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Unread 05-30-2007, 04:14 PM   #101
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"How would-" "-the three of you-" "-feel about-" "-an alliance?" "After all-" "-several people-" "-working together-" "-stand a better chance." Keyman said to Nikose, Fenris, and K36.
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I mean, I'm happy to play normal chess when that's the game. But in this case, we've been asked to play chess by someone who then proceeds to hand us a pair of water pistols, tells us the player with the most touchdowns wins, and you're still busy trying to capture my bishop.
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Unread 05-30-2007, 04:17 PM   #102
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Karesh put Nikose's hat on over his helmet before turning to Newb. "That sounds a little like cheating."
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Unread 05-30-2007, 04:18 PM   #103
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Raggy wandered into the center of the ring carrying a sign that read "Qualifying Round: Battle Royale". Somehow he/she/it had managed to change into a bikini, that was barely more then a few cubic feet of cloth, in the time it took to walk from the buffet to the ring.
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Unread 05-30-2007, 04:21 PM   #104
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And lo, Fenris was about to do the biggest amount of bullshitting ever.

"I'm so sorry for lying to you, buddy! Can you ever forgive me? I just needed my bestest buddy there beside me so I didn't get creamed." Fenris convinced Nikose of his innocence while he accompanied him to the ring.
"Well, I'll forgive you either way. But don't think I'm stupid." He stretched again, and lightning began sparking from his eyes. "Mostly I'm just glad for this little amulet!" he said, happy suddenly, as he stroked it.

He looked to Keyman. "I don't think that'd be a great idea, what with everyone around. so no technical teams, but I'll play by the "I don't hit you, you don't hit me" rule."
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Unread 05-30-2007, 04:22 PM   #105
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"Show me-" "-where it-" "-says we-" "-can't cooperate."
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Unread 05-30-2007, 04:22 PM   #106
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Monitoring Newb, Nikose, and Karesh's conversation by means of her forearm hand-device, Phoenix smirked, and took the liberty of patching herself through to the staging room's speakers.

"Greetings ladies and gentlemen! Although, one imagines you are not going to be very gentle for long, eh? This is a friendly reminder that the map you are playing on today is DM-Pedro. This means, "Deathmatch." Not "Team Deathmatch", or "Team Fortress", or even "Team Capture the Flag". You're going to be fighting them, the other people, and there is no 'them' in 'team'. Thank you for understanding."
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Unread 05-30-2007, 04:30 PM   #107
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"Ah, it says it right there. Oh well."

The three Keymen headed to different corners of the arena to see what they could find in the way of hiding places.
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Unread 05-30-2007, 04:31 PM   #108
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Shouldering the assualt rifle, I walked past them and said "Hey, uses less effort if they're close in. Take out a number of them with one good, or large, shot."
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Unread 05-30-2007, 04:35 PM   #109
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Fenris laughed. And laughed. And laughed more.

"Who says we'd be close together? You assume that we're stupid. Anyway, I'll play by the "I'll pretend you don't exist and you do the same for me" rule," if that's okay with you, Nikose."

Fenris pulled out the sword and the banstick, setting the banstick to his favorite setting: Move Threads.

"I'm ready."
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Unread 05-30-2007, 04:36 PM   #110
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Phoenixbot hefted her issued weapon, which wasn't much of a heft at all. The rather long and serrated golden blade of Mesden's craft weighed close to two grams. Given it's weight, and the android woman's strength, swinging it at blinding speed would be trivial.

A quick once-over with her scanners indicated the weapon was of the ethereal type, capable of ignoring armor, circumventing deflection, and being generally nasty to their squishy soul-bits. "Oh, the poor dears" as Rei would say.

Shouldering the sword, she strode out toward the arena.
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