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Unread 03-01-2004, 09:13 AM   #91
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"Oh boy, this just gets better and better..."

Johnny vaulted over a fangirl tackle using his staff as leverage, then landed beside Thumpman.

"Lead on, Kurt!"
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Unread 03-01-2004, 10:39 AM   #92
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Abysmal looked up from his laptop as the Thumpmastas sample music ended. not bad...not bad at all...I should probably try to find some group to join up with, since 'The Experience' isn't here. Probably the last time I'll ever try to work with them. He closed the laptop and returned it to it's carrying case. He stood up and walked around the rabid mob of fangirls. Thank god they're not coming after me.

Getting desperate after the constant rejection, one fangirl yelled: "HEY! HE LOOKS LIKE A MUSICIAN! LETS GO GET HIM"

"Shit."
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Unread 03-01-2004, 01:05 PM   #93
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As he passes by a water fountain he noticed some spilt water on the floor. As he looked at the water he saw the water start to ripple and a thunderous yell is heard behind him. "Look he's carrying a guitar get him!!!!"

He turns around and gulps then starts to run. "Gangway!!!! Fan girl swarming!!!." He starts to vault over amps and speakers left in the hallways. "What the crap? Where did all this equipment come from? It wasn't here a minute ago."

In the shadows a pair of ninja-esque forms moved."Hehe obstacle ninja's strike again."
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Unread 03-01-2004, 05:51 PM   #94
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Kurt (AKA Thumpman) leaped over some littered amps and such, dashing for the back doorway while avoiding the fangirls. Should be around here somewhere...

He turned left into a long hallway, the doorway to freedom on the other side. He dashed ahead with all the speed he could muster, as the fangirls were catching up to him and Johnny.

As it turns out, he dashed with a little too much speed, so much that he didn't notice the door was locked. He hit it. Hard. And the thing collapsed, Thumpman tripping over it and smashing into a dumpster, losing most of his disguise in the process. "Should've checked the lock on the door..." he muttered from his rather hilarious position, sprawled face-down in front of a dented dumpster in the back parking lot.
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Unread 03-01-2004, 05:57 PM   #95
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Dezil was laughing as he leaned against his truck. "Nice one, 'Kurt'! Now stop kidding around and get over here, I've got a pretty good stokc of stuff back here you'll be inteested in." Dezil then went back around and opened up his truck, showing when he got over there, that it was full of musical equipment, accesories, and anything else anyone could want. Dezil said, "I was tinkering, and along with my big project, I built my own custom line of band instruments and equipment. Best out there, in my own ever so humble opinion. Oh, and wahtever you do, don't mess with the thing in the back." After saying this, it became more obvious that there was a massive shape covered by a cloth in the back of the truck.
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Unread 03-01-2004, 07:09 PM   #96
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He sees a rather large speaker sitting at the end of the hall. (Think Back to the Future:p) He climb up on top of it and plug his guitar in. The fan girls stop in front of the speaker as he raises his right arm in the air his fingers holding a black pick with a red skull on it. "Alright are you ready to rock?" The girls stand mesmerised as he speaks their eyes follow the pick as it lowers down to the strings. He looks out over the throng of fan girls and grins as he starts to slowly strum the strings. The melodious sounds blasting from the speaker causing the girls hair to flow back. He gets and evil grin and starts to play Staind's "Pressure.

"I just need this to be all right/I can't feel this another night/I can't take this I come unglued/I might breakdown in front of you/Necessary to medicate/I'm not sleeping can't stay awake/Can't see through this/Too much pressure/Drowning in this/Too much pressure/If you need me I'll be here/Half unconscious to escape my fear/My head hurts this shit isn't getting me high/My chest is so tight I think I am going to die/My stomach's in knots and the room starts to spin/As I wait for this valium to slowly kick in"

As he plays the sound vibration from the speakers are sending the girls flying back. As he hits the very last chord he hits it a lot harder then the song would normally end and the speaker blew up under him sending him sailing backwards and knocking all the fan girls chasing him flat on their back and dazed. "That should take care of them for a while. I wonder when I'll stop flying backwards..." With a loud thud he hits the wall behind him with a low groan. "Now I see..."
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Unread 03-01-2004, 08:27 PM   #97
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"OOH THAT ONE HAS A GUITAR!"...the small group of fangirls that were chasing after Abysmal ran off towards the sight and sound of another musician playing a guitar. phew...brave soul. back to the task at hand. He moved towards a musician who had drawn a small crowd that seemed to be auditioning earlier (WeiBer). Apparently he hasn't formed a full band, since all but one that approached him earlier are still lingering elsewhere.
"Is it correct to assume that you need band members?"
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His phone number: 305-666-4366 (I'm wondering about that middle bit :bmage: )

A comparison between Jack and a sane human being (Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del).

An odd e-mail exchange between him and Scott of VGcats.

Apparently, he has a history of insanity.

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Unread 03-01-2004, 08:56 PM   #98
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Thumpman slowly got up and staggered over to his Escalade. With two beeps, the front door opened, and he discarded his disguise in favor of his usual purple hat and blue shades. Shouldering his favorite ol' boombox, he turned to Dezil. "I think I'd best forget the disguise. But, thanks for offering to let me borrow your stuff, man."

He grabbed a few miscellaneous supplies from his glove compartment and put them in his pockets. "That should be all I need...wait a minute..." he grabbed a Snickers from his car. "Gotta love these, man. But now, we need to talk business. Dezil, Johnny, do you think we should look for any more band members? If we do, we're gonna need a bass player the most. I can play guitar and sing pretty well, but we need that bass. Have you heard of any veteran bass players around here?"
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Unread 03-01-2004, 09:00 PM   #99
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Dezil shrugged and said, "Sorry, I've been out of the scene for a while now. All I can say is we need to hang around here and see if we spot any spare bass players at the battle itself."
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Unread 03-01-2004, 09:06 PM   #100
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Ripel had finally lost the fangirls, but to tell you the truth he didn't really care. Actually, he could have used their protection right now, considering that while the fangirls had rampaged through the other musicians the vending machines had regrouped and had now surrounded victims one by one and sprayed them in the liquid of Diet Coke.

Now, they had caught him in the middle of the parking lot. Guess there's going to be no encore for me, but hey, if this is going to be my farewell concert I might as well make it big. "Someone set he now up the bomb."

This was it, he had to make this a big one. "You won't take me out without a fight! Cue the music!" Suddenly, FFVI battle music started playing, and now would be the final battle between the artist known as Solo and the EVIL VENDING MACHINES OF DOOM!!!

Stay tuned.
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