Mythological Roleplay - Page 4

Arhra · 10-05-2006, 10:05 AM

Funnily enough, it actually allows something I was considering. Mmm, reincarnation. Tcharne is purposefully designed to not think like normal people, what with being an alien god and all. I'm surprised there hasn't really been anyone doing the equivalent of "Who the hell are you?".

In other news, war is bad!

In other, other news: Gah! Things are moving quite quickly.

Whightwolf · 10-05-2006, 10:29 AM

what do you think Im doing next?

Astral Harmony · 10-05-2006, 11:21 AM

I'm surprised I'm not laughing my ass off about this whole raging war going on...

Chimaera: "Huah ha ha ha haaaagh! I shall devour you greedily!"
Catgirl: "You'll be devouring my halberd soon enough."
Chimaera: "Oh yeah? Well my god has a bigger penis than your god!"
Catgirl: "Of course he does. My god is a female."
Chimaera: "Oh, right. You serve that 'Divine Bitch'. What's it like to have her as your god?"
Catgirl: "Well, having the men I sleep with for breeding pretty much be what just about all the other girls in my village sleep with kills any relationship I ever might've thought of having, but the dental plan is fuckin' sweet."
Chimaera: "Hmmm...dental plan. Well, my teeth aren't doing too good. Maybe I should worship your god for only as long as it takes to set up and go through an appointment. Or at least a checkup."
Catgirl: "Well, let's go get you registered as a worshipper of Phrayce."
Chimaera: "Y'know, I've always heard tales that she does indeed have a penis."
Catgirl: "I wouldn't try mentioning that around those who would tell on you."

Marinan · 10-05-2006, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squishy Cheeks

Villager: Please mighty Charok spare my sons life, oh mighty lord of terror, don't let Lycer and Gazee ruin him.

Charok: Nope sorry, I gotta a quota.

could I add the harvest to my domain? I'm thinking farmers praying to me not to kill their crops would be fitting. Unless someone else wants to take over agriculture.

You may gain in power over time. All gods may compete or otherwise strive to attain more domains than they began with.

Astral Harmony · 10-05-2006, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marinan

You may gain in power over time. All gods may compete or otherwise strive to attain more domains than they began with.

Kamin: "You have done very well as of late, Goddess Phrayce."
Phrayce: "I thank you for your praise, Lord Kamin."
Kamin: "I'm not finished yet. As the god that can create anything, I shall create a new domain, and I desire you to be the one who holds sway over it."
Phrayce: "A new domain? For me? Really?"
Kamin: "Indeed. I, the Divine Lord Kamin, do hereby grant you, Goddess Phrayce, with the domain of...cosmetic surgery!"
Phrayce: "Buh?"

EDIT: Actually, fighting NPC gods sounds like the way to go for control over new domains. That or acquiring artifacts. It could be a lot of fun.

dementedmongoose · 10-05-2006, 08:42 PM

I gotta say that I'm kind of surprised by the way everything is going. I'm the god of war, with the most savage races imagined under my thumb, I practically referee every war fought, and nobody's tried to buy me off.

In other news, sorry about the stealing a Lich, but I needed to promote from the outside, since I don't exactly have the brightest bulbs on the strip at my disposal, and the smart ones are either physically inequipped to speak, or they're too big to fit into an Orc cavern.

Squishy Cheeks · 10-06-2006, 06:43 AM

No prob, I just rolled out my Reapers, a.k.a Uber Death Dealers

Arhra · 10-06-2006, 09:37 AM

And I have one nameless guy! Oh, and there are those who Tcharne set apart from death, instead putting them on a cycle of reincarnation, but they're more something like sleeper agents.

Really though, I do have to set the nameless warrior on some tasks to train him up in disciple-hood. I do need to come up with some nice name for them - I'm planning on having more than one.

Just wanting to clear this up, but are these 'Liches' meant to have anything to do with the reincarnating ones?

And while I think of it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arhra

Change, chaos, chance and growth all fall within Tcharne's power, for it is the god's very nature to imagine all things different. But, Tcharne is a god who would grow upwards rather than throw all into decay. Striving endears one to Tcharne.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marinan

You may gain in power over time. All gods may compete or otherwise strive to attain more domains than they began with.

Cue maniacal laughter.

Whightwolf · 10-08-2006, 05:48 PM

I may or may not have created a fantasy green lantern corps lol

Arhra · 10-10-2006, 08:18 AM

Ah, vaguely alluded to grand plans. How I love you. In this kind of thing, you should think big or not at all.

I really do have to step up the recruitment of favoured champions. Had a few ideas for some so I'll have to put them into practise.

That reminds me. Quite a tangle of races we seem to have.

10-05-2006, 10:05 AM	#31
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	Funnily enough, it actually allows something I was considering. Mmm, reincarnation. Tcharne is purposefully designed to not think like normal people, what with being an alien god and all. I'm surprised there hasn't really been anyone doing the equivalent of "Who the hell are you?". In other news, war is bad! In other, other news: Gah! Things are moving quite quickly. __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

10-05-2006, 10:29 AM	#32
Whightwolf Shyguy Join Date: May 2006 Location: Lancaster Posts: 107	what do you think Im doing next? Last edited by Whightwolf; 10-08-2006 at 05:48 PM.

10-05-2006, 11:21 AM	#33
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	I'm surprised I'm not laughing my ass off about this whole raging war going on... Chimaera: "Huah ha ha ha haaaagh! I shall devour you greedily!" Catgirl: "You'll be devouring my halberd soon enough." Chimaera: "Oh yeah? Well my god has a bigger penis than your god!" Catgirl: "Of course he does. My god is a female." Chimaera: "Oh, right. You serve that 'Divine Bitch'. What's it like to have her as your god?" Catgirl: "Well, having the men I sleep with for breeding pretty much be what just about all the other girls in my village sleep with kills any relationship I ever might've thought of having, but the dental plan is fuckin' sweet." Chimaera: "Hmmm...dental plan. Well, my teeth aren't doing too good. Maybe I should worship your god for only as long as it takes to set up and go through an appointment. Or at least a checkup." Catgirl: "Well, let's go get you registered as a worshipper of Phrayce." Chimaera: "Y'know, I've always heard tales that she does indeed have a penis." Catgirl: "I wouldn't try mentioning that around those who would tell on you." Last edited by Astral Harmony; 10-05-2006 at 11:25 AM.

10-05-2006, 08:42 PM	#36
dementedmongoose Mangoose! Join Date: May 2004 Location: IN TEH NAVYS! SINKIN UR SHIPS! Posts: 655	I gotta say that I'm kind of surprised by the way everything is going. I'm the god of war, with the most savage races imagined under my thumb, I practically referee every war fought, and nobody's tried to buy me off. In other news, sorry about the stealing a Lich, but I needed to promote from the outside, since I don't exactly have the brightest bulbs on the strip at my disposal, and the smart ones are either physically inequipped to speak, or they're too big to fit into an Orc cavern. __________________ I was nothing but a lonely all American boy, Looking out for something to do. And you were nothing but a lonely all American girl, But you were something like a dream come true.

10-10-2006, 08:18 AM	#40
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	Ah, vaguely alluded to grand plans. How I love you. In this kind of thing, you should think big or not at all. I really do have to step up the recruitment of favoured champions. Had a few ideas for some so I'll have to put them into practise. That reminds me. Quite a tangle of races we seem to have. __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

10-08-2006, 05:48 PM	#39
Whightwolf Shyguy Join Date: May 2006 Location: Lancaster Posts: 107	I may or may not have created a fantasy green lantern corps lol