NPF Avatars: The Journey of a lifetime

Incendius · 03-17-2006, 04:34 PM

Deep in the bowels of the city of the Nuklear Power Feorums a portal coalasced and opened. From this portal entered in the city a new hoard of Newbs and Lurkers, replacing all those that had been vanquished by a tenfold. The battle to save NPF had just begun.

Mr.McSpiff · 03-17-2006, 05:07 PM

"How-" Spiffy shot a noob in the face. "many-" He shot another one, and reloaded. "of-" The cat punched a lurker in the gut, sending it to the ground and stomped on it's head twice. "these-" The would-be-hero pulled both triggers of his shotgun, the barrel pointed at a lurker's face. "things-" He spun around, hitting 3 noobs in the head with his rat-flail, sending them onto a few sharp rocks. "ARE THERE!?"

***Fenris*** · 03-17-2006, 05:12 PM

"Oh, hell no," Fenris said as he watched the approaching swarm of n00bs and lurkers. He decided to take out the n00bs because he is probably the weakest member there.

'They're all more powerful than I am. That dragon and the spellcasters could certainly rip me a new one...' Fenris thought as he crushed skull after skull with his hammer. He found himself in the midst of a swarm of lurkers.

"Oh shit..." he said, eyes wide.

PyrosNine · 03-17-2006, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Premonitions

Premonitions ran his tongue over his teeth and chuckled slightly. "Well, this is all so beautiful. It's more Raiden's brand of mass destruction, yours always looks soooo.... crappy"

"WHAT!!!? Raiden doesn't even understand the beauty and curviture of Murphy's Law! Raiden doesn't even understand Murphy's brother in law! How can you expect a guy who's always takes all his enemies out one by one, picking out the tallest first? There's no art in that!" Pyros fumed.

Mr.McSpiff · 03-17-2006, 05:36 PM

"Cover your nose and duck down!" Spiffy yelled as he ran toward the circle of lurkers.

"Wait, wha-" Fenris replied, but did so.

"JUST DO IT!" The cat jumped above the group, this being possible as he was a feline. He then pointed is posterior towards the circle, and let out another gigantic fart, knocking down many lurkers, and weakening the rest. "Yo, d*****-bags... let's go." and with that, he started bashing and blasting the remainder of the group.

***Fenris*** · 03-17-2006, 05:44 PM

"Thanks!" Fenris yelled, then focusing on a single lurker who wasn't paying attention. He brought his hammer back and slammed it into his skull with all his might. The hammer went straight through it and collided with another lurker.

"Holy-!" Fenris exclaimed. He then regained his composure and rejoined the brawl.

POS Industries · 03-17-2006, 05:50 PM

"HOCUS POCUS!! MERTON!! SHADOW BOLT!! WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!! DARK MATTER!! SOMETHING, ANYTHING!! COME ON!!!"

POS shouted, ineffectually shaking the wand at the incoming swarm of noobs and lurkers. He didn't have nearly enough brawn to fight them alone, and at this rate he wouldn't have enough time to use the Heart ring to summon a new army. Why'd they have to show up before the power up plan was revealed?

Looking around, he saw that the dragon and the cat god easily had things under control, but the same couldn't be said for the more mortal of his current "comrades". Nearest to him, Pedro noticed Fenris getting overwhelmed in the sea of lurkers, as well as Spiffy, who was backing toward the hobo, doing his best to survive the onslaught.

"You scratch my back..." he muttered just as he leapt into the noobish dogpile.

Shoving, kicking, punching, and bludgeoning a path through the drooling hordes, he and McSpiff reached the center to find Fenris crouched down, making his last ditch effort to live on. "Want some company?" Pedro asked them both, grinning with gritted teeth, and continued before Fenris could respond, "Stand back to back to back, fight outward! If we stay together, we might have a chance to get through this!"

Manipulative to the last, he feigned concern for the others because without them, he was doomed. Still, as far as he was concerned, this made them his best friends in the whole wide world at the moment. Why spoil a good thing?

Mr.McSpiff · 03-17-2006, 05:50 PM

"We wouldn't mind some more help. Oh, and nice hammer by the way Mr. Hobo McHomeless." Spiffy blasted another lurker with his boomstick, and switched to his macho voice. "But nothing compared to the power of the Rat-Flail!" He hit a noob so hard in the face that it's neck snapped, then broke within his body comepletely, leaving his head to hang to the side lifelessly as his body fell to the ground.

"That is but a demonstration of th-- oh boy..." Spiffy was cut off, as a lurker jumped through the air, heading right toward him. "Fenris, scary dragon person, Pyros, anyone, I could use some help here!" Spiffy yelled as the lurker landed on him, and they were both currently wrestling on the ground.

POS Industries · 03-17-2006, 05:53 PM

"Oh no you don't!" yelled Pedro as he cracked the flying lurker across the jaw with his wand, "You all right, fuzzy?"

Truce · 03-17-2006, 05:55 PM

Ecurt continued the conversation with the rest of the people who had joined his and Mauve's group (which, at this point, seemed to be Twiddy). "Ever since our first heroic adventure together, we've learned more and more about the powers of the resident gods. In fact, some of us have even shared their power: During Christmas, Raiden gave me a draconic form, and more recently (after reading through the Great Archives), Mauve had been granted with some of his power, if only temporarily. There was also one point where Twiddy's souls had been seperated.

"By studying the processes that allowed those things to happen, I've created an armor that is capable of absorbing their magical powers-or, at least Raiden's. Think of it as a specialized Final Fantasy style Runic Armor. It won't protect from getting pounded from his fists and kicks, but things like lightning bolts won't affect you; in fact, it would make you stronger. It can also prevent him from taking power away from you.

"The problem is, of course, if your bodies can handle the power. Unless you immediately channel the power out of your bodies right as you absorb his strength, there's no telling what it will do to your body. It might make you stronger, it might begin to destroy you." Ecurt smiled. "One thing is for sure-it will change you.

"...oh, and that reminds me. You must never utter the word 'Pancake' while someone is wearing them. It's the self destruct verbal command...so, don't think about breakfast for some time."

03-17-2006, 04:34 PM	#1
Incendius Magikoopa Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,937	NPF Avatars: The Journey of a lifetime Deep in the bowels of the city of the Nuklear Power Feorums a portal coalasced and opened. From this portal entered in the city a new hoard of Newbs and Lurkers, replacing all those that had been vanquished by a tenfold. The battle to save NPF had just begun. __________________ If you know the enemy and know yourself, your victory will not stand in doubt; if you know Heaven and know Earth, you may make your victory complete. - Sun Tzu The art of war

03-17-2006, 05:07 PM	#2
Mr.McSpiff Level inf. Boomstick Specialist. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In front of my computer... well I'd have to be to be on the forum right now! Posts: 262	"How-" Spiffy shot a noob in the face. "many-" He shot another one, and reloaded. "of-" The cat punched a lurker in the gut, sending it to the ground and stomped on it's head twice. "these-" The would-be-hero pulled both triggers of his shotgun, the barrel pointed at a lurker's face. "things-" He spun around, hitting 3 noobs in the head with his rat-flail, sending them onto a few sharp rocks. "ARE THERE!?" __________________ Don't hit me. It hurts when I get hit!

03-17-2006, 05:12 PM	#3
*Fenris* Administrator Join Date: May 2005 Location: East Coast Posts: 6,806	"Oh, hell no," Fenris said as he watched the approaching swarm of n00bs and lurkers. He decided to take out the n00bs because he is probably the weakest member there. 'They're all more powerful than I am. That dragon and the spellcasters could certainly rip me a new one...' Fenris thought as he crushed skull after skull with his hammer. He found himself in the midst of a swarm of lurkers. "Oh shit..." he said, eyes wide. __________________ "FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE" - shiney

03-17-2006, 05:36 PM	#5
Mr.McSpiff Level inf. Boomstick Specialist. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In front of my computer... well I'd have to be to be on the forum right now! Posts: 262	"Cover your nose and duck down!" Spiffy yelled as he ran toward the circle of lurkers. "Wait, wha-" Fenris replied, but did so. "JUST DO IT!" The cat jumped above the group, this being possible as he was a feline. He then pointed is posterior towards the circle, and let out another gigantic fart, knocking down many lurkers, and weakening the rest. "Yo, d*****-bags... let's go." and with that, he started bashing and blasting the remainder of the group. __________________ Don't hit me. It hurts when I get hit!

03-17-2006, 05:44 PM	#6
*Fenris* Administrator Join Date: May 2005 Location: East Coast Posts: 6,806	"Thanks!" Fenris yelled, then focusing on a single lurker who wasn't paying attention. He brought his hammer back and slammed it into his skull with all his might. The hammer went straight through it and collided with another lurker. "Holy-!" Fenris exclaimed. He then regained his composure and rejoined the brawl. __________________ "FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE" - shiney

03-17-2006, 05:50 PM	#7
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	"HOCUS POCUS!! MERTON!! SHADOW BOLT!! WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!! DARK MATTER!! SOMETHING, ANYTHING!! COME ON!!!" POS shouted, ineffectually shaking the wand at the incoming swarm of noobs and lurkers. He didn't have nearly enough brawn to fight them alone, and at this rate he wouldn't have enough time to use the Heart ring to summon a new army. Why'd they have to show up before the power up plan was revealed? Looking around, he saw that the dragon and the cat god easily had things under control, but the same couldn't be said for the more mortal of his current "comrades". Nearest to him, Pedro noticed Fenris getting overwhelmed in the sea of lurkers, as well as Spiffy, who was backing toward the hobo, doing his best to survive the onslaught. "You scratch my back..." he muttered just as he leapt into the noobish dogpile. Shoving, kicking, punching, and bludgeoning a path through the drooling hordes, he and McSpiff reached the center to find Fenris crouched down, making his last ditch effort to live on. "Want some company?" Pedro asked them both, grinning with gritted teeth, and continued before Fenris could respond, "Stand back to back to back, fight outward! If we stay together, we might have a chance to get through this!" Manipulative to the last, he feigned concern for the others because without them, he was doomed. Still, as far as he was concerned, this made them his best friends in the whole wide world at the moment. Why spoil a good thing? __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped. Last edited by POS Industries; 03-17-2006 at 08:49 PM.

03-17-2006, 05:53 PM	#9
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	"Oh no you don't!" yelled Pedro as he cracked the flying lurker across the jaw with his wand, "You all right, fuzzy?" __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

03-17-2006, 05:55 PM	#10
Truce Lakitu Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 3,856	Ecurt continued the conversation with the rest of the people who had joined his and Mauve's group (which, at this point, seemed to be Twiddy). "Ever since our first heroic adventure together, we've learned more and more about the powers of the resident gods. In fact, some of us have even shared their power: During Christmas, Raiden gave me a draconic form, and more recently (after reading through the Great Archives), Mauve had been granted with some of his power, if only temporarily. There was also one point where Twiddy's souls had been seperated. "By studying the processes that allowed those things to happen, I've created an armor that is capable of absorbing their magical powers-or, at least Raiden's. Think of it as a specialized Final Fantasy style Runic Armor. It won't protect from getting pounded from his fists and kicks, but things like lightning bolts won't affect you; in fact, it would make you stronger. It can also prevent him from taking power away from you. "The problem is, of course, if your bodies can handle the power. Unless you immediately channel the power out of your bodies right as you absorb his strength, there's no telling what it will do to your body. It might make you stronger, it might begin to destroy you." Ecurt smiled. "One thing is for sure-it will change you. "...oh, and that reminds me. You must never utter the word 'Pancake' while someone is wearing them. It's the self destruct verbal command...so, don't think about breakfast for some time."