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Unread 05-05-2007, 01:06 AM   #551
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15. Mother Brain - Are we talking the actual Metroid one or the Captain N version? Either way, nah.

14. Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan - I'm not saying there aren't some alien chicks out there that totally do it for me (see Ezri Dax), but this here ain't one of them.

13. Drew Barrymore - Nice girl, I suppose, but she's very rarely done anything for me. Also, lowest ranking person on the list that I'm absolutely sure has a vagina.

12. Krylo Killian in drag - Eh, I'm sure he'd be a lot of fun.

11. Fran - Bonus points for the outfit, but the ears are just too distracting.

10. Scarlett Johnansson - I'm as surprised that she's as low on the list as she is, too. I adored her in "Lost in Translation", but any time I've seen her since I've been relatively underwhelmed.

9. Yuna - The X-2 outfit here is nice, but everything else that goes along with X-2 drags it all down. FFX appearance is meh.

8. Keira Knightly - From what I can tell, she's much more alluring in every movie she's in that I refuse to see due to outright suckiness. I mean, christ, "Domino"? Hot as hell, in my opinion, but I ain't sitting through it. Know what? She was originally number 4, but I'm moving her down the list due to her habitual inconvenience.

7. Tifa Lockhart in AC - While she gets one of my all-time favorite fight scenes in this outing, her original FF7 outfit was more flattering for this competition.

6. Lulu - Cleavagetastic and I fully approve her sense of style. The world needs more of her, really.

5. Not a celebrity - This is a pretty broad range, but it includes a lot of regular people in my everyday life who I'd be more than happy to have a good tumble with. They know who they are.

4. Rikku - Not only is she just fun to look at, but she's inspired a large amount of my favorite bits of cosplay eyecandy. Thank you, Rikku!

3. Yoko Matsugane - This list needs more japanese girls. That's all there is to it.

2. Celes Chere - A better guess would have been Terra, but this isn't bad. I wouldn't have necessarily had her this high on the list originally, but I found some fantastic artwork of her in some of the more disreputable corners of the internet. Absolutely breathtaking stuff, though.

1. Rose McGowan - It doesn't matter what the hell role you specify, she's probably going to win. I mean, damn.

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Unread 05-06-2007, 02:47 AM   #552
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Ok guys let's go with something a little more difficult/different:

My favorite bandito

doesn't have to be spanish I just like the word bandito

Also he/she can be fictional or real...
And I'm just using the work bandito as a general word for a theif.

Have at you!
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Unread 05-06-2007, 03:18 AM   #553
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Let's just go ahead and get Locke Cole out of the way here, shall we?
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Unread 05-06-2007, 03:49 AM   #554
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I'll say Thief.
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Unread 05-06-2007, 05:15 AM   #555
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Unread 05-06-2007, 05:21 AM   #556
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Carmen Sandiego.
She steals planets.
And the Taj Mahal, a feat only matched by Trypticon, the walking decepticon base.
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Unread 05-06-2007, 06:16 AM   #557
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I'm gonna have to go ahead and say Jayne Cobb, on the grounds that if he doesn't win you'll have an angry mob abducting you and forcing you to watch all of Firefly.

EDIT: Plus, he's the hero of Canton. That's gotta count for something, right?
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Unread 05-06-2007, 06:57 AM   #558
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Salma Hayeck... well any of the characters she plays.
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Unread 05-06-2007, 07:25 AM   #559
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Unread 05-06-2007, 07:34 AM   #560
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