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Unread 07-22-2006, 03:28 AM   #11
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Rhiya-the-dragon perked up, running a serpentine tongue over her large teeth. She grinned - having lack of lips currently - and looked down.

"Well... for starters, anybody that isn't riding me would be a nice snack...."

A bit of saliva splashed onto the ground, sending droplets flying in the general direction of everybody. Rhiya's eyes flashed deviously as she looked down.

"Making myself big-sized takes a lot of effort and energy...."
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Unread 07-22-2006, 04:14 AM   #12
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A droplet of glowing red magical energy dripped from nowhere onto the ground, flowing into what looked and spread like a pool of lambent blood. Scorched, torn corpses floated to the surface of the pool, spines ripping free from backs like gruesome centipedes, bones wrenching themselves from flesh, to form themselves into a hideously magnificent throne of bone. Suddenly, a living figure lounged in the throne, legs hanging over one skull-capped armrest, black eyes glittering in intense amusement. Dragonsbane favored Rhiya with a wave, a wicked grin, and a gesture that indicated the corpses.

"Hungry?" his tone was a cordial invitation to feast on the mound of still-warm flesh and meat, while the four insectoid-looking bone legs of the throne raised his it out of the mass, and carried it toward her. It was apparent that it could also be used as a saddle.
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Unread 07-22-2006, 05:39 AM   #13
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Rhiya's draconic eyes narrowed to slits at the approaching Dragonsbane. Her body lowered itself to emulate that of a leering sneer.

"You think that you can saddle me by sating my hunger? I may willingly carry creatures, but there are consequences to be seated upon me on a bony throne," despite her comments, the others could clearly see that Rhiya was definitely salivating a bit more. Another globe of saliva hit the earth with a resounding Thud!
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Unread 07-22-2006, 05:53 AM   #14
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Dragonsbane sighed, rolled his black eyes, and patted her on the snout, "Just eat the damned food, Rhiya, it's still nice and warm."
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Unread 07-22-2006, 06:01 AM   #15
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There was a moment's pause inbetween Dragonsbane's words and Rhiya's next action. The dragon started off with a draconic, rumbling laughter, then nudged the mage playfully, causing the throne to skitter sideways awkwardly.

"Thanks for the free meal," she chuckled as she stretched forward and plunged her jaws into the fleshy, still-warm mass.

"Awww, you've even included Flamers and Troll meat! How sweet," she said through intermittent chews.
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Unread 07-22-2006, 06:07 AM   #16
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"What can I say? I have a soft spot for dragons and creatures of mass destruction." He replied cheerfully, smiling despite the draconudge and scritching under her jaw, "You eat it all, plenty of energy for you, dragon-girl."

His throne clambered forward, onto her back, with the legs extending and locking around her like a harness...or a decorative bit of armor. He pulled a lever made from a human tibia, and it reclined, allowing him to sit comfortably while the dragon fed
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And with the comfortable seating came a very uncomfortable poke from a very pointy, golden sword.

When Dragonsbane looked at the annoyance, there stood Mesden in all of her suprising lack of glory for a Goddess over something that's as flashy as ethereal energy.

With a small, odd look she spoke to the Mage, "You're dammmmn creepy, you know that?"

She gestures towards the chair...made of bones. And the mass of meat the gurgled its way into existance.

"I mean, seriously. This stuff is just plain creepy."
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Unread 07-22-2006, 07:13 AM   #18
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Hearing the comment about energy, Syttulg spoke up.

"Hey Rhiya, remind me some time that we aren't busy saving the world to make a batch of the symbiotic algae that's in my skin to give to you. The stuff is delicate, so it takes a day or two to make if you don't want it eating your internal organs, but it might help with your energy situation."
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Ecurt was still in the crater, though he had inexplicably healed his wounds for quite a while now. He just didn't feel like going back inside since it would mean that he would be greated with death, destruction, and rainbows. Instead, he just waited until everybody was about to leave.

From the beginning, he hadn't planned on going with the rest of them. He would trail them, as it was his duty to be on damage control. It didn't look like Earth itself would be in too much danger this time, but you could never tell what the NPFers might actually do, and with Nein around chances were that he was going to be blamed for it all.
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Unread 07-22-2006, 11:20 PM   #20
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"Alright, I think that's all the seats I have." TB said. He then gazed over at Premonitions.

"Oh, come on, do you have any ground to be whining about being attacked? I seem to remember something about a sword and me exploding...I mean, if you're going to kill me, at least be unique about it. I've been stabbed and blown apart more times than I can remember...the reason why I'm not mad at Garud is because I've never been hugged to death before...it was unique...original. If you're going to TK, at least TK, in style."

TB stopped to consider his own words for the moment. "You know...lasers aren't very stylish." He pushed a button, and the lasers popped back down into the trunk, whiched closed. "Of course...death is not the only punishment I can inflict." TB said with an evil grin, as he reached into his pocket. He pulled out a small radio. "May I suggest we get moving? Or at least plug your ears...you aren't going to want to hear this...it's the John Lennon Hour on K-HELL radio." Flipping the power switch on, TB threw the radio at Premonitions, and dived into his car.

The radio came to life with a most horrid sound.

TAKE THE LAST TRAIN TO CLARKSVILLE, AND I'LL MEET YOU AT THE STATION! YOU CAN BE THERE BY 4:30, 'CAUSE I MADE YOUR RESERVATION! DON'T BE SLOW! NO NO NO NO!!!...JOHNNY, WHY AREN'T YOU SINGING?!

I'm not singing because I don't know the [Expeletive: Something about a bartender, a horse, and a priest] to the [Expeletive: Involving a pair of scissors, a pianst, and a physically impossible act] song! It's by The [Expeletive: The Queen of England, an electrical socket, and Godzilla...you make the connection] Monkees! How am I suppose to know words to a sing I never [Expeletive: Some rubbish about a car battery, the Hoover dam, and a Great White shark]?!

OMGOMGAreweontheair?IlikedTheMonkees,butnotasmucha sIlikedyouandtheBeatles,John,atleastuntilyouandthe witchovertherebrokeuptheband.ButIlikeyouanyways,ev enthoughshekilledme,andIkilledher,andnowwe'reinHel l,butIgettobeonyourradioprogram,whichisgreatand-

Oh for the love [Expeletive: Something about the Creator doing a genetic unwise act]! I thought I got a restraining order against you!

"Quick, get in and lets go before Yoko Ono starts singing again!" TB yelled.
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