The CRAPPIEST game - Page 7

Astral Harmony · 10-11-2006, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Monkeybonk

...This means that the penniless drunks down at the bar in town will be carrying DAEDRIC WEAPONS, the most rare, powerful, and expensive weapons in Elder Scrolls lore (outside of artifact weapons, of course). You will run into Bandits you will demand 100 gold from you while wearing armor worth THOUSANDS of gold.

You're serious? Yep, that's definitely broken...and possibly the most hilarious thing I've read in this thread.

Grandmaster_Skweeb · 10-11-2006, 06:27 PM

On the subject of Bethesda's Oblivion

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Originally Posted by Monkeybonk

Oblivion is a role-playing game the same way Everquest or World of Warcraft are RPGs. I'm not going to play bullshit semantics here with the definition of a role-playing game. Go play Fallout 2 if you want to see what a REAL RPG is like.

Monkeybonk, reading that entire thing about Oblivion made me die a little more inside. Wanna know why?

Wait for it....

Bethesda is working on Fallout 3.
:gonk:

Azazel · 10-16-2006, 01:21 AM

The worst game I have ever owned was wipeout for N64.

Piccollende · 10-16-2006, 06:01 AM

God of War. I can't really explain why, it could be because the only want to suceed in that game was to spam the same combos constantly(you could mix it up if you wanted, but there was no point. If they could block your 5-hit they'd block everything else.), it cause be the mediocere level design, or it could be that I have absolutely no emotion regarding kratos that isn't tied to revulsion. I like to care about my avatars, so the mass murdering psycho vengence types don't tend to do it for me that often. Mostly though, I think it's because I played the MUCH superior, In my opinion, Devil May Cry 3 first.

EDIT: Edited for Spelling yo.

TBrauns · 10-18-2006, 12:54 PM

For me, storyline is everything. If I can't get hooked on the story, I'm done with the game.

After that, the interfacing, be it combat or puzzles or what have you. It's gotta hold my attention.

Graphics don't mean much to me anymore.

JuggerHobbit · 10-18-2006, 01:58 PM

Worst game ever? Easy. Final Fantasy Mystic Quest. Hands down. Terrible storyline (there was a story?), awful game play, characters who I wanted to die... ugh. This game made me want to kill a baby. Maybe even two.

CRAZIE_GUY · 10-18-2006, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Piccollende

God of War. I can't really explain why, it could be because the only want to suceed in that game was to spam the same combos constantly(you could mix it up if you wanted, but there was no point. If they could block your 5-hit they'd block everything else.), it cause be the mediocere level design, or it could be that I have absolutely no emotion regarding kratos that isn't tied to revulsion. I like to care about my avatars, so the mass murdering psycho vengence types don't tend to do it for me that often. Mostly though, I think it's because I played the MUCH superior, In my opinion, Devil May Cry 3 first.

EDIT: Edited for Spelling yo.

:bmage: And whats wrong witht the mass murdering psycho type?

BB · 10-26-2006, 09:54 AM

I say take your pick from the list.

It is written, ""only Link can defeat Gannon".

Piccollende · 10-26-2006, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CRAZIE_GUY

:bmage: And whats wrong witht the mass murdering psycho type?

That's completely Different! BM is a lovable Mass Murdering psychopath. Plus, he's inept. Kratos is entirely too good at his job.

Hyarion · 10-26-2006, 11:32 AM

Deus Ex: Invisible War

Original Deus Ex: Lockpicks (For locks), Multitools (For everything else).
DX: IW: Multitools. For everything. Period.

Original Deus Ex: At least one type of ammo for each gun, and a separate one for secondary fire modes.
DX: IW: Ammo Clips. The same ones. For every. Single. Fucking. Gun.

Original Deus Ex: A little dated looking, but runs like silk.
DX: IW: Is utterly unplayable until you've installed the latest patch, and is then just BARELY playable. On a PC that's better than the state of the art ones when it was released.

Original Deus Ex: Acceptably good AI, occasionally smarter than you expect.
DX: IW: Lobotomy patient AI that ignores the screams of the guard you're butchering about eight feet away behind them.

Original Deus Ex: Interesting, varied levels with multiple routes through.
DX: IW: Ugly, UGLY corridor roaming with only one route. At least at the start. I was so disappointed in it, I never made it past the first half-hour.

I pirated Invisible War, and I felt that I'd been ripped off for the cost of the blank CDs I wasted burning it.
It might not have been SO bad had I not played the original first, but even if I hadn't, it would stil have been mediocre at best.

10-16-2006, 01:21 AM	#63
Azazel Goomba Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3	The worst game I have ever owned was wipeout for N64. __________________ If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh. - Magus

10-16-2006, 06:01 AM	#64
Piccollende Niiiiice. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The dark side of the universe, Mississippi Posts: 13	God of War. I can't really explain why, it could be because the only want to suceed in that game was to spam the same combos constantly(you could mix it up if you wanted, but there was no point. If they could block your 5-hit they'd block everything else.), it cause be the mediocere level design, or it could be that I have absolutely no emotion regarding kratos that isn't tied to revulsion. I like to care about my avatars, so the mass murdering psycho vengence types don't tend to do it for me that often. Mostly though, I think it's because I played the MUCH superior, In my opinion, Devil May Cry 3 first. EDIT: Edited for Spelling yo. __________________ 4 years of lurking and this is the best name I could manage?

10-18-2006, 12:54 PM	#65
TBrauns Fifth Freedom Executor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 21	For me, storyline is everything. If I can't get hooked on the story, I'm done with the game. After that, the interfacing, be it combat or puzzles or what have you. It's gotta hold my attention. Graphics don't mean much to me anymore. __________________ Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded... Drakon: Yeah, I couldnt imagine being a teenage girl without fingers Cayr: ...you imagine yourself being a teenage girl? Drakon: ................I hate you so bad. --Friend, speaking about Powerpuff Girls

10-18-2006, 01:58 PM	#66
JuggerHobbit Goomba Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Carbondale, Illinois Posts: 12	Worst game ever? Easy. Final Fantasy Mystic Quest. Hands down. Terrible storyline (there was a story?), awful game play, characters who I wanted to die... ugh. This game made me want to kill a baby. Maybe even two. __________________ I'm against picketting, but I don't know how to show it...

10-26-2006, 09:54 AM	#68
BB >-❥ Love Arrow, Shoot! ~💖 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 675	I say take your pick from the list. It is written, ""only Link can defeat Gannon".

10-26-2006, 11:32 AM	#70
Hyarion Scion of Earendil Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 102	Deus Ex: Invisible War Original Deus Ex: Lockpicks (For locks), Multitools (For everything else). DX: IW: Multitools. For everything. Period. Original Deus Ex: At least one type of ammo for each gun, and a separate one for secondary fire modes. DX: IW: Ammo Clips. The same ones. For every. Single. Fucking. Gun. Original Deus Ex: A little dated looking, but runs like silk. DX: IW: Is utterly unplayable until you've installed the latest patch, and is then just BARELY playable. On a PC that's better than the state of the art ones when it was released. Original Deus Ex: Acceptably good AI, occasionally smarter than you expect. DX: IW: Lobotomy patient AI that ignores the screams of the guard you're butchering about eight feet away behind them. Original Deus Ex: Interesting, varied levels with multiple routes through. DX: IW: Ugly, UGLY corridor roaming with only one route. At least at the start. I was so disappointed in it, I never made it past the first half-hour. I pirated Invisible War, and I felt that I'd been ripped off for the cost of the blank CDs I wasted burning it. It might not have been SO bad had I not played the original first, but even if I hadn't, it would stil have been mediocre at best.