NPF Avatars: A God's Madness - Page 8

Rhiya Ravenwing · 03-16-2006, 08:22 PM

Rhiya appeared in the midst of Pyros' destruction, unscathed.

Her belly was slightly distended. She groaned.

"Oowoaawoaaaaargh. Too many newbs for breakfast makes your 7337|-| r07."

She stopped, draconic brows drawing down into a frown. She tried that sentence again.
"\/\/|-|4t teH |-|311 15 \/\/17h m3 t4kkign 4lL W31rD?!"

Her healthy chaotic glow suddenly turned green for a second, and suddenly a few of the NPFers were faced with the oncoming blast of half-digested n00b limbs and bodies - freshly regurgitated from her stomach!

"Yeeaaargh, that wasn't nice," Rhiya rumbled afterward, still a little green around the head horns, "I think I'll stick with stomping them," she muttered as she ambled back into and over some more n00bs that got in her way.

Premmy · 03-16-2006, 08:32 PM

Premonitions crashed down again on a throng of n00bs. He then did the obligatory giant strong guy thunder clap, sending all the n00bs screaming as the were smashed like glass. He stopped and threw his head back for a hearty evil laugh."Wahahahahahahahahahaha" as he said this the "shrinking" sound was heard and the metal completely dissapeared from his body."Hahaha-hah..ha...hah.. hmmmm" he put both hands in his pockets as he began to stroll away whistling innocently in the stark silence. Then they attacked, before he had time to rustle up a weapon, they were upon him in greater numbers than he could handle he struggled with them the best he could but they latched on to him and soon had him completely restrained. "Offff- I said get offf, HEEEEELLLLLP!"

Mesden · 03-16-2006, 08:38 PM

She glared at Pyros with a small hint of frustration. Most likely because her clothes were on fire and she was covered in sut.

"Yeeeaaaah. Next time you pull an apocalyptic move, warn those in the line of fire."

She erupted in a bright white glow and as it faded she was revealed as if she was never hit by firey death from the skies.

"Oh yeah, I know you know when I am looking at your soul. Goes along with the god thing. And as far as Twiddy goes, I only threatened his evil side because he deserved it. He'll think about what he calls me next time. Anyways, I think we should be off to...Mash was it? I think so."

With that she briskly walked towards Mauve and Co. and the little dragon followed.

Mr.McSpiff · 03-16-2006, 09:34 PM

"Okay, now that we've killed off all of the noobs.. for now, what are we going to do? I mean come on, I don't think this city will survive much longer without the power the Ku- Chur- Kupo-... that the thing gives us, especially with all these noobs running around. So what's the plan?" Spiffy then proceeded to reload his boomstick with 2 of the hundreds of shells he seemed to have in his pocket of insane holding-ness, ignoring the fact that he, and everyone around him was covered in soot and ash.

PyrosNine · 03-16-2006, 09:45 PM

"Mashirosen....huh? That rings a bell....." Pyros thought as he followed Mesden. He grabbed some more root beer and donuts from Spiffy, and walked along. Sub-Pyros made a picture flash of a small glowy white light, but Pyros ignored it. He'd seen more white lights than the Gorillaz on tour for 'Demon Days.' What was he to care about a particular one? OR was he supposed to care for one?

"Hmm...wonder what Incendius is doing...?" Pyros spoke to himself as he wandered through the city. This section of the city was in better shape, not being destroyed by an evil god, or further destroyed by a somewhat good one. The buildings were mostly empty, except for those who didn't mind being stuck in the dark, or were looting houses previously emptied. The people had all gone to various other Forums for their TV and light, and of course to play their Silly WOW, Battlefield, and COH.

Well, he couldn't buy prime real estate until this "kurosen" stolen thing was resolved, so he might as well help on this third adventure. Besides, Rhiya was here, and that was more than enough of a reason to remain. He was particularly impressed with her ability to stomach so many Noobs at once.

POS Industries · 03-16-2006, 09:55 PM

"That... is one big crater."

Pedro sipped on his Coke as he looked into it, at the charred bodies of countless noobs. Normally, one might be thinking of the horrific loss of life, or about why the city's main source of power had apparently ceased to exist. Pedro, on the other hand....

"Wonder if there's any money to be gained in this?"

He walked around the circumference of the hole, suddenly finding himself facing a group of several, shall we say, unique individuals. His analysis of the group would be far too long-winded to go into, but they seemed to be running the show, more or less. Time to get social, he thought to himself.

"Greetlings and salutations, friends!" he boomed, "How are things?"

Incendius · 03-16-2006, 09:56 PM

Come to me all, for at mine location thou shalt locate the tower of the Mashirosen, the object thy needs the voice yet again sounded in all their minds this time bringing along picture to their minds of another tower mirroring that of what the Kurosen used to be, on top of the tower was peached the black robed figure of Incendius. But be forewarned for ahead lies challenges greater then you have faced! The journey is longer then one wouldst imagine, spanning a distance far from the city then most would think! at the voice the image in everyone's minds panned out to reveal an outcropping of rocks standing lonely in a rithing ocean of foam and murderously powerful waves.

In your haste and displays you have drawn unto thyselves more of thine enemies, both ones sent and then others of their ilk!". At that, a collective sigh could possibly have gone through them all, for they had most likely thought the hordes of enemies such as Newbs had been vanquished, or not. Again from all corners and buildings and ruins came the newbs rushing outwards drooling and speaking their hideous tongue, but among them moved crowds of others. These others looked to all to be more intelligent with their slow paced even tempered gait and the area left around them by the other newbs. The few words that came from their mouths sounded much like "I don't come out very often, but this is just proposterous". The lurkers had come.

Mr.McSpiff · 03-16-2006, 10:06 PM

"Well, among the legions of noob zombies, I see some new baddies. Shall the blasting, smacking, magicing, and other forms or violence be comenced? Oh, and who was that guy who was talking in my head?" Spiffy hefted up his shotgun and Rat-Flail, ready to fight. "Oh, hello person I've never seen before, who are you? I am fine, how are you?"

POS Industries · 03-16-2006, 10:17 PM

Pedro looked at the group in front of him, then down to his drink, back at the group, and then back down to the drink. He pauses for a second, and then finally looks back up to the group and addresses the most pressing question on his mind at the moment.

"Okay," he said slowly, "I just had a voice in my head giving me warnings of doom and saw visions of towers and waves crashing on rocks. Regarding this, I have one very important thing to ask all of you..."

He paused once again, taking a deep breath.

"What in the hell is in my drink and who put it there?"

Then he heard them approach. Looking around, he found himself surrounded on all sides by newbs. Worse, he saw that they had brought friends...

Lurkers.

He chugged the last of his Cherry Coke, tossed the empty bottle into the crater, and wished he'd just gone back to sleep.

Mesden · 03-16-2006, 11:05 PM

<A great city? I am starting to see why Raiden did all of this. Oh well.>

The dragon had already flown off to attack many more newbs. It seemed to thoroughly enjoy the mindless killing of the illiterate morons.

Her hand this time had remained in its normal form. She took a more.....direct approach.

The sword made powerful, resonating sounds as many bright waves were shot out from it. Trails of noobs and irregular occurences of lurkers just dropped from being hit with the protrusions of ethereal energy.

Mes turned her head towards Pyros and said, "Anymore apocalyptic spells at your immediate disposal?"

03-16-2006, 08:32 PM	#72
Premmy Stop the hate Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a nice web on fifty first street Posts: 4,466	Premonitions crashed down again on a throng of n00bs. He then did the obligatory giant strong guy thunder clap, sending all the n00bs screaming as the were smashed like glass. He stopped and threw his head back for a hearty evil laugh."Wahahahahahahahahahaha" as he said this the "shrinking" sound was heard and the metal completely dissapeared from his body."Hahaha-hah..ha...hah.. hmmmm" he put both hands in his pockets as he began to stroll away whistling innocently in the stark silence. Then they attacked, before he had time to rustle up a weapon, they were upon him in greater numbers than he could handle he struggled with them the best he could but they latched on to him and soon had him completely restrained. "Offff- I said get offf, HEEEEELLLLLP!" __________________ Drank Last edited by Premmy; 03-16-2006 at 11:36 PM.

03-16-2006, 08:38 PM	#73
Mesden There is no Toph, only Melon Lord! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Inside of a box inside of a smaller box Posts: 4,310	She glared at Pyros with a small hint of frustration. Most likely because her clothes were on fire and she was covered in sut. "Yeeeaaaah. Next time you pull an apocalyptic move, warn those in the line of fire." She erupted in a bright white glow and as it faded she was revealed as if she was never hit by firey death from the skies. "Oh yeah, I know you know when I am looking at your soul. Goes along with the god thing. And as far as Twiddy goes, I only threatened his evil side because he deserved it. He'll think about what he calls me next time. Anyways, I think we should be off to...Mash was it? I think so." With that she briskly walked towards Mauve and Co. and the little dragon followed. __________________ I can tell you're lying.

03-16-2006, 09:34 PM	#74
Mr.McSpiff Level inf. Boomstick Specialist. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In front of my computer... well I'd have to be to be on the forum right now! Posts: 262	"Okay, now that we've killed off all of the noobs.. for now, what are we going to do? I mean come on, I don't think this city will survive much longer without the power the Ku- Chur- Kupo-... that the thing gives us, especially with all these noobs running around. So what's the plan?" Spiffy then proceeded to reload his boomstick with 2 of the hundreds of shells he seemed to have in his pocket of insane holding-ness, ignoring the fact that he, and everyone around him was covered in soot and ash. __________________ Don't hit me. It hurts when I get hit!

03-16-2006, 09:45 PM	#75
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	"Mashirosen....huh? That rings a bell....." Pyros thought as he followed Mesden. He grabbed some more root beer and donuts from Spiffy, and walked along. Sub-Pyros made a picture flash of a small glowy white light, but Pyros ignored it. He'd seen more white lights than the Gorillaz on tour for 'Demon Days.' What was he to care about a particular one? OR was he supposed to care for one? "Hmm...wonder what Incendius is doing...?" Pyros spoke to himself as he wandered through the city. This section of the city was in better shape, not being destroyed by an evil god, or further destroyed by a somewhat good one. The buildings were mostly empty, except for those who didn't mind being stuck in the dark, or were looting houses previously emptied. The people had all gone to various other Forums for their TV and light, and of course to play their Silly WOW, Battlefield, and COH. Well, he couldn't buy prime real estate until this "kurosen" stolen thing was resolved, so he might as well help on this third adventure. Besides, Rhiya was here, and that was more than enough of a reason to remain. He was particularly impressed with her ability to stomach so many Noobs at once. __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

03-16-2006, 09:55 PM	#76
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	"That... is one big crater." Pedro sipped on his Coke as he looked into it, at the charred bodies of countless noobs. Normally, one might be thinking of the horrific loss of life, or about why the city's main source of power had apparently ceased to exist. Pedro, on the other hand.... "Wonder if there's any money to be gained in this?" He walked around the circumference of the hole, suddenly finding himself facing a group of several, shall we say, unique individuals. His analysis of the group would be far too long-winded to go into, but they seemed to be running the show, more or less. Time to get social, he thought to himself. "Greetlings and salutations, friends!" he boomed, "How are things?" __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

03-16-2006, 09:56 PM	#77
Incendius Magikoopa Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,937	Come to me all, for at mine location thou shalt locate the tower of the Mashirosen, the object thy needs the voice yet again sounded in all their minds this time bringing along picture to their minds of another tower mirroring that of what the Kurosen used to be, on top of the tower was peached the black robed figure of Incendius. But be forewarned for ahead lies challenges greater then you have faced! The journey is longer then one wouldst imagine, spanning a distance far from the city then most would think! at the voice the image in everyone's minds panned out to reveal an outcropping of rocks standing lonely in a rithing ocean of foam and murderously powerful waves. In your haste and displays you have drawn unto thyselves more of thine enemies, both ones sent and then others of their ilk!". At that, a collective sigh could possibly have gone through them all, for they had most likely thought the hordes of enemies such as Newbs had been vanquished, or not. Again from all corners and buildings and ruins came the newbs rushing outwards drooling and speaking their hideous tongue, but among them moved crowds of others. These others looked to all to be more intelligent with their slow paced even tempered gait and the area left around them by the other newbs. The few words that came from their mouths sounded much like "I don't come out very often, but this is just proposterous". The lurkers had come. __________________ If you know the enemy and know yourself, your victory will not stand in doubt; if you know Heaven and know Earth, you may make your victory complete. - Sun Tzu The art of war Last edited by Incendius; 03-16-2006 at 10:02 PM.

03-16-2006, 10:06 PM	#78
Mr.McSpiff Level inf. Boomstick Specialist. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In front of my computer... well I'd have to be to be on the forum right now! Posts: 262	"Well, among the legions of noob zombies, I see some new baddies. Shall the blasting, smacking, magicing, and other forms or violence be comenced? Oh, and who was that guy who was talking in my head?" Spiffy hefted up his shotgun and Rat-Flail, ready to fight. "Oh, hello person I've never seen before, who are you? I am fine, how are you?" __________________ Don't hit me. It hurts when I get hit! Last edited by Mr.McSpiff; 03-16-2006 at 10:16 PM.

03-16-2006, 10:17 PM	#79
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	Pedro looked at the group in front of him, then down to his drink, back at the group, and then back down to the drink. He pauses for a second, and then finally looks back up to the group and addresses the most pressing question on his mind at the moment. "Okay," he said slowly, "I just had a voice in my head giving me warnings of doom and saw visions of towers and waves crashing on rocks. Regarding this, I have one very important thing to ask all of you..." He paused once again, taking a deep breath. "What in the hell is in my drink and who put it there?" Then he heard them approach. Looking around, he found himself surrounded on all sides by newbs. Worse, he saw that they had brought friends... Lurkers. He chugged the last of his Cherry Coke, tossed the empty bottle into the crater, and wished he'd just gone back to sleep. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped. Last edited by POS Industries; 03-16-2006 at 11:21 PM.

03-16-2006, 11:05 PM	#80
Mesden There is no Toph, only Melon Lord! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Inside of a box inside of a smaller box Posts: 4,310	<A great city? I am starting to see why Raiden did all of this. Oh well.> The dragon had already flown off to attack many more newbs. It seemed to thoroughly enjoy the mindless killing of the illiterate morons. Her hand this time had remained in its normal form. She took a more.....direct approach. The sword made powerful, resonating sounds as many bright waves were shot out from it. Trails of noobs and irregular occurences of lurkers just dropped from being hit with the protrusions of ethereal energy. Mes turned her head towards Pyros and said, "Anymore apocalyptic spells at your immediate disposal?" __________________ I can tell you're lying. Last edited by Mesden; 03-17-2006 at 10:33 AM.