecil came into the Tower of Zot with that purple hair, I was ALL his!" Final Fantasy VII Tifa: "Man...it totally sucks that Aeris died." Aeris: "I'm not dead." Tifa: "Well, you're going to die soon anyways." Aeris: "I feel fine." Tifa: "No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment." Aeris: "I think I'll go for a walk." Tifa: "You're not fooling anyone, you know." Final Fantasy VIII Seifer: "Does this trenchcoat make me look seductive?" Squall: "No, Seifer, and the red crosses on the sleeve make your eyes dance! Get iiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!" Rinoa: "What a dork." Final Fantasy IX Zidane: "I'm not even a demihuman. I just got the tail surgery so that I could impress chicks." Garnet: "Seems like everything you do is an attempt at impressing chicks." Oh, and hail Rairai.

07-06-2005, 01:22 AM	#19
mauve So Dreamy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Someplace magical Posts: 6,863	ALL HAIL RAIRAI! Sephiroth- I feel prettyyy, oh so prettyyy, I feel pretty and witty and briiiiiight!! Link- Dammit, Zelda, would you please hire yourself some REAL bodyguards?! I have yet to finish third grade because of all the school I miss pulling your royal behind out of harm's way! And why is it always YOUR legend when I'M the one who does all the work?! Zidane (FF9)- So Quina... Tell me again what your purpose is in this game. Quina- Well, I'm an important character because I'm strong-- wait, no. I have cool Trance abil-- well, not really... Um, I'm essential to the storylin-- Darn, wrong again... I.. uh... wear bedroom slippers? Cloud- So Cait Sith... Tell me again what your purpose is in this game. Cait Sith- I ride a moogle! Lulu (FFX)- I shall rule the world with the power of PLUSH TOYS! Kazuya Mishima (Tekken)- Hey Jin, what say you, me, and Granpa Heihachi go for some ice cream? Jin- Yay! You're the best dad ever, Dad! Anna Williams (Tekken)- I value modesty. __________________ Yoo Hoo!

07-06-2005, 01:37 AM	#20
ElfLad She's buying the Stairway to Heaven Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 581	Mario: HADOKEN! __________________ Legendary: A webcomic about RPGs.