Sooooo.

[Osterbaum]

Okay, you're never allowed to name a child, ever. Jesus fuck, why not just call him Swirlietarget McWedgiepants and be done with it?

Oh, I haven't even started yet.

Also, inasmuch as it's still up for discussion, but as far as names go - I'm pretty sure every boy growin' up at some point or another wishes his parents had been cool enough to name him Chainsaw.

Come on, you know it's true.

Oh, I'm totally with this suggestion. Take it in to consideration. And if you guys don't like Chainsaw, call him (if it is a he) Moottorisaha.

We, as the forum, collectively own it?

It could be communism, taken to a whole new level.

[Meister]

No, if anyone owns it, it's Brian. And you know he's just going to sell the little tyke off to slavery to finance his Tau habit.

[Lady Cygnet]

Congratulations Rai Rai and Shiney! May you have a safe, healthy, and relatively pleasant pregnancy.

[Dular]

Hey how about a video of the conception to scar everyone here for life?

Nah just kidding. Happy pregnancy and safe birthin' to ya two.

I hope Shiney passes out at the birthing. That'd be hilarious.

[Sky Warrior Bob]

Originally Posted by Tydeus

What, so, the baby is now ours? We, as the forum, collectively own it? There's definitely got to be some legal grounds for that argument, I mean, two mods, brought together by NPF -- obviously, without NPF, no baby, thus, all the same rights as the parents.

I can't wait to see what kind of adult the child will become afte being acclimated to society soley by the collective wisdom of NPF. *shudder*

What a....glorious? Day for the forum?

*Weeps*

I could refer to you as Ty-Dye, but it wouldn't make it your name. Similarly, members of the forum, could start referring to Alexander as Lex. (Assuming that it ends up being a boy, and they go with said name.)

Oh, but I suppose you weren't be serious...

SWB

[Tydeus]

Originally Posted by Sky Warrior Bob

Oh, but I suppose you weren't be serious...

SWB

Well, of course not.

It was more the "if we do end up with a boy" part anyway. Like, how does one "end up with a boy" without being the parent? Right? Or is that the crazy leaking out again? Damnit, where's that spackle....

[mauve]

Aw, come on. Everyone's voting for a boy here! You know what? RaiRai, Shiney, I hope you have a beautiful, healthy baby GIRL. Let's have a RaiRai Junior. Or... y'know... whatever the female version of "junior" is. Juniorette? Yeah. I'm voting for a juniorette.

I can't wait to see what kind of adult the child will become afte being acclimated to society soley by the collective wisdom of NPF.

A child raised collectively by the NPF would grow up warped and devoid of morals, and would somehow end up with a robot arm and a cybernetic eyeball that shoots lasers before he/she turns 14. You know it's true. So the bottom line is: Shiney, RaiRai? You know that old saying that "It takes a village to raise a child?" Yeah. You're gonna want to find a better village than this. XD

[GARUD]

Originally Posted by Mauve Mage

You know it's true. So the bottom line is: Shiney, RaiRai? You know that old saying that "It takes a village to raise a child?" Yeah. You're gonna want to find a better village than this. XD

Hey, I hear Gaia is a great place for a child to learn the English language.

[bananarama]

Oh God! I feel so sorry for the poor tyke. The first words he/she will learn will probably be "You're banned!" But seriously congrats shiney and rairai. Here's hoping he/she will inherit the genes from the good part of the family (rairai's).

[Fifthfiend]

Originally Posted by Mauve Mage

A child raised collectively by the NPF would grow up warped and devoid of morals, and would somehow end up with a robot arm and a cybernetic eyeball that shoots lasers before he/she turns 14.

... Now that's not fair at all, he would totally have morals. Just, morals premised on a blanket justification for wreaking indiscriminate destruction with his bionic super-powers.