NPF Avatars 5 - The Big Come Down

[Melfice]

"Indori, do you think your armour-form would protect me from the electricity?"
"I... do not know, Melfice. I am of the earth element, but I have no idea what happens if electricity soars through me."
"Great... give me armour anyways, and let's find something we can stand on."
"Will do, sah!"
"... you will refrain from using accents, please?"

The black ooze moved over Melfice yet again, forming into the thick, streamlined armour.
He looked around, and noticed a thick cabinet to the side that was still dry. Melfice walked towards it, and climbed on in, but with some effort, due to the armour.

Hey, you never knew what happened next, right? Better be prepared.

[Demetrius]

Demetrius took that as his cue to get up out of the water, mumbling the keyword to activate his armor he rose up until he was hovering above the water. "Hey Pedro, how hard is it to just get out of this building... and how much do you want to keep it? I have a friend who specializes in large scale demolition and he could take care of this whole problem in...a...Yeah, sorry didn't know you were so attached to stuff"

[Fenris]

Fenris swooped over and grabbed Pedro by the coat. "We're all out of the water, Nikose! Let's do this thing, it's now or never!"

Fenris awaited electricity to course through the water and to see the effect, if any, it had on the Fembots who were working on starting the women's rights revolution.

[Nikose Tyris]

Nikose did a handstand in the water and shuddered as he released a continuous pulse of electricity into the water, electocuting everything in contact with the water, sending shuddering pulses out. He bit his tongue to keep from screaming, as Demetrius watched from up high. The skin on Nikose's arms began to Burn and melt away and heal in place as he shuddered, and then he punched active the item summoner, pulling the power-enhancing crystal to him-

And with a sudden powerful surge, the floor beneath Nikose made a large CRACK, and there was a flash of bright light, and Nikose lay half concious, face down in the water, the electricity faded to naught.

[Melfice]

Melfice watched with interest as some residual electricity crackled in the water.
"What do you say, Indori? Wanna try?"
"Let's try, Melfice."

Melfice sank a toe into the water, and noticed nothing happened. He was insulated AT LEAST for this amount of electricity. The bots seemed out cold.

Melfice walked over to Nikose, and picked him up from the floor, by the scruff of his neck.

"Why not just fire a blast of lightning into the water, you dolt?"

[Ugainius]

Meanwhile:

Ugainius appeared to be floating through… white? “Oh come on, I can’t die. Well I can, but this is… so not dramatic enough.” “UGAINIUS” said a voice suddenly “YOU ARE TO BE REVIVED.” “Eh?” grunted the Dark Knight.
“YOU ARE TO BE REVIVED”
“Eh?”
“YOU’RE TO BE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE, OKAY?”
“Oh; wait, why am I to be revived?”
“WELL…”
“I not good enough for the afterlife, huh? Well I’ve got a few things to say to you…”
“SILENCE. THINGS ARE HAPPENING, THE WHELLS OF CHANGE ARE IN MOTION…”
“Is that a cop-out answer?”
“YES.”
“Oh.”
“ANYWAY, GO DOWN TO EARTH, KILL A FEW FEMBOTS AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A NEW SWORD.”
“New sword eh? Fine though it better be a good one.”
“DON’T WORRY, WITH A PLOT HOLE THIS SIZE WE CAN ONLY GIVE THE BEST THAT’S AVAILABLE.”
“That makes no sense whatsoever.”
“GOODBYE UGAINIUS, AND REMEMBER: DON’T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW THAT’S WHERE THE HUSKEYS GO.”
"I will Voice, I will."

Ugainius awoke in the spa “Alright time to kick some fembot ASS!” he shouted before being decapitated by one nearby. He floated through white once more. “Erm, Voice how about a retry?”
“*SIGH*”

[PhoenixFlame]

And as Krylo began to attack Phoenixbot, whom in a suprisingly unprecedented move backflipped over the wind edge, rolling in midair to deflect both of his incoming rounds to the right and left, respectively, across her central axis. Yes, indeed, she had actually dodged an attack from Krylo, for the first time!

Of course, all was not well. All three of Krylo's attacks (And Phoenixbot, for that matter, fell backward into the rapidly expanding form of Rhiya the Large!Dragon. Noting the gambit's predicted course of expansion, Phoenixbot hatched a clever plan.

Shifting her left arm into a sawblade, she buried the rapidly-spinning blade-o-doom vertically across Rhiya's back, which, even if it didn't cut through her, would be sufficient to zip Phoenixbot vertically to relative saftey. (Where relative is in the maw of an angry chaos-dragon rather than outside the arena.)

As she did so, she snapped off another wave of crackling azure death at Krylo, whom she was now retreating from.

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Meanwhile, surrounding Phoenix's Quantum Waveform...

No less than fourty fembots were surrounding the technomagus, whom was in no mood for fighting weak massage droids. Going over her possible techniques, she briefly considered finding out their elemental weakness, but then immediately decided agaisnt it, and went straight to anti-robot techniques.

"Hyper Jammer!" She called, raising her hand device over her head, as it began to crackle with golden lightning. Simultaneously, all nearby fembots spasmed for a moment, and then fell over. They'd be back up soon, but it gave her time to escape. Although, a few managed to fall cleanly through her earlier portal, and materalized into the stands surrounding the coliseum, where they would surely begin wreaking havoc.

"Hey Pedro, wait up!" She called, dashing after the Negative Kamen.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

K36 had been spending alot of his life running.
running from the covenant, dragons, bears, rhinos, Fembots was just a new addition to his list.
Carrying Epyon in his right hand and peppering shotgun fire with his left he had knocked them down from 8 to 6, but he still didn't feel like fighting all of them with the two shells he had left.
As he ran he heard a voice, and though he had never heard it before, he knew it was Epyon. "Would you like me to help?"
"Yea, I don't have my armor, so anything you can do about that would be great." As soon as he finished saying it Epyon Bursted out, covering his hand and then his arm and then hardening into armor.
As soon as this finished, K36 turned around and delivered a punch into the face of the first Fembot. Pulling the shotgun back and ramming the barrel of the gun into the second, He pulled the trigger which broke through the skull of the fembot and then broke into the skull of the next one. Pulling his fist out of the skull of the first Fembot. He smiled to himself, "Triple Kill!"

[PyrosNine]

Pyros suddenly had a foreign thought. "He candy has. How do get candy from head him?". Admittedly, there was some interference, and some mindless word shuffling, but the meaning of the thought remained.

And then a thread fell on top of him.

The thought was lost forever, but Pyros did find that the thread contained some wonderfully pleasant discussions about whether or not Water Likes (a soul stealing cousin of the beaver) should be classified as a demon.

Pyros was all for them being called demons, but now was not the time.

Pyros hurled the thread off his back, roaring like godzilla.

"RArrraRrrrRarrraraRAAAAR!

See? Godzilla!...or a scratching turntable.....

"Alright! Who dropped that on me like a ton of bricks! T'was unsportsmanlike, dropping a thread on top of someone when he's not looking!"

Pyros proceeded to envelop the thread in a ball of fire, raising it above the ground and over his head. Looking through the arena amidst the rain of falling pie (which wasn't rain enough to dampen his powers) Pyros sought a target on which to vent.

As it happened, there was a giant snake named Monty who wasn't looking.

Compacting the thread in a fireythreadballo'doom, Pyros hurled it with vigor.

Even though the snake was playing the "Who's bigger?" game, it would still give it a mighty headache.

[Mesden]

For however infuriated, disappointed, confused and disgusted Mesden was, the overcoming emotion was...melancholy. So many negative emotions conflicted, and in the end, her decision was, "Ah, fuck it..."

She sighed a rather heavy, resigned breath, turned around and retrieved her discarded gear. After that, she decided to try and eliminate another before the lightning round could get started all over again. She scanned the area for what she hoped could be a fast elimination as long as she struck quickly and unerringly. With another quick traversing of the hostile area, Mesden made her way towards the cosplay girl and, without a word of notice and very surreptitiously, cleaved the area AB had been occupying in a large arc.