Casual Feudal Japan 5 (back on the ah...water again?)

[Epiphany]

She glared at him, but then smiled. "Oh, i have an idea what we could do." She pulled herself even closer to him.

[Rhuhael]

He slid his one hand down her back and moved them a bit towards the bed.
"I believe we're on the exact same page luv." He said and kissed her lightly, looking deeply into her eyes.

[Epiphany]

"I think you're in an entire different book, Love." She kneed him in the groin and then smiled as she watched him drop to the floor in pain.

[Rhuhael]

As Li dropped to the deck in agony his little computer wildly began computing data.
... What
...The
...Hell
........
...Pain
...Not
...Good
.......
...Knee ....+.... Groin ....=... Miscalculation
...Response ....= .... Groan Loudly + Swear Loudly

"Holy mother, by the damned shell from which the continents hatched!!!!!! Why I'll..." He continued to spout off various oaths & curses as he rolled around on the floor gasping in pain.

Finally after about five minutes of this he stopped and gasped. "Not...very...nice...luv."

[Epiphany]

She smiled and winked at him. "Oh? And you were expecting something else?" She said sarcastically, laughing at the poor man.

[Rhuhael]

Li got to his feet after about ten more minutes
... Damage assesment
... Mostly still intact
... Desire?
... Vengeance + Captain
... Invalid Command
... Suggested action?
... Just shut up and stop taking 'hints' from the captain for a little while

With this plan of action now worked out he staggered onto the deck.

[Epiphany]

ooc: I think that's the smartest thing Li's decided to do. lmao

ic: She holds out her hand to help Li up. "Well, is there anything else you'd like to do?"

"Wouldn't our destination, a dread pirates home port, be difficult to get into?
If this pirate were smart he would find a island that had only one suitable port for any ship thats a sloop or larger and but his base there? We can't just lay our anchor in their port....their cannons will rip us to pieces. Even if they don't have any, I noticed one of the pirates here ahd a chi system grafted onto his own that was more powerful than a cannon........Wisdom dictates he would have more than one of those.
Anouther thing is that his actions of leaving the ship before the fight confule me, why would he be so sure that his crew would be powerless to stop you from searching the ship high and low for him. Its as if he knew we were going to overrun the ship, otherwise he wouldn't have fled so early. And why then would he send this whole cre of 40 plus men to their deaths...? It doesn't add up.
I have meditated on this and I think I have an answer. He must have some kind of seer, who can tell him what battles he will lose and what he will win. We did win after all, maybe he knew that, its the only solution I can think of.
But why would he throw his men away? Well that I know the answer to. I discerned our location and I found we are jsut south of an island that is not unknown to my order. 300 years ago a monk in our order battled a powerful chi sourcerer and robbed him of his scrolls, which he hid on this island. The island in our records and the island you see in the distance, that our fiend has run home to must be one and the same. That explains the chi spells these men posses, and how many of them have powerful chi systems grafted onto their natural ones. Our records suggest this would be so, but they also suggested that the most powerful aspect of these chi systems is that they could hold ones spirit inside of it, where no physical wound could harm it.
Friends i am afraid the pirate would easily give up his crew up because we never we abke to kill them. I do not know when their spirits will reinhabit their bodies, but I thik we have some time. I suggest we throw al lthe bodies overboard, weighted by whatevber we can spare. Allthough he probably has a base guard likewise enchanted.

[The_Phat_G]

OOC: Sorry I've been out of the loop so long guys, it's mid-winter break and I've been in California for the past few days. I just caught up, and Jesus, you guys practically left me adrift on some wreckage. =P

IC: Kyoji yawned loudly and stretched as he woke up grogily. He stood up slowly and stretched some more. The first thing he noticed was that his chest wasn't killing him anymore. The monk must have done something before he passed out. How long had he been asleep? He looked around and noticed that he wasn't on his ship anymore.

[Stover]

(Oh yeah, we switched ships, didn't we? Heh.)

"...so they'll get back up in time unless we throw them overboard? Why don't we carve a cross in their forehead? Worked last t--I've heard that that kind of thing works against people who don't want to die."