Blood and Chocolate

[Darth SS]

They're hoping that Bestiality lovers will go see it?

[POS Industries]

I can tell you right now they already failed at tha--er, I mean... Bestiality, man, that's crazy! Ha ha ha....

[Demetrius]

When I saw the trailer (also watching Rocky) I initially though,"Crappy cool!! They are making Wolfs Rai-- nope nevermind...WTF?" and that was really about it.

Also, POS you are a sick, sick puppy... nyuck nyuck!

[Bells]

Originally Posted by POS Industries

So, what, the American werewolves that ran amok in London and Paris are just some sort of local Yank breed or something?

Those were Furries!... and they were in france, so its 50% granted to the French Weredoggies

[Tydeus]

Originally Posted by Bellsouth Minion

Those were Furries!... and they were in france, so its 50% granted to the French Weredoggies

Heh. Attack of the Furries! People in animal costumes running wild in the night, assaulting innocent bystanders with vaguely creepy, non-penetrative sexual rubbing! Eeek! Run for the hills! The Furries rule the night!

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Our society provides people with way too much free time.

[Demetrius]

Our society provides people with way too much free time.

Tell me about it, I'm at work and I think I've moved twice in the last 6 hours...

I'll still see the movie in hopes of leather clad hotties or a t least one bad ass ass kicking or something.

[Tydeus]

Originally Posted by Demetrius

I'll still see the movie in hopes of leather clad hotties or a t least one badass ass-kicking or something.

There -- I fixed it for you.

I don't know -- honestly, I'm gonna need some better evidence to suggest that there might be such leater-clad hotness, or badassery, because there seemed to be something of a dearth of both of those elements in the trailer.

I mean, if you're gonna make a shitty movie (in terms of craftsmanship -- i.e., bad acting/directing/editing/writing/etc) there better be some cars that turn into robots, or perhaps rings, which may or may not fall into the hands of evil lords, in turn causing wanton destruction of all things good and fuzzy.

I mean, really, you gotta have one or the other for me to get my ass out of bed and go see your movie.

Oh, or hotness. Yeah. I forgot about that. But still, then it's a rental. So I can view it alone. If you get my drift. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Say no more, say no more!

[Demetrius]

I hope this isn't an attempt at a touchy feely chick flick kind of a Underworld clone, 'cause then I wouldn't know what to do with myself.

Yeah, yeah, punctuation. Bleh!

[phil_]

Originally Posted by Tydeus

I mean, if you're gonna make a shitty movie (in terms of craftsmanship -- i.e., bad acting/directing/editing/writing/etc) there better be some cars that turn into robots, or perhaps rings, which may or may not fall into the hands of evil lords, in turn causing wanton destruction of all things good and fuzzy.

Dude, you did not just call the Lord of the Rings movies shitty. While it could be debatable whether they're great movies or just ok (and it's accepted, I think, that the books are better), they certainly can not be lumped together with Underworld and the subject of this thread.

I mean, seriously, the way that chick delivers, "Go to Hell," in the preview, you know this movie's going to be a waste of an hour. Yes, it's such bad delivery that I'm prejudging the whole movie based on it (also, it's the only part of the trailer I've seen, as I was poking my head in the theater to check for miscreants).

Still, I'm sure it won't be as offensive as Aeon Flux. Nothing could be.

[Mirai Gen]

Originally Posted by Tydeus

I mean, if you're gonna make a shitty movie (in terms of craftsmanship -- i.e., bad acting/directing/editing/writing/etc) there better be some cars that turn into robots, or perhaps rings, which may or may not fall into the hands of evil lords, in turn causing wanton destruction of all things good and fuzzy.

Hey, Transformers '07 might not be terrible. If you ignore the Brown interpretation of The Transformers (Which is actually kind of cool to see in a new light), the movie right now has gone through six or seven writers and they've approved most of the script.

And yeah, I don't see how you can possibly lump Lord of the Rings with this movie or Underworld 2. Underworld was okay. Lord of the Rings was good.

As for me, I have a Carnifex to paint.