Chick or Dude? AKA: Space Pope Gets Rejected by Arlia Janet

[Aerozord]

well I am a guy, I am sure anyone that knows me has figured that out.

But I would say a gender field would be nice, I mean not like you have to answer it.

[Lockeownzj00]

I actually read through this entire thread. I usually don't humor long ones like this.

First order of business: this.

I can do you one better with a picture of me all tranned out about a year ago. Damn, that fishnet made me feel sexy. And, yeah, I wanna bang Krylo, and all that.

Also, the penises are getting way too much focus in this thread. I'm so awesome I upgraded my vag, and I don't even have one.

Some advice was given that is true: watch out, saying you're female in some communities will make everyone treat you like a glass doll, unfortunately. Luckily, we've got a nice crew here at NPF, I think.

So, I'm a guy. And I'll be the first to admit that I've always had a problem with being attracted to really cool female forumites which I know will never go anywhere.

Damn internet.

[Dj_StarChild]

Originally Posted by Red Mage's Hat

I'm a dude, duuude.

LIES! You're a hat!

edit: Locke, I think Krylo wins on looking more like a girl...

[Lockeownzj00]

Not necessarily on looking more like a girl. Just slutty.

Manslutty.

[TheSpacePope]

So, I'm a guy. And I'll be the first to admit that I've always had a problem with being attracted to really cool female forumites which I know will never go anywhere.

and we have a lot of those. It's hard to live here dude.
the internet that is.

Manslutty.

You both looked pretty slutty, but i think at the same level of drunk, i'd fuck........


your sister, or just someone sans peni.

Originally Posted by premonitions

Well see I wholeheartedly support that idea, whatever will we name it?

TJ McFatSacks, and we'll sell weed out the back. And have big booty girls makin it clap* clap*.

locke, you want a job?
as a dancer of course,
krylo you too.
well have something for the fella's and the ladies.

[Flarecobra]

Ok, Space Pope, which out of all of us would you put into your club, out of curiosity...

[Red Mage's Hat]

Originally Posted by Dj_StarChild

LIES! You're a hat!

edit: Locke, I think Krylo wins on looking more like a girl...

Oh noes! You discovered my secret.

[TheSpacePope]

Way to put me on the spot flarecobra
i think that the following girls of the NPF are hot
....uhh not.

but seriously,
Well, I need a marine. For security. and lap dances.
I need someone to dance psycotically to metal.
Some kind of girl that is likened to a noctournal animal.
you know, strippers.
that's what I need
strippers.

***
Alright, look, all of the girls at NPF are to goodly to work at a strip club.
Especially one as sleazy as the one that I'd run. :shifty:
But I'd take you all, you are all good looking enough to make me and you lots of dough. and premonitions, you will minister out the girls' funds, the house gets 30%
Plus, in my club, girls of the NPF drink free.
and so do mods
Cept krylo, he has to pay, unless he wears that skirt. grooowlll :o

Edit: I thought about it and I think that I will use the most common thing said to women on the net by men.
SEND NOODZ
then I'll be able to tell properly your caliber.

[Arlia Janet]

Noodz?




That's not really me.

[PhoenixFlame]

Originally Posted by TheSpacePope

Edit: I thought about it and I think that I will use the most common thing said to women on the net by men.
SEND NOODZ
then I'll be able to tell properly your caliber.

My caliber is .50AE, although I also prefer Plasma weapons, which do not come in specified calibers.

Perhaps you'd like to see? Would you prefer to be tenderized or well done?

((This topic has gone so far off topic that it'd be a shame, if it weren't in the off-topic thread.))