The CRAPPIEST game - Page 2

BitVyper · 09-26-2006, 08:25 PM

I like it when the truck starts driving straight up a cliff face.

Edit: Ditto about anti-FFIX guy being dead and all. That's one of the few GOOD FF games.

Mondt · 09-26-2006, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Azisien

And beyond being dead to Fenriswolf, I have to conclude you really haven't played many games.

No kidding. How is it any more repetitive than the other FFs? (Don't answer that)

If a game has a terrible beginning, it's not good to me. It can have an amazing, intricate, complex yet somehow easy to understand storyline, but if it's dull to begin with, then the whole storyline just dies.

To me.

Regulus Tera · 09-26-2006, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Azisien

-Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball

...like anyone here bought it to play with it. At least using the common meaning of gameplay.

Azisien · 09-26-2006, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Neko Tera-san

...like anyone here bought it to play with it. At least using the common meaning of gameplay.

Sadly, I know someone who did. At least, that's his public explanation.

Random Ninja · 09-26-2006, 09:41 PM

....

I know girls that have bought that game. And they're not gay. So...yeah. I'm sure some play it for the right reasons.

Worst game I've ever played: Magna Carta: Tears of Blood.

I couldn't get past the first mission, the gameplay was just so horrible. The graphics were sub-par, he combat system sucked (it's a freakin' RPG, you gotta try pretty hard to screw that up.) and the storyline and characters were pathetic.

Worst game I've seen: Rumble Roses.

That game makes DoAXBV look like game of the year.

***Fenris*** · 09-26-2006, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Dwarfburg citizen

And as for you you FFIX hater...You sir, are dead to me.

Copycat. =P

Ah, I had forgotten about Big Rigs. I remember the X-Play review. I want that game just to make fun of how bad it is.

Novasol · 09-27-2006, 12:30 AM

You don't know pain until you've experienced Captain Novolin or AD&D Heroes of the Lance.

lymerion · 09-27-2006, 01:17 AM

Castlequest.

A game so bad I had trouble beating it even when cheating. Practically unbeatable otherwise. I know it's possible (there's a speedrun of it on the internet somewhere), it's just not worth the truly mind-numbing pain of the experience.

1) Story is incredibly cliched.
2) Controls suck.
3) Gameplay sucks.
4) Graphics (even for NES standards) suck.
5) Music really sucks (there's only 4-5 actual tracks, and they're all irritating as hell).
6) Game/Level design sucks. Hard. Think about this: The game starts you out with 50 (FIFTY!) lives. The game was designed so poorly that you need at least that many in order to complete it.

If you can beat it on actual hardware, without cheating, AND without inserting the controller into the TV, then I hereby declare you a gaming god.

Mirai Gen · 09-27-2006, 01:35 AM

Damn, someone posted Big Rigs before I could.

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Originally Posted by Azisien

Sadly, I know someone who did. At least, that's his public explanation.

Dude, that's everyone's explanation.

gurusloth · 09-27-2006, 02:45 AM

The story behind Big Rigs is that someone at the company screwed up major and sent a very early beta version of the game in place of the final version to the game printing factory. The actual final version of the game was never released to the public, but supposedly it is actually a playable game and not a total piece of shite.

09-26-2006, 08:25 PM	#11
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	I like it when the truck starts driving straight up a cliff face. Edit: Ditto about anti-FFIX guy being dead and all. That's one of the few GOOD FF games. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

09-26-2006, 09:41 PM	#15
Random Ninja Canada's Secret Weapon. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 278	.... I know girls that have bought that game. And they're not gay. So...yeah. I'm sure some play it for the right reasons. Worst game I've ever played: Magna Carta: Tears of Blood. I couldn't get past the first mission, the gameplay was just so horrible. The graphics were sub-par, he combat system sucked (it's a freakin' RPG, you gotta try pretty hard to screw that up.) and the storyline and characters were pathetic. Worst game I've seen: Rumble Roses. That game makes DoAXBV look like game of the year. __________________ :rmage: :You know, the last time we screwed with Canada, they burned down the White House (circa 1812AD, Planet Earth). Ever since then, they've been sitting up there...waiting... Waiting for us to let down our guard...I wouldn't be caught dead saying anything bad about those brave, handsome psychopathic pyros up in the Great White North. Not when we're 0 for 1.

09-27-2006, 12:30 AM	#17
Novasol N...ne...sss.... h...iii...iiiiii.. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 9th Circle of Hell Posts: 587	You don't know pain until you've experienced Captain Novolin or AD&D Heroes of the Lance. __________________ Now, I'm not saying my opponent is a communist, but if he had a large sum of money, he would distribute it evenly to the populace... WITH PRIORITY GIVEN TO THOSE IN NEED.

09-27-2006, 02:45 AM	#20
gurusloth Master of muthafu�%in' invisibility Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,224	The story behind Big Rigs is that someone at the company screwed up major and sent a very early beta version of the game in place of the final version to the game printing factory. The actual final version of the game was never released to the public, but supposedly it is actually a playable game and not a total piece of shite. __________________ Mashirosen: I personally will not rest until I have turned NPF into ___________I"My Little Pony Collector's E-Snuggle Social Club - No Boys Allowed"

09-27-2006, 01:17 AM	#18
lymerion I got nothin'. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 432	Castlequest. A game so bad I had trouble beating it even when cheating. Practically unbeatable otherwise. I know it's possible (there's a speedrun of it on the internet somewhere), it's just not worth the truly mind-numbing pain of the experience. 1) Story is incredibly cliched. 2) Controls suck. 3) Gameplay sucks. 4) Graphics (even for NES standards) suck. 5) Music really sucks (there's only 4-5 actual tracks, and they're all irritating as hell). 6) Game/Level design sucks. Hard. Think about this: The game starts you out with 50 (FIFTY!) lives. The game was designed so poorly that you need at least that many in order to complete it. If you can beat it on actual hardware, without cheating, AND without inserting the controller into the TV, then I hereby declare you a gaming god.