07-27-2005, 06:54 AM | #31 |
Demon Slayer and Ass Kicker
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PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY RAI!
Here are a few Dynasty warrior ones: --------------- radio announcer: well Meng Huo, congratulations on winning our tournament. you can now choose your prize. there is the fabulous and hot Zhu Rhong or there is the large Nanman elephant. Meng Huo: the woman is mighty tempting but i think im gonna go for the elephant. ra: umm... the elephant is a gag prize, just take the woman. Meng Huo: im not leaving without my elephant! ra: umm... (whisper, whisper)...heres your elephant now. um you dont know what an elephant looks like do you? MH: nope ra: good! *a delivery comes in a big box to Meng Huo's door. he opens it and Zhu Rhong comes out* Zhu Rhong: im an elephant. umm... moo. MH: i knew they had the elephant. im gonna marry you. __________________________________ *the Wu forces are at the top of a hill looking down upon the Wei army* Sun Jian: one wu solider can beat one wei solider Cao Cao: alright. one solider, march up there and beat theirs. *random solider goes up and dosent come back* Sun Jian: one wu solider can beat two wei soliders Cao Cao: two men up there, double-time. c'mon, hustle people *soliders go up and dont come back* Sun Jian: one wu solider can beat your entire army! Cao Cao: thats it, everybody up there, now. haste it people. *the army goes up. after 10 minutes, one injured solider runs back to Cao Cao* Cao Cao: what happened up there? Random Solider: we were ambushed sir. there were two of them. ________________________________- hwang zhong: why do you talk like that? wei yan: wei...yan...not...wearing...comfy...undies. hwang zhong: okaaaaaaay... lets just go out to battle, right. wei yan: what...is...battle? HZ: go put your sharp things in the fleshy things, that scream and bleed, over there! WY: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!! _________________________________________ SUN JIAN IS WALKING THOUGH THE HALLS OF HIS CASTLE AT JIANG DONG. AS HE PASSES ONE OF THE ROOMS, HE HEARS STRANGE NOISES. ***OH YEAH!*** ???? ***OH YEAH!*** SJ: WTF? ***OH YEAH!*** SSX: WOAH! THATS BIG! SUN JIAN BARGES IN, ANGRY AS HELL. SSX: HI DADDY. GAN NING FOUND THE IMPERIAL SEAL IN A WELL AND HAS BEEN MOSOUING FOR 10 SECONDS STRAIT. BIG NEWS HUH. --- ^^^hope you like them. they are some of my best.
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07-28-2005, 02:58 AM | #32 |
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Legend of Zelda:
Link: Dammit im out of bombs! How am i gonna knock down this wall and fight Gannon?! Wait a minute! I picked up this ring from a gypse. She said it would help... *Puts on ring* Gannon: Mwahahaahaa...ha..heh... Dammit its boring just waiting for the hero to come in and fight you. Being a boss sucks... *hears cracking sounds* Gannon: Whats that?! *Wall breaks down* OOOOHHHH YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *In jumps in a giant pitcher of Green Koolade with Link's hat on* Link: I'm gonna take you down like i do to thrist! OH YEAH!!! |
07-30-2005, 10:24 AM | #33 |
Soul Stealer
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Link (from Zelda (DUH)): You know thats the 4th time shes been captured this week, you know what forget it im sick of this S*** im going home and having a nice cold beer
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08-01-2005, 12:31 AM | #34 |
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Peach: Gawd Darn it I kick ass in Super Smash Bros, so why can one freaken Goomba hold me captive
Link: Never drink milk kids Zelda: Hey Link Link: Yea? Zelda: You've saved me like 20 times now... Link: YEa? Zelda: So I think you should be rewarded... Link: YEA!! Zelda: WITH A CHICKEN! Link: oh...yea Link: Hahaha I'm gonna cheat on Zelda by sleeping with that wierd friend of hers... Link: How the cr@p did this cow get in my treehouse? Link: When will somone invent chicken repelent? Loyde: Sorry Collet, but I'm a big hero now, and your just an angel destined to save the world. Your beneath me Black Mage: We better get back to town, it's almost night Black Belt: WTF are you talking about, it's only night time when we go to sleep... Link: I can't even go to sleep anymore... Sim 1: Ever think that we are all part of some crazy game? White Bishop: Now that you mention it... 8-bit Mario: Damn I past the castle 8-bit Toad: WHAT? Mario: Yea it's over to the left alittle Toad: Gawd da*n it now we have to go all the way around the world to get back to it Duck-hunter: I wonder what happens if I aim alittle lower... Dog: Hmm? Last edited by Wilford79; 08-01-2005 at 12:36 AM. |
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