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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: The sky.
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So...um...make more comics? Um.
It's hard to be original, dangit.
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09-27-2006, 12:50 PM
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Om Nom Nom
Join Date: Sep 2005
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I haven't said it in awhile, so thanks again for all the comments and support and everything, you guys rock.
   Ninety percent of all horrors movies would be over before they began if people utilized this crazy thing called “Good Judgment” or even “Common Fucking Sense”. Unless you're fat. If you’re fat you’re getting comedy death and you’re getting it early. Sorry, bud.
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09-27-2006, 01:31 PM
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Argus Agony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Gotta go fishing!
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And that is why the Republican Party wants abstinence-only education in schools. You'll thank them later.
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09-27-2006, 02:18 PM
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THE SUPREME COURT DID WHAT?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Arkansas (for now)
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These just might be the funniest ones so far.
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09-27-2006, 02:44 PM
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Om Nom Nom
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Today’s Edition: Know Your Role! If you’re a girl and you’re not 1) Naïve or 2) A Bitch, you’ll probably be okay in roughly ninety eight percent of all possible horror scenarios no matter what so just sit back and relax. If you're a guy, find the above girl and get her to fall in love with you in a mutual romantic relationship. You may still die, but it's your only shot. Another tip for guys: Don’t be the Jerk. Being the Jerk will buy you a longer lifespan than most of your friends but ensures you'll eventually buy it in a worse way than anyone else. The Jerk will always be somehow antagonistic towards everyone else despite horrendous circumstances that threaten to destroy you all. He’s a jerk. The Jerk is interchangeable with the Bitch, though your group may contain them both. Like the Jerk, the Naïve Girl will have an extended lifespan over the rest of your hapless group, but eventually she’ll try and play catch with the Fellhound or something because it seems friendly.
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10-01-2006, 03:56 AM
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for all seasons
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What? Naw, like 9 times out of 10 the Naive Girl is the one who lives.
See the trick is to start as the Naive Girl then transition into Plucky Heroine Who Refuses to Give Up. I think your problem here is you're confusing the Naive Girl with the Dumb Whore. Which is an easy enough mistake to make. Honestly if you're a dude? Just worry about banging as many coed camp counselors as you can until somebody offs you. I mean in all probability you're gonna die no matter what you do, but you might manage get the heroine pregnant, and at least that's something.
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Master of muthafu¢%in' invisibility
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Also, I was wondering what movie you culled the kids with no eyes from.
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10-01-2006, 11:46 AM
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Argus Agony
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Om Nom Nom
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And sorry about the delay but I no longer have the internet. To make up for it, here's two character panels. Everything in the second one is stolen from somewhere else.   I AIN'T MAD THIS IS JUST HOW I TALK IF ONE MORE PERSON TELLS ME TO CALM DOWN I AM GOING TO RAPE SOMETHING SPEAKING OF RAPE HERE IS MY COUSIN.  
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